Category Archives: The Nausea

A little early for April Fool’s jokes…

…but what the heck. Salon.com’s “Bradsheet” is worth a look. Yes, that’s BRADsheet…as in Brad Pitt. They’ve turned their women’s-issues blog, Broadsheet, into a Brad-blog for one day only. And the results are a hoot: Why Brad? Because he is … Continue reading

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So long, Paris!

It’ll be so nice not knowing you anymore… Graydon Carter banned Paris Hilton from the Vanity Fair Oscar bash. Now, the heirhead may find herself disinvited from Elton John’s annual Oscar bash as well. “The party is a benefit gala, … Continue reading

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Finally, Tom Cruise wins what he deserves…

A Razzie. What else? Twenty-four hours before the Oscars, Tom Cruise has suffered the ignominy of being awarded a Razzie – at a ceremony marking Hollywood’s worst moments. He won the award for “most tiresome tabloid target” for his “antics … Continue reading

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Why I don’t trust men named Dolph

Besides the dangerous proximity to Adolf, of course, there’s charming stuff like this: A city teacher has been charged with groping three 10-year-old girls in their Brooklyn school, cops said yesterday. Fifth-grade teacher Dolph Timmerman, 51, allegedly accosted two of … Continue reading

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Sir Ian comes out of the Casting Closet…

…and undresses some painful truths about the myth of Hollywood liberalism: Sir Ian McKellen has said openly gay US actors are prevented from having successful Hollywood careers. “It is very, very, very difficult for an American actor who wants a … Continue reading

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Space tourists = space TERRORISTS?

I’m trying very hard not to laugh over this…honest I am. But get a load of the latest bizarre directive from the FAA: Space tourists must be screened to ensure they are not terrorists, according to proposed regulations from the … Continue reading

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Tom Cruise is WHAT?

I’m glad someone else said it. I can’t afford the lawsuits.But still, I heartily concur.

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They have Skanky…

We have SEXY.Yes, Lauren Bacall is a proud, loud, articulate liberal. And Larry King is, by the looks of things, totally bowled over. Eat shit, Ann Coulter!

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Runaway bride, walking neurosis…

…what’s the difference?Just ask the attorney who prosecuted Jennifer Wilbanks for shoplifting a few years ago. She’s now representing her in court on her public-mischief charge.I don’t know what’s funnier, the small-worldism or the fact that the pop-eyed bride (and … Continue reading

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Hey wingnuts…

…you can shut up about “Hanoi” Jane Fonda now.Yeah, I know it bugs the hell out of you that Commander Barbarella isn’t the right-wing bitch of your collective wet dreams, but can you just get over it already? She’s said … Continue reading

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