Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

The “art” of being an asshole

Posted on November 28, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Yesterday, I chanced across the funniest, saddest, and weirdest shit I ever saw on Wonkette. Apparently there are all these dudes who’ve been creating “inspirational” propaganda — oh sorry, “art” — for the so-called men’s rights movement. But if what … Continue reading →

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Safer sex: Good idea.

Posted on November 12, 2012 by Sabina Becker

This ad: Not so hot. Come on, people, Honey Boo Boo is not a natural disaster. Whatever’s wrong with her is a product of the environment she was raised in. And the sick, creepy, crazy world of child beauty pageants. … Continue reading →

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Rob Anders: Gender Idiot

Posted on October 4, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Just in case the SupposiTory MP from Calgary West decides to scrub his site of this particularly harebrained piece of boneheadedness, I saved it so you can see just how dumb he is about transgender issues. Here’s the story, from … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Really, REALLY defeating the purpose

Posted on August 31, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Gentlemen: The above is a product that you should probably avoid if you cherish your virility. Gawker explains why: 29-year-old Adrian Carter of Houston says he experienced “significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Bad, bad, BAD bad vibrations

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Honestly, this sounds like it came from The Onion: …but no, it’s apparently real. Ladies, wouldn’t YOU like to take smartphone app requests to buzz your clit while your Dear Hubby is off “on business”, driving a flashy car in … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to say “I love you”

Posted on August 1, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Courtesy of Karina Bolaños, the former Costa Rican vice-minister of culture and youth, a classic boner for the ages: In case this gets taken down by YouTube, here’s a rundown: She comes out in a white push-up bra and matching … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: One (seriously stupid) flesh

Posted on July 4, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Via Jezebel, we learn that there’s a new fundie-crapaganda astroturf org out there determined to make sex better…by making it procreation-only. Never mind that the whole purpose of birth control is to make sex better by taking the threat of … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: What a boob!

Posted on June 28, 2012 by Sabina Becker

For anyone who doubts that erectile dysfunction is often just a state of mind, and a very strange one at that, get a load of this guy: A man who has been drinking his wife’s breast milk, straight from the … Continue reading →

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Miss Travel gets a miss, all right

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Leave it to the Daily Mail to test-drive a sleazy sounding website…and find out that it does, indeed, have that general whiff of hinkitude about it. Joanne Hegarty signed up for “Miss Travel”, a sugar-daddy website for pretty but broke … Continue reading →

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“Sugarbabe” life goes sour: a cheat is not so sweet, after all

Posted on May 28, 2012 by Sabina Becker

Okay, I’m going to try veerrrry hard and restrain my Schadenfreude here while I share some very sad news with you: Holly Hill believed so strongly that humans are not built to be faithful that she appeared on television and … Continue reading →