Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Or are they expecting the girl to “measure” them by way of some other instrument?

Girls, when you wanna look REALLY sleazy, there’s just one thing to wear under those low-riding jeans…Yes, that’s right…a Wonderbra for your booty. Because nothing says Teh Sexay like butt cleavage!

And then some people wonder why divorce rates skyrocketed once the laws were liberalized? If this was the “norm” that women had to live up to when marrying in the 1960s, I’d say the ’70s were just ripe for a … Continue reading →

“Hey, where’s the coin slot on this thing?”

Now, the big question: Is it the drinking or the sex that’s the problem here?

Don’t you love how they gave the silhouette a super-obvious boob job?

Another happy ending, cut tragically short. Please, people, don’t keep your budgies in the dark!