Colombia: Uribe’s party bound to lose, vows not to recognize election results

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“Just ask Uribe, I’m in favor of peace…spying in peace, hacking in peace, and lying in peace!”

If you ever wonder where the Venezuelan fascists got their attitudes from, look no further than across the border, in Colombia. There, a similar attitude toward peace processes prevails on the Colombian far-right…and specifically, in the party of a certain ex-president, currently a senator, and still heavily under suspicion as a paramilitary narcotrafficker and notorious little thug:

After elected senators of the Democratic Centre Party warned that the upcoming election “does not give them confidence”, thanks to previous results in parliamentary elections, the minister of the Interior, Aurelio Iragorri, rejected these assertions and said that all due process would be guaranteed.

“This is an absolutely unacceptable occurrence — a statement from any politician that if he wins the elections he will recognize the election results, but if he loses he won’t recognize the results,” Iragorri said.

Iragorri added that these statements seek to “delegitimize the electoral process and the results of the same.”

“All due processes will be guaranteed for all political parties participating with candidates in these elections, so that people can vote in a free and transparent manner, and without any type of pressure,” he assured.

Vice-presidential candidate Germán Vargas Lleras had already threatened, in an interview with Vanguardia Liberal, that the Democratic Centre party was “preparing” to not recognize the election results.

Translation mine.

So you can see that right off the bat, Uribe’s little putschist party (laughably called the Democratic Centre, although it’s antidemocratic and far-right) is singing off the same sheet as the Venezuelan right, the same that’s currently trying (and still failing) to oust a legitimate, elected president, as well as his fellow partisans on numerous governmental levels. If the election goes their way, they’ll recognize the results, but if not — and indications are clear that it won’t, because who wants thugs in office? — then they’ll cry fraud and throw screaming tantrums.

At this rate, don’t anyone be surprised if guarimbas come to Colombia…brought back across the border from where those same Colombian thuggies are currently waging them at the behest of certain Venezuelan right-wingers, of course.

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El Narco, the wi-fi spy

A Telesur interview with the Venezuelan minister of justice, Miguel Rodríguez Torres, in which he shows how far a certain former Colombian president (and current senator) was willing to go to spy on his neighbors, with the express intent of smearing a totally innocent, honest and above-board president:

A telephone company by the name of “GSM Seguro”, linked to Colombian ex-president Álvaro Uribe, the narcotrafficker Frank Tello and his beneficiary, information scientist Carlos Escobar, tried to spy on Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez’s airplane via wi-fi networks.

According to Venezuelan minister of Justice, the Interior and Peace, Miguel Rodríguez Torres, in an interview with Telesur, this transnational installed services in 2010 in order to “surround sectors near where the President’s airplane was”.

Rodríguez Torres also pointed out that Carlos Escobar had distributed 3,000 Blackberry wireless devices, especially in state-run organisms, which would allow him to hear strategic information on Venezuela. That same year, this plan managed to interfere with smartphones belonging to functionaries of the Venezuelan state oil company, PDVSA.

“He handed over telephone networks to stage demonstrations, but all of them had software to create a mirror. So, everything that was said on that network was obtained by Álvaro Uribe Vélez,” Rodríguez Torres said.

The minister emphasized that investigations by the Bolivarian National Intelligence Service (SEBIN) had made it possible to neutralize this operation.

He stated that the intent behind this operation was to “create a strategic platform in the short term over supposed corruption at the governmental level and to demonstrate, by way of mediatic induction, doubts over the transparency of high-level functionaries of the Venezuelan government.”

Rodríguez Torres showed images linking this personage to Uribe.

Translation mine.

Obviously, El Narco found nothing on Chavecito OR the functionaries of PDVSA. But just imagine the expense: Three thousand Blackberry devices don’t come cheap. Neither does the set-up of a network to mirror the private phone calls of a president, his country’s oilworkers, and God only knows who all else.

Where do you suppose El Narco found the money to do all that?

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Music for a Sunday: What fun is the mambo

No word on where this particular clip comes from. This tune, and two others by Dámaso Pérez Prado, will be familiar to those who’ve seen The Motorcycle Diaries. It appears in a scene at a Peruvian leprosarium where it turns out that young, pre-revolutionary Che Guevara doesn’t know how to dance. His left-footed efforts, aided and abetted by his wily travelmate Alberto Granado, result in the christening of a raft with the unlikely name of “Mambo-Tango”, with which the two intrepid Argentines end up sailing along the Amazon’s tributaries into Colombia.

