Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to advertise anything

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Just think how silly it looks when guys are made to do what women in advertising are made to do…all the fucking time.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Oh no no!

Posted on April 24, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Gentlemen, seriously, do NOT try this. Unless what you’re really aiming for is a bottle of Captain Morgan, broken over your head.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Christian love advice from Patwa

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Sabina Becker

How do TV-watching Christians revive a flagging romance? Listen to these pearls from the lips of Marion “Pat” Robertson: Gee, I wonder how Patwa’s missus feels knowing that she is to blame for him being such a horrible, oppressive, putschist … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: The perfect gift for your lady

Posted on January 9, 2013 by Sabina Becker

C’est élégant et raffiné, non? Ah…non.

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Happy New Year!

Posted on January 1, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Would sure be embarrassing if that were a Pirelli. Happy New Year, folks…and let’s hope you get luckier than this dawg.

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Yeah, yeah, Slutever. Now fuck off.

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Urgh. What have we here? Bad sex advice on an ostensibly feminist news site? Oh Jezebel, what have you sunk to? People — women in particular — really need to get over the “is this degrading?” thing. If you have … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: And now, your pre-flight safety drill…

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Passengers on a Polish airplane got a different brand of safety drill when they buckled in, thanks to a major condom brand: Was this staged? I don’t know. The giggling old lady and the horrified young man tell me it … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Really, REALLY defeating the purpose

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Gentlemen: The above is a product that you should probably avoid if you cherish your virility. Gawker explains why: 29-year-old Adrian Carter of Houston says he experienced “significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Bad, bad, BAD bad vibrations

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Honestly, this sounds like it came from The Onion: …but no, it’s apparently real. Ladies, wouldn’t YOU like to take smartphone app requests to buzz your clit while your Dear Hubby is off “on business”, driving a flashy car in … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to say “I love you”

Posted on August 1, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Courtesy of Karina Bolaños, the former Costa Rican vice-minister of culture and youth, a classic boner for the ages: In case this gets taken down by YouTube, here’s a rundown: She comes out in a white push-up bra and matching … Continue reading →

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