Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: Baby, I wanna jump your bones!

Dear Lord. The “bride” is playing with her pelvis! And how does a fleshless “groom” end up having a little pink tongue, anyway?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: One big rubber

Well, as long as it keeps the Likud-dicks in…

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Random stupid and senseless sex tricks

I just love assortments, don’t you?What exactly is this stick-man sign saying? My guess is “watch out for buttsex”.And hey, let’s hope something positive comes out of the War On Terra:And that this isn’t it:But hey, you never know. What … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: I recommend Astroglide

As for how Richard gets shortened to “Dick”, well…that one’s lost in the mists of antiquity.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Also, BOOBIES.

Do I really need to comment on this? Nah, didn’t think so.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: I am the Walrus

Koo koo katchoo!

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Whole lotta wankin’ goin’ on…

Yup, Michigan is chock-a-block with wankers. Explains a lot about those militias, no?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: No WHAT?

I love how the ground outside that see-thru van is littered with little spent condoms. Adds a nice touch to know the stickmen are having safer sex, no?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Not really a bargain, is it?

I have to ask: How damaged is “damaged”?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Do you get your birth control info from FUX Snooze?

If so, they just put something out there that’ll have all those pudgy caffeine freaks guzzling themselves into diabetic oblivion:No, it’s not the part about the swine flu or the vitamins. It’s the sodie-pop! Guys are killing their sperm counts … Continue reading

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