Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

Teh Heterostoopid: Stop him before he spawns again!

More proof, in case anyone needed it, that some people just should not reproduce.

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Teh Heterostoopid turns into Teh Heterosquickout

This is what a pervert looks like. Take a good look, kiddies–they look more ordinary than you think…Some people aren’t fit to be parents. Others aren’t fit even to be sperm donors: A man has been charged with sexually propositioning … Continue reading

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Burden of proof: Guess who no can carry it

If you said “teh heterostoopid ghey-bashers”, you’re right! A federal judge challenged the backers of California’s voter-enacted ban on same-sex marriage Wednesday to explain how allowing gay couples to wed threatens conventional unions, a demand that prompted their lawyer to … Continue reading

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Teh Heterostoopid: Amurricans haz it.

Guffaw. You know what really violates the “sactity”? Teh infidelity, stoopid:Teh Heterostoopid…violating the “sactity” of traditional marriage since, like, FOREVER.

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Teh Heterostoopid…it’s everywhere!

And it BURNS!But of course, to the Religious Reich, even coke-addicted and/or -dealing parents are perfectly acceptable, as long as they’re married and of different sexes…And then again, there are some people you pray will NEVER get married, much less … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Values Voter Circle Jerk edition

Ahem. Before we get on with the weekly wankapedia here, I thought I’d share a bit of wonkapedia with you:Yes, that’s from this year.And these people think they’ve got the world’s progressive majorities “surrounded”? They may be shocked to learn … Continue reading

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New sexual orientation discovered

It’s called heterostoopid, and here’s a fine example of it at work:Heterostoopid = straight people so dumb they should be denied marriage licenses, so they can never have the “potential” to breed and contaminate the gene pool.

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