Category Archives: Teh Ghey

Stupid Sex Tricks: I already knew this in high school

Unfortunately, this is all too often true. Unfortunately, so’s this. (To all the assholes I’ve loved before: yeah, dudes, I’m lookin’ at YOU.)

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New sexual orientation discovered

It’s called heterostoopid, and here’s a fine example of it at work:Heterostoopid = straight people so dumb they should be denied marriage licenses, so they can never have the “potential” to breed and contaminate the gene pool.

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Guess what else the Paliness lied about

I’ll give you a verrrrrry broad hint:Hey Sarah, don’t forget to take off the lens cap BEFORE you shoot!And here’s why I said that: Levi Johnston, the teenager who Mrs Palin embraced as part of her family last year when … Continue reading

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Don’t ask, don’t tell–especially if you’re abused

Used to be, nobody batted an eye if you were gay in the navy. How things have changed! Youth Radio reported today that former Petty Officer Third Class Joseph Rocha was brutalized for more than two years at his base … Continue reading

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The gayest man on Earth would call this over the top

Bonnie Tyler gets a little TOO literal with her creepy private-school-forbidden-lust video:Once upon a time it was a serious song,But now it’s only such a big joke.I’m holding my sides, I laughed so hard I could choke!

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Let’s put marriage to a vote, shall we?

The logical outcome of what would happen if everybody’s marriage were subject to the Prop H8 treatment.Not very Christian, is it?

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Oh noes! It’s raining QUEERS!!!

And they’re gonna dance at us! (Be sure to watch for George Takei, who used to play Mr. Sulu on Star Trek and has since married his boyfriend.)

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