Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

Get your own damn sandwich.

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Sabina Becker

So, women now rule the world, and men are oppressed? Courtesy of a Facebook friend, here’s an extremely typical example of how guys who make those claims actually “think” (note the quotes): Y’okay. I know this isn’t really a fair … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid goes hardcore

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Just think, people…perfectly capable gay couples are being denied the right to adopt while heterosexuals like this are…well, just READ: A Washington state man accused of putting his infant daughter inside a freezer long enough for her body temperature to … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Colombian roulette

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Hey! Remember all the moral panic about jelly bracelets? Or “rainbow” parties? And remember how it was all kinda bogus? Well, looks like Colombia’s got a situation, and I’m sure hoping this one’s also bogus…because the outcome is no joke: … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Oh no no!

Posted on April 24, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Gentlemen, seriously, do NOT try this. Unless what you’re really aiming for is a bottle of Captain Morgan, broken over your head.

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Teh Heterostoopid: Too dumb to read, but not to breed

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Sabina Becker

And anthropology is the poorer for it. D’oh.

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Teh Heterostoopid: The Great Purge

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Yeah, this sure sounds like a winning proposition: ConservativeOnly.com, a U.S. dating site that promises to “purge your personal dating pool of liberals, progressives, socialists, marxists, communists, feminazis and democrats” — has just announced it is expanding into Canada. “Founder … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: Less equality, more nookie? Ha!

Posted on January 31, 2013 by Sabina Becker

Q. Why the fuck is this news? A. Because it’s sensationalistic as hell. And it’s full of “gotcha” and “checkmate, feminists” bullshit: Married men who shirk traditional “female” housework have more sex with their wives than those who willingly pitch … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: A prime example

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Sabina Becker

And one day, that dad is gonna wonder why his kid is so damn hard of hearing.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Christian love advice from Patwa

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Sabina Becker

How do TV-watching Christians revive a flagging romance? Listen to these pearls from the lips of Marion “Pat” Robertson: Gee, I wonder how Patwa’s missus feels knowing that she is to blame for him being such a horrible, oppressive, putschist … Continue reading →

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Bad news, folks…

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Sabina Becker

…the Apocalypse is on, after all. With a few months’ delay. Yes, that’s right…Kimye hath spawned. But don’t worry; as is the wont of little old ladies everywhere, three fabulous grandmas have come to save us all: There ya go. … Continue reading →