Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: The ultimate stupid sex trick

Posted on December 28, 2010 by Sabina Becker

It’s called “bang bang, you’re dead”. A probable cause arrest affidavit filed in Canadian County states Arthur Sedille told investigators he and his wife often engaged in sexual fantasy involving a gun.Arthur Sedille told police he took a handgun from … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: What NOT to do while preggers

Posted on December 7, 2010 by Sabina Becker

I actually winced at the part where Christina Applegate went splat. Hell, I winced when I saw her SHOES. Those babies are a no-no, no matter what.Watch out for that last line, it’s a killer.

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Short ‘n’ Stubby: Ms. Manx dips another paw in the Wikileaks

Posted on December 6, 2010 by Sabina Becker

My stump-tailed mascot informs me that if she dips any more feet into this ever-growing lake of leakage, she’s gonna be swimming. Well, hop in, sez I–the water’s turbulent, but so far, it’s fine. And here are some of the … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: I’ll have what she’s having

Posted on November 20, 2010 by Sabina Becker

In Catalonia, they do democratic socialism…a little differently:Yes, that’s an actual PSA from the youth wing of the Socialist Party of Catalonia.Stupid sex comment, at the site: “She’s orgasming because the government is fucking her!!” Please thumb this idiot down.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Oh, boys…

Posted on November 20, 2010 by Sabina Becker

A woman whose name ends in Ais said to be quite a good layby those who would know.Does their name end in O?I’m sorry, I can’t rightly say.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Speak English, please

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Here’s how NOT to do a PSA on safe sex (or abstinence):Anyone have any idea what Bristol Palin and Mike Sorrentino are babbling about here? I’m lost.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: One more thing NOT to do with a condom

Posted on October 27, 2010 by Sabina Becker

What to call this jackass stunt? The Speed Test, maybe?But hey. At least it proves that guys who say they’re too small for THEIR big bazookas…are LYING. So, no more excuses. Wrap up your packages before giving ’em to the … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How to wank like a gachupine

Posted on October 24, 2010 by Sabina Becker

A Spanish TV host demonstrates his two-stroke self-love technique. Very enlightening, eh?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: In which Christine O’Donnell comes out the loser, AGAIN

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Surprise! Forcing God to kill kittens is good for you. And, if scientists say true, it’s also good for evolution–a concept in which certain devout teabags don’t believe, even as the evidence just keeps piling up that it is real… … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Chilean miners edition

Posted on October 14, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Mit zween Herrn ist schlecht zu kramen;Noch schlechter, fürcht’ ich, mit zwo Damen.(It’s tough to tangle with two gents; but even harder, I fear, with two ladies.)–Wilhelm Busch, Maler Klecksel Yes, kiddies, the inspiring story of the day has a … Continue reading →

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