Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Somebody help me, I’m going nowhere…

Posted on October 9, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…all in all, I’m just another brick in the wall. I’m glad someone besides me noticed how similar these two songs are…and how seamlessly they mash together. Pink Floyd, meet…The Bee Gees:Who knew that marching neofascist hammers could be so…funky?

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Time to blow this boat out of the water

Posted on September 29, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Aw, poor James O’Keefe. Apparently he’s so desperate to get laid, he has to resort to now… Recently, I was the target of a failed punk. James O’Keefe, the so-called “pimp” in the ACORN expose videos, was participating in a … Continue reading →

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River crossing, Pakistani style

Posted on September 4, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Srsly, even without monsoon floodwaters raging beneath you, this is crazy dangerous. Do NOT try this anywhere, kiddies.

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More Music for a Sunday: The entire hip-hop genre, explained…

Posted on August 22, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…by the world’s lamest rapper:Every hip-hop meme is in there. Every. Single. ONE.(Thanks to the tweeterriffic @gameandpc, whom you are hereby commanded to follow. Queen’s orders!)

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Teh Heterostoopid: Well, I guess it beats having a crack baby…

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…but still, this is NOT responsible parenting (duh). The mother of a baby who appeared to be smoking a bong told a detective she thought it was funny that her 11-month-old son put the bong into his mouth and looked … Continue reading →

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Lady Gaga comes to Venezuela!

Posted on August 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Actually, this is the current Miss Venezuela, Marelisa Gibson, wearing her “national costume”–which looks NOTHING like the traditional dress of any Venezuelan region, but sure does look an awful lot like a shattered disco ball. Or one of Lady Gaga’s … Continue reading →

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A video you simply MUST see

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Sabina Becker

It has everything: The Internet! Keyboard Cat! The Gaza Freedom Flotilla! Hasbara galore! Terrorists of every possible (fake) kind! And oh yeah, stick around till the end, and you even get a little RickRolling. How can you possibly resist?

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What I learned about Christopher Hitchens’s mental health when I visited Slate.com

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Sabina Becker

For starters, he really needs to be waterboarded again. Or something that will sober him the fuck up. He’s drinking so much, it’s embarrassing to watch his brain deteriorate like this… Recent accounts of Hugo Chávez’s politicized necrophilia may seem … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: “Sugarbabe” needs an insulin shot–and a dose of hard reality

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Sabina Becker

So there I was, this dark and stormy, just bopping around the web, when I chanced on this interesting little interview at Lemondrop. Seems that some cute young bit of fluff, supposedly a psychologist, has written a book saying that … Continue reading →

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Aluminum siding, God’s answer to socialism…

Posted on July 22, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Or at least, this knob would like you to think so:On the off chance that I ever buy a house in Oklahoma (ha! as if!), I know one salesman who won’t be getting a penny of my pagan socialist dinero.

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