Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Prop 8, the Musical

And you’ll never guess who plays Jesus!

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Vive le Canada!!!

Where else would you get things like this happening? The Liberals and NDP have reached a deal to bring down the federal Conservative government and form an unprecedented coalition to take its place that would last 30 months and include … Continue reading

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Horton hears a foo’

No shit…Lou Engle thinks Dr. Seuss wrote scripture:What the hell is that movement he’s making? Is he davening, or is he humping the lectern in a frenzy of thwarted homoerotic lust?Yeah, right, Dr. Seuss wrote that just so a wingnut … Continue reading

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We now have “free” trade with Colombia. How the hell did THAT happen?

From Aporrea, here’s one for the scratch-yer-head-till-it-hurts files: Even though Colombia is not a member of the Asia-Pacific Economic Forum, its president, Alvaro Uribe, travelled to Peru to meet with a group of leaders from various parts of the world … Continue reading

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OMG, there goes Honduras!

Jayzus, what is it with all these little Latin American countries suddenly getting the itch to rewrite their constitutions–democratically? It all started with Venezuela, a little under a decade ago. Then Bolivia and Ecuador saw what good things happened and … Continue reading

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Does this qualify as “terrorism”, I wonder?

I mean, it DOES involve “Islamist insurgents”, and we know that the US has characterized their Iraqi counterparts as such. But what happens when the “bad guys” start acting–well, like Peter Pan to Captain Hook? Somali Islamist insurgents have begun … Continue reading

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“Ah’m dead sexy”–no, you’re NOT!

Not that I would ever buy anything by Microsoft these days anyway–being the proud momma of a PowerBook G4 has the immense advantage of not only having a very elegant, powerful, long-lived and user-friendly ‘pute, but also–and this is much … Continue reading

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Welcome back, random stranger–we love you!

I guess I should start a new category here for things like this:The Improv Everywhere folks get together at JFK Airport in New York. Their mission: To find an airport limo driver holding up a client’s name on a sign … Continue reading

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The wiki-wacky way to talk Argentino

So there I was, last night, googling around for silly stuff. I think I was looking for something on that perverted old freak Carlos Menem and his horrible facelift. (I suspect he had more than just his cheeks done, because … Continue reading

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Dr. Strangewhoops, or How Greenland Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb

Where the hell is Major Kong? Looks like he now has a real-life counterpart or two. Brace yourselves, kiddies, it’s a hot one.What burns me is how close the Thule base is to our own Arctic. I guess this means … Continue reading

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