Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

…but he’s only half right.BTW, ladies: The only proper comeback, in a situation like this, is “Take your club and go get it yourself, Captain Caveman!” a go-away. (Thanks, Snarla!)

Lemme guess, dude…all the oxygen and nutrients that were supposed to be allocated to your brain somehow migrated down to your testicles instead?

…because someone who captioned this news photo included a rather inconvenient factoid:And now we know why so many military marriages break up after the soldier gets back from Iraq, don’t we, kids?(Failing that–let’s hope this one was an in-vitro pregnancy.)

Epic Fail for Steven (and his mistress), Epic Win for Emily!

Some people are so stupid they shouldn’t reproduce…but that’s exactly how they get to reproducing in the first place!

…when straight marriages like this are sufficient unto themselves for the wrecking of traditional holy matrimony?PS: Nice homonymic Freudian slip there in the response, too.