Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: One (seriously stupid) flesh

Posted on July 4, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Via Jezebel, we learn that there’s a new fundie-crapaganda astroturf org out there determined to make sex better…by making it procreation-only. Never mind that the whole purpose of birth control is to make sex better by taking the threat of … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: What a boob!

Posted on June 28, 2012 by Sabina Becker

For anyone who doubts that erectile dysfunction is often just a state of mind, and a very strange one at that, get a load of this guy: A man who has been drinking his wife’s breast milk, straight from the … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Not-so-good vibrations

Posted on June 2, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Oh, Brazil. You never disappoint me. Land of great music…and stupid sex-toy thieves: An armed man in Brazil has heisted an 18-carat gold-plated vibrator selling for $4,000 at a luxury sex shop. Police say he walked into the Erotica Luxo … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: I put a spell on you…

Posted on May 14, 2012 by Sabina Becker

…because you’re mine: Interesting that this cheaty-pants couple got stuck together in the missionary position. I was kind of expecting doggy-style.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Yet another stupid smartphone sex app

Posted on May 7, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Privacy? What the hell is that, anyway? It’s old hat, is what THAT is! And since your access provider is probably selling all your data to cops and spooks, sure, advertise your sexual predilections to your heart’s content. I’m sure … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Dept. of Unenforceable Laws, Ukraine

Posted on April 8, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Straight from the Wide World of WTF, we get wind of some wildly stupid fetus fetishism from Eastern Europe: “An incredible project of law was presented before the parliament of Ukraine: banning the missionary position in sexual relations.” That was … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to hug a tree

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Environmentalism: Ur doin it rong. Also, stay the fuck off of drugs. And bros on drugs.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Fake flash, real arrest

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Well, howdy there, Beer Can Man. Ill-advised dress-up games seem to be a thing with you, eh? Let’s hope this doesn’t become a thing for anyone else… Meet Jacob Bovia. The 28-year-old Maryland resident is facing five criminal charges for … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex (Hater) Tricks: Amend THIS, motherfuckers!

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Actually, I think female orgasms should be written into EVERY constitution. (You’ll note as well that the would-be legislators totally forgot the clitoris, which is made for nothing BUT pleasure, as it serves no reproductive purpose whatsoever. And that’s the … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Wear it, (over)share it

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Sabina Becker

When I first saw the headline for this Glamour piece, I have to admit, my mind jumped to all kinds of dystopian conclusions: Love-gloves with a built-in nanochip that automatically activates when the rubber gets used, and spills all the … Continue reading →

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