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Wankers of the Week: Crappy Victoria Day!

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Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy premature May 2-4 weekend to all my fellow Canucks up here. Honestly, it’s too cold to go nuts in the garden yet, although I’ve been doing just that, digging and cursing and more digging and lots more cursing. I’m hoping it will stunt the weeds so I don’t have to work as hard at controlling them later on. And on that principle, here’s who gets the weed-whacker treatment this week, in no particular order:

1. Bill Fucking Maher. If you’re going to criticize a religion, you might at least TRY to get it right, and not just spout right-wing talking points as a convenient fallback. You’re not just “Politically Incorrect”, Bill…you’ve lost the plot altogether.

2. Dan Fucking Bilzerian. First he throws a naked woman off his roof and she misses the swimming pool she was supposed to land in, breaking her foot. Now he’s ordered his lawyer to issue the shittiest statement ever. If I were that shyster, I’d fire the client…but then again, a certain old joke about sharks and professional courtesy no doubt applies here.

3. Amy Fucking Kushnir. Pro tip: If you MUST be a homophobe, try not to make an ass of yourself about it on camera. Because, really…if you didn’t want to see Michael Sam mash a piece of cake into his boyfriend’s face before kissing him (BTW, congrats to the worthy draftee!), all you had to do was avert your fucking eyes and keep your big mouth shut. And please don’t fucking talk about how “deeply loving” you are. If this is your idea of “love”, I don’t want to see what you call hate.

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4. Pat Fucking Robertson. Speaking of bizarre ideas of “love”, how about Patwa? I suggest we all love on him by not tuning in for his show, and tuning out every idiotic thing he says.

5. Vinod Fucking Khosla. Gee, for someone who set up two whole fucking companies for the express purpose of buying a public beach and then (illegally) closing it off to the public, you sure do have a strangely selective case of amnesia. Perhaps a sharp smack upside your smirky head will help jog your memory.

6. Glenn Fucking Beck. Everybody duck and cover! Biff’s got a case of megalomania so bad, I fully expect him to splatter the ceiling…and anyone else in the vicinity!

7. Ken Fucking Ham. Speaking of splatters and ceilings, he’s challenged Patwa to a debate on Young Earth Creationism. Put on your goggles and pull up some lawn chairs…dis gon be gud.

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8. Arthur Fucking Sulzberger, Jr. Since when is “pushiness” a failing in journalism? Oh yeah…since it began pertaining to women who dare to demand equal pay for work of equal value. How silly of me! Must be my lady-hormones acting up again.

9. Todd Fucking Starnes. Don’t like Michael Sam’s out-and-proud gayness? Stuff a greasy chicken sammitch in it, punk. He’s in, and he’s playing.

10. Karl Fucking Rove. Gone, but not forgotten, Dubya’s dirty-tricks dude is still at it. Someone please get him a greasy chicken sammitch too, STAT.

11. Pamela Fucking Geller. DENIED! Too bad, so sad. Kvitcher kvetchin’, hatemonger.

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12. Charlie Fucking Zelenoff. All Internet trolls should get what this one got in real life: KO’d by a heavyweight boxing champ. That’ll teach you to trash-talk…

13. Donald Fucking Sterling. No greasy chicken sammitches for him. Just stuff a whole laundry hamper full of dirty socks in his big dumb racist yap, and call it a day, eh?

14. Miley Fucking Cyrus. Riding a giant inflatable dong: Meh. Making rape jokes and being dickish in general: Major fucking wank.

15. Ann Fucking Coulter. Racist troll and general fucking asswipe mocking the missing Nigerian girls? This calls for…PHOTOSHOP! Ha, ha.

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16. Tyler Fucking Shields. Bra-fucking-vo, you just turned an alligator into a cannibal. And in the name of “art”, too. Just where DO you get the money to buy those hideously expensive boring-ass Birkin bags, anyway?

17. Gordon Fucking Klingenschmitt. Oh look, John Jacob Jingleheimer is picking on schoolkids. Where does this cowardly bully get off telling a trans girl to “man up”, anyway? And what does that say about what he’s packing inside his own pants?

