Category Archives: The WTF? Files

And now, your moment of Zen…

Posted on July 6, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…or your biggest-ever peyote trip, I’m not sure which:I think he came in his pants a little there at the end. (As for me, I nearly peed mine.)

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Goaliefail: Cherchez la femme!

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Could a tall Torontonian blonde be the reason for the sudden choking of the goalie above? Some people think so… Two British tabloid newspapers, the Daily Mail and the Daily Mirror, blamed [Toronto-based model Elizabeth] Minett on Monday for goalie … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid (or just Teh HeteroSTRANGE?): Doggone wacky

Posted on May 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Never mind a hair of the dog that bit you; how about marrying one? Happily, the “groom” in this bizarre ceremony didn’t have to consummate the union in the usual way; tying a string around the “bride”‘s neck was enough.Those … Continue reading →

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And it makes perfect panini, too

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Sabina Becker

The iPad: an ideal toy for driving your kitty crazy.

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Oh, rats!

Posted on May 8, 2010 by Sabina Becker

A rat gets stuck in a hole it gnawed in a compost bin. Fortunately, the Germans were there to lend a hand…So much for the myth that rats can squeeze through any hole, no matter how small. Not when they’re … Continue reading →

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“Awesome” begins to describe it

Posted on May 2, 2010 by Sabina Becker

I have no idea who this dude is, but his stunts simply MUST be seen.

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Fascism gets funky

Posted on April 20, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Here’s a little something to mess with your heads:Ah, if only ol’ Adolf had been a disco singer, instead of a genocidal meth-head. I might even have wished him a happy birthday for realz today…I hereby wish everyone have a … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: Well, at least he’s creative with the excuses.

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Srsly, dude…you expect us to believe that a woman with no arms and legs was going out on you? And could choke you to death with her stumps? I’ll give you full marks for imagination, but damn, you have to … Continue reading →

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Short ‘n’ Stubby: Here come da ‘pocalypse!

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Yes, Ms. Manx is back…and all who have not been “saved” are going to have their souls eaten by the Cats! And by “saved”, I simply mean “educated in the use of the common sense their mamas gave them”. Assuming … Continue reading →

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Jack Skellington discovers green beer

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

And it seems to have strange hallucinogenic properties…“Oh hello, officer!”And a top of the mornin’ to you, too, you drunken spook!

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