Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to Succeed in Journalism Without Really Trying

Posted on September 1, 2011 by Sabina Becker

In a nutshell, always believe what dickish men in suits tell you: Kang was indicted earlier this year on charges of making sexually abusive remarks during a dinner with dozens of female students from Yonsei University in Seoul, portraying female … Continue reading →

Stupid Sex Tricks: Tampons Ate My Virginity

Posted on August 11, 2011 by Sabina Becker

My gawd, it sounds like a campy horror flick, doesn’t it? But yes, there are still adults dumb enough to worry about their daughters using internal absorbents to mop up their monthlies: Oh lordy, lordy, good Gordie. I’m so old … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: There’s an app for WHAT?

Posted on July 27, 2011 by Sabina Becker

And it advertises WHAT? This ad banner actually appeared on an iPhone sex app. I’m sure it was completely random, but it’s also completely stupid. A screen that small doesn’t need anything more to clutter it up. Just one more … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Taking it all off…for Pooty-Poot?

Posted on July 20, 2011 by Sabina Becker

If you thought this song was silly, wait’ll you get a load of this story: “What are you ready to do for your president?” says the video calling on the supporters of the 58-year-old Russian prime minister to “rip it … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: You’ve heard of road turtles…

Posted on June 30, 2011 by Sabina Becker

…but have you ever heard of AIRPORT turtles? Love is in the air at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York. More than 150 turtles crossed over an active runway and disrupted air traffic on Wednesday so that they … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: When sex doesn’t sell beer

Posted on June 18, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Okay…I have to admit, I thought this was very clever at first. A sexy beer ad that objectifies…MEN, for a change? Now, tell me what exactly is wrong with this picture. Can you see it? Look closely…between the “legs”. (If … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Greece Has Talent

Posted on June 7, 2011 by Sabina Becker

OMG, what do they put in the ouzo? It makes guys musical in all the, uh, most interesting places: Very nice, fellas! Do you do requests? I wanna hear “Zorba’s Dance”.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: “Disco stick” takes on a whole new meaning

Posted on May 20, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Thanks ever so much to whoever came up with the brilliant (yes, that was sarcasm) concept of vajazzling. Now guys can do it to THEIR relevant bits, too: Men! The makers of vajazzle crystal designs have heard your prayers, and … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: A sacred bond?

Posted on May 14, 2011 by Sabina Becker

Or a new form of panty-raiding. Take yer pick: Classy doesn’t begin to describe this. (Actually, I don’t even consider hideous, hard-to-get-into, constrictive undergarments worth buying, never mind stealing.)

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Air WHAT???

Posted on May 9, 2011 by Sabina Becker

How to lose just under two minutes of your life, irretrievably: Click the play button on this. Was it bad for you, too? I’m sorry. Goofy people pretending to have sex — and COMPETING at it — are just really, … Continue reading →

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