Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

“Busty Secretaries” and “College Sex Tryouts”. As Amurrican as apple pie!

…where you learn so much valuable information about life:Unfortunately, discretion is nowhere in the mix.

Other guys just light their farts on fire. This one couldn’t be content until he got a rocket up his ass. Sure hope the blisters were worth it, dude.

And this is why I never do random chat, kiddies. So many clueless horny morons…and just their spelling skills alone are a major buzzkill.

Because ALL drug dealers keep big floppy toy penises just hanging around the house, don’cha know?