18. Alan Fucking Keyes. Gay marriage leads to Nazism? Better not tell that to anyone who knew the REAL Nazis, because they purged the gays from their own party, and the face of Germany too. And if anyone thinks the Allies had any better attitude, maybe you should read some history on who got liberated from the concentration camps, and who was just left in there to rot.

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19. Vitalii Fucking Sediuk. Sticking your head under a stranger’s skirt and grabbing her foot isn’t okay on the subway, and it’s not any more okay if you do it on the red carpet at Cannes. Either way, you’re a fucking pervert, and you need to be hustled out in handcuffs.

20. Rush Fucking Limbaugh. Bad enough that the Pigman wrote a completely bass-ackwardly batshit book for kids; now he’s hired fake kids to vote for it to win a prize? Sorry, Rusty, but all that stretching isn’t going to convince anyone that you’re six feet four and all muscle.

21. Jay Fucking Leno. Yeah, I’m sure John Kerry is crying tears of blood over not being “welcome” at your unfunny awards-show hosting gig in Israel. Do you even fucking remember that he backtracked disgracefully on his rather timid moment of truth over Israel’s apartheid state? No, I guess not. And that’s why your ratings are falling, and Jon Stewart is eating your lunch.

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22. Gabriel Fucking Diaz. Wow, I knew that New York cabbies had a reputation for being rude. But NAZIS? Wow. Just fucking WOW.

23. Paul Fucking Ray. Kinder, gentler firing squad executions? Um, how about NO executions? That would also spare the state a lengthy and costly appeals process.

24. The Fucking NRA. Whether Ernest Hemingway was actually the world’s most interesting man is up for debate. But what’s not up for debate is that their pro-gun hero killed himself with a shotgun blast to the head. Hardly a hero’s death, in other words.

25. Cliven Fucking Bundy. Oh for fuck’s sake, get your cattle the hell off the government’s land. And get the fuck over your decrepit self, already. (And that goes double for your inbred fan club.)

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And finally, to the sad bunch of schmucks who tried to turn the White House white again on Friday. No word on their numbers; probably because they are depressingly low. Depressingly, that is, only for the sad schmucks. It’s downright amusing to everybody else. Funny, too, how they all seem to be made of sugar, and the wee bit of rain in DC deterred them. Nothing of the sort ever stopped the tens and hundreds of thousands of Occupy protesters in various other cities. To which I can only say: Ha, ha!

Good night, and get fucked!

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J.J. Rendón and the dirty politics of Latin American narcotrafficking

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“I have ties to narcotrafficking? Those are just rumors!” Sure, Jota-Jota…we believe you.

The more one looks at Juan José Rendón, the more this silly “samurai” takes on a sinister overtone. Because according to J.M. Karg, a journalist based in Buenos Aires, wherever Jota-Jota goes, drug money is not far behind:

Following the recent denunciation of ties between political advisor J.J. Rendón and Colombian narcos, which resulted in Rendón’s withdrawal from the re-election campaign of Colombian president Juan Manuel Santos, Latin American public opinion once more debates the relationship between two worlds that seem separate, but whose interrelatedness continues to grow: politics and narcotrafficking. Which directors have been questioned over probable ties with money stemming from this merchandise? And why is the collaboration between these two spheres increasing?

It is known that the world of narcotrafficking and its lavish generation of monetary liquidity at low cost and amazing speed, has brought various political campaigns to involve themselves with this wasteland of illegality. Some leaders seem to prefer to pay the political cost which the revelation of this connection could signify, as long as they have important funds to compete in elections, whether internal — within their own party — or general — for executive and or/legislative offices in each country. On the other hand, it guarantees a certain juridical “impunity” to be able to operate, creating a kind of “virtuous circle” in which both parties benefit in the short term. The problem, clearly, is the revelation in the medium to long term, and its possible juridico-mediatic repercussions, to the point where political careers end or those involved go directly to prison.

The Colombian capo, Javier Antonio Calle, was the one who revealed, from the United States, that Rendón had received, over the last three years, $12 million from the three biggest narcotraffickers in Colombia, supposedly to get an agreement for surrender in exchange for no extradition [to the US], from the Santos government for them. The non-consummation of the plan does not negate Calle’s revelation: the ties between Rendón and these events, now under investigation by Colombian justice.

