Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Bad news for conservatards…

Posted on November 2, 2008 by Sabina Becker

This pilot can fly just fine without a right wing. Scared yet?

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Oh, and BTW…

Posted on October 31, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Don’t stay out past midnight, or you’ll turn into a pumpkin. I have it on good authority from my very own Basement Cat, who is little, black, slinky and SCARY.

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McCain won’t negotiate with dictators…

Posted on October 28, 2008 by Sabina Becker

…only Pinochet:What…you think I’m just making this up?

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And this is why Canada still votes on paper ballots

Posted on October 23, 2008 by Sabina Becker

So that stuff like this doesn’t happen. So that life doesn’t imitate art imitating life:And so that no dickweed with Harpo’s tyrannical ambitions gets a parliamentary majority.Any questions?

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Scary Thought #10: Prepare to soil yourselves again, folks…

Posted on October 9, 2008 by Sabina Becker

The National Debt Clock in Manhattan is now too small for the number it’s meant to tally. You may want to avoid Wall St., I hear they’re about due for a shower of suiciding stockbrokers.

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They walk among us…

Posted on September 30, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Who are they? Well, they look normal enough. It’s what they DO that’s not so normal: Police are looking for a suspect after a woman says another woman poured a liquid on her and told her she was going to … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Consent is WHAT???

Posted on September 23, 2008 by Sabina Becker

No shit, some lame-ass homophobic pervert actually said this: Investigators said their two-year probe into allegations of child pornography and abuse focused on convicted tax evader Tony Alamo and his ministry, described by its critics as a cult.Alamo claimed in … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: There once was a man from Aberdeen…

Posted on September 18, 2008 by Sabina Becker

…who craved a used screwin’ machine.Himself he amused.The thing, he abused.And the vendor? She found him obscene:Warning: Serious man-boobs. May frighten your cat.

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Mike Malloy does Sarah Palin

Posted on September 3, 2008 by Sabina Becker

…so to speak:Actually, it’s Mike’s wife, Kathy Bay, doing Palin. That’s why this “Idaho-born Alaskan” sounds suspiciously like a southern belle.Hey, the higher the hair…

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Guess who!

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Now, who could this be?Hmmmm…his cap says “Venezuela”, so clearly he’s from there. And he’s wearing a red t-shirt with famous communist faces all in a row. He must be a Chavista, right?Um, sorry. No. According to Aporrea, this is … Continue reading →

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