Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

I don’t know about you, but a part of me just recoiled in dread. (I’ll leave it to you to guess which part.)

I knew there was a reason I quit buying Cosmopolitan after Helen Gurley Brown left town. It lost its fucking mind! Helen was its mind, a smart, feminist, women-deserve-more-and-better mind…and thanks to her, they also had GOOD sex tips in … Continue reading →

Not once, but twice in one ad? That’s doubly self-defeating, just like wearing a specially rigged bra to make it look like you’re not wearing a bra. If you want the braless look, you go braless, and don’t waste money … Continue reading →

Could have been worse…his name could have been Wanker.

Ladies know how to remain seated during the entire performance. The gents? Still getting the hang of this sitting-down-to-pee thingie.

I don’t care how drunk you are or how many Viagra you’ve eaten, guys…this is why you NEVER mistake your cock for a club. (And remember: Women have teeth for a reason.)

Going au naturel: a do. Special products for the purpose: a do-you-really-have-to-ask?(And check out the price tag on that stuff, too. Eek!)

Not that it’s terribly difficult…

Things that make me glad I’m not married:These cock lozenges are supposedly favors for bachelorette parties. I wonder if sucking on one relieves a sore throat, or just aggravates it.