Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: Kanga-RUDE!

I have NO idea what this man is talking about… …and clearly, the fapping marsupial behind him doesn’t care.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: What blooming idiot came up with this one?

According to my friend Corey, who passed this on to me: Captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd. in Fishers, Indianapolis, Indiana. The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: One more thing not to do while driving

Via “Andy” at IKN, a link that brings back some unpleasant memories for Your Humble One: Swedish police suspect a German truck driver was on drugs and masturbating while he wrecked his rig south of the western city of Borås … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Mickey sells, but who’s buying?

Well, at least he appears to be wearing a condom.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Going off half-cocked (from now on)

See, this is why the Second Amendment really, REALLY sucks…. It’s a lesson he should have learned from Plaxico Burress — but this was worse.A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling with a gun that … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Next time, just take the damn insulin.

I mean really…what else is there to say to THIS? It all began when 62-year-old Enrique Milla, a married man of 25 years, went to a doctor to discuss his sexual dysfunction.After consulting with a urologist, Milla decided to have … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Think with the big head…

…because if you let the little one take over, you get Teh Stoopid, fellas: Psychologists at Radboud University in The Netherlands carried out the study after one of them was so struck on impressing an attractive woman he had never … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: German announcer professionalism fail

He makes a bad double entendre and grabs at her boobs. She calls him a “total idiot” on camera. And that’s not all she does.Atta gal!

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Woohoo, Back to School!

Actually, these could come in handy for high school sex ed, assuming it’s not abstinence-only. (That would be an Epic Fail. Abstinence-only always is.)PS: And this is why those condoms should be on the agenda for sex ed:…along with a … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Bare Naked Idiocy, Classified

OMG. You have to go read this. NOW.(Warning: Very NSFW, but hilarious commentary.)

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