Do these facts soil only the campaign of Juan Manuel Santos? In no way. Rendón has advised, during these years, a handful of well-known political leaders in various countries: Peña Nieto in Mexico, Capriles in Venezuela, Juan Orlando Hernández in Honduras, Santos himself — and also Uribe — in Colombia, De Narváez in Argentina, and Quijano in El Salvador. If the current denunciation comes at a time of collaboration between Rendón and Santos, this revelation indirectly taints all those leaders, who also share a conservative vision in the politico-economic ambit. Why? No relation of this type comes overnight, and the hypothesis that Rendón had begun in these last few months to have dealings of this sort is certainly not very factual — or credible.

Two cases can serve as examples to illustrate what we have said. Firstly, the declaration of a former DEA chief in Mexico, Phil Jordan, who, following the arrest of the narco-capo “Chapo” Guzmán, appeared surprised by the case, saying that “I never thought that the PRI [party] would arrest him, because ‘Chapo’ Guzmán gave a lot of money to the Peña Nieto campaign. He has always been involved in politics by way of money.” After that, Jordan stated that the ties between Guzmán and the PRI are documented in US intelligence reports. The circle appears to close: Rendón has been heavily involved as advisor to the Peña Nieto presidential campaign.

Secondly, the parliamentary deputy Francisco de Narváez was investigated by Argentine authorities for his suspected ties to Mario Roberto Segovia, of Rosario, sentenced in 2012 to 14 years in prison for 91 shipments of ephedrine to Mexico. What happened next? Years later, from a telephone registered to De Narváez, three cellphone calls were made to Segovia, according to a report by the newspaper La Capital de Rosario. While testifying as a witness in the case, De Narváez said he did not make those calls, although he admitted that the telephone from which they were made did indeed belong to a group of them registered to him, thus recognizing the connection indirectly. Who advised De Narváez during the 2011 campaign? J.J. Rendón, of course.

Following these new revelations over Rendón, there remain many open questions about the connectionsn between the “narco” world and the politics of our continent, a complex, non-linear relationship with unpredictable consequences in the medium and long term, with the political and media sensitivity which these cases generate. Certainly, for every revelation made in the matter, such as those we describe in this article, numerous other connections are not visible; in this way, the various directors are “protected” from the possible media and judicial implications which new revelations could bring to bear. Is it possible, in the judicial ambit alone, to regulate the linkage between both spheres, with the goal of putting an end to a phenomenon which seems to have spread throughout the continent? Will the interrelation keep growing, assuring “mutual benefits” to all parties?

Translation mine.

So it’s not only in Colombia that drug money has been tied to Rendón’s “political” work. Argentina and Mexico, likewise, have seen him tied to politicians with well-established drug connections. Is it really so shocking, then, that a group of well-heeled Colombian narcotraffickers have seen fit to call on him to act as go-between in their attempts to negotiate with the local government?

And just to underscore how serious the charges against Rendón are, now there’s word out of Venezuela that he’s under investigation for money-laundering, as announced by attorney-general Luisa Ortega Díaz.

Gee, for mere “rumors”, there sure is a lot to substantiate all that idle gossip!

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The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 51

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There’s a certain saying in Venezuela: “Ah, muchacho pa’ bobo” — oh, silly guy! And as we can see, it applies very nicely to the mayor of a certain rich municipality in eastern Caracas, who has had to do a lot of strange contortions lately to keep on top of a political situation that has spiralled out of his control:

The mayor of Chacao, Ramón Muchacho, said surprising things in his interview with Vladimir Villegas.

For example:

“The decision to dismantle the protest camps in eastern Caracas was on the part of the government, the government…”

“The real problem at base is that the government model failed and that’s why there are protests.” (And no elections or recall referendum, Muchacho?)

“I don’t believe the guarimbas will work…They didn’t get us anywhere.” (And the money is running out.)

“No one can remove me from the mayor’s office…I’m the mayor with the most votes in Venezuela, with 84%, neither the government nor anyone else can remove me from here ike they did in San Cristóbal and San Diego…” (Nobody? No recall for him?)

“We have to go vote in San Cristóbal and deal the government a blow. Patricia de Ceballos [the wife of the former mayor, currently under arrest for putschist activities] will be the winner.”

“The students held a march yesterday, in Plaza Brión. It was headed toward the Attorney General’s office, but the state security forces impeded it and the students had no choice but to march to another site, and they went to Palos Grandes…”

“I believe we have to call on the government to reflect about spaces to demonstrate and march, since the opposition or the student movement can’t march in Libertador muncipality. Something is very bad in this country because there are restricted zones.”

Ah Muchacho pa’…

Translation mine. Linkage added.

Silly Muchacho, indeed. Who is this “we” he keeps talking about? Is he suggesting that people from Chacao will vote in San Cristóbal, several hundred miles to the west? They’re not entitled to vote there, any more than the people of San Cristóbal get to vote in Chacao. And the mayor of Chacao, whose job it presumably is to enforce laws and confine himself to municipal concerns, has instead decided to meddle in municipal politics outside his own municipality.

Worse, he’s doing it in favor of an ousted mayor who was removed because he had gotten involved with criminal gangs. Remember Daniel Ceballos? He was arrested for a reason. That reason is that San Cristóbal was becoming unlivable under his thumb. And if anyone thinks his wife will be any better as his replacement, they deserve the misery they’ll get. But the people of San Cristóbal who didn’t vote for that, don’t deserve that…and neither do they deserve any ballot-stuffing meddling from outside their city.

But then again, can we honestly say we’re surprised? This is the same Muchacho who first called for guarimbas, disrupting the peace and normal flow of traffic in his own municipality. Then, when people started getting fed up with that nonsense (noise, fires, trashed streets, vandalism, murders), he had to backpedal furiously. And he’s been at it ever since, flipping and flopping with every gust of wind, trying desperately to stay relevant. It doesn’t matter that he had 84% of the vote in better days; now it’s become clear that his popularity is dropping faster than a barometer in a hurricane.

¿Pa’ bobo? Por supuesto.

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Horror in Honduras

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Former Honduran first lady Xiomara Castro visits Rafael Barahona in hospital. The municipal councilman and current mayoral candidate was fired upon in an apparent death squad ambush, as the news agency ANNCOL reports:

Individuals driving in a tourism vehicle closed the road to a car driven by a municipal council member of the Honduran political party LIBRE, Rafael Barahona, in a sector of the El Country neighborhood in Comayagüela, firing at least ten bullets at the director, and striking him in the left hand and arm.

Geovanny Ordóñez, Barahona’s assistant, stated that the attack took place near the store “La Fogata”, on a street in El Country, where they were also struck by a car which hit the left side of Barahona’s car and “they fired on him from the car, nearly 10 shots, but he covered himself with his left arm and only two shots hit him.”

“Thank God he fled and ended up at the La Granja post, where the Red Cross came to give first aid and now we’ve brought him to hospital here [at the Hospital San Jorge, La Granja]”, said Ordóñez.

Ordóñez added that the individuals who made the attempt on Barahona’s life were driving a tourism vehicle, and that the violent act took place around 9:10 p.m.

From the hospital centre, information was released stating that the former mayoral candidate and current municipal councillor was out of danger and in stable condition, and of the entire attack by the gunmen against him, there was only one bullet in his left hand and forearm, and that surgery had been performed to remove the projectile, which could affect the nerves of Barahona’s hand.

Former Honduran president and LIBRE deputy, Manuel Zelaya Rosales, along with his wife, former presidential candidate Xiomara Castro, and dozens of directors, arrived at the San Jorge hospital to keep Barahona company.

In a statement to the media, Manuel Zelaya declared that “the wave of violence keeps growing in the land, and that Barahona is a councilman, a mayoral candidate, and that here they don’t respect anyone at all, neither children, nor young people, nor women. It’s lamentable what’s going on in Honduras.”

Asked if the crime might be an attempt against the LIBRE party, Zelaya said that “we can’t make such a judgment yet, but what I can tell you is that we are going to a demonstration against this crime tomorrow. It seems it was to create terror, to intimidate. Tomorrow’s sit-in (Tuesday, May 13th) won’t be stopped, we’re going to the National Congress peacefully, but we’re going to protest.”

The LIBRE party has called upon its base to demonstrate on Tuesday the 13th at the National Congress to demand that magistrate-representatives be named to the Supreme Electoral