Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid (Anti-)Sex Tricks: Hillary Clinton, too hot to print?

Posted on May 8, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Look closely…do you see anything missing here? No? Perhaps this will help, then: And if that still doesn’t make sense to you, here’s the original: Yes, that’s right — Hillary Clinton and the lone other woman in the Situation Room … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to put a condom on your guy

Posted on April 17, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Honey, turn that frown upside down. What you’re learning to do there could save your life one day.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: All fired up (and noplace to go)

Posted on April 14, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Do NOT try this at home, kiddies. Or anywhere else, for that matter: A man was hospitalized Wednesday evening with life-threatening, third-degree burns after catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store, authorities told CBS 5. The fire occurred at … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Don’t try this at home, kiddies…

Posted on March 31, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Or in a bar, either: Police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen responded Tuesday to growing online chatter among teenagers that they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath. This is not true, police … Continue reading →

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Cops Behaving Badly: How NOT to get new recruits

Posted on February 15, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Do I really need to elaborate on what’s wrong with this recruitment poster? Didn’t think so.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Best birth control advice EVER.

Posted on January 27, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Teh Buttsecks: Not just for Teh Gheys. BTW, condoms would be a good idea, yes?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to win a car

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Sabina Becker

All I can say to this is…OUCH. Yes, that’s on his schlong. Is a little British putt-putt car really worth THAT? To a GERMAN, no less?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: (Don’t) Bite Me

Posted on January 22, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Or if you must, please…just nibble. Gently. Or this could happen: A New Zealand woman was temporarily partially paralyzed by a hickey on her neck from her amorous partner, AFP reported Friday. The 44-year-old woman went to the emergency department … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: OMG, LBJ!

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Is it really true what they said about Lyndon’s johnson? I don’t know…you be the judge: Put This On: LBJ Buys Pants from Put This On on Vimeo. By the sounds of things, he was packing on the poundage. Hence, … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Ur doin it rong