Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: Could this be why they’re going extinct?

Posted on November 7, 2009 by Sabina Becker

This kakapo, an endangered species of flightless parrot, gives us a clue as to why there are so few of his kind left: They’re damned annoying!Somebody, please, find him a lady kakapo before nature journalists also become an endangered species!

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Stupid Sex Tricks: What a dickhead!

Posted on November 6, 2009 by Sabina Becker

…literally.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Halloween…the naughtiest day of the year

Posted on October 30, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Whose costume is more ill-advised–the girl with the built-in groper……or Booby-Doo there in the background?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to get a date with a hot cop

Posted on October 26, 2009 by Sabina Becker

’nuff said.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Take two of these and don’t call me, EVER.

Posted on October 19, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Srsly, that list of side effects is even funnier than a 4-hour Viagra boner.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How to give Grandpa a heart attack

Posted on October 16, 2009 by Sabina Becker

“Hey, what are you girls giggling about in h–OH MY GOD!!!”Please, don’t ever do this. Their time on Earth isn’t long as it is. Think of your grandpas!

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Stupid Sex Tricks: I already knew this in high school

Posted on October 10, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Unfortunately, this is all too often true. Unfortunately, so’s this. (To all the assholes I’ve loved before: yeah, dudes, I’m lookin’ at YOU.)

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Stupid (anti-)Sex Tricks: Please abstain from posting statistics

Posted on October 7, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Fact: Pro-abstinence statistics are 100% stupid, 100% of the time. What do you suppose their failure rate is, based on that?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: No wonder George Sodini killed himself

Posted on October 3, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Remember this post of mine from August? Remember what prompted it? And remember how a certain loose (hey hey!) “community” of pick-up “artists” (and I use the term loosely) lost their collective shit over the negative exposure they got as … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Premature much?

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Sabina Becker

If you’re not rolling all over the floor or mopping up spat-out drink from your monitor after this, you’re probably dead. Either that, or you’re a robot.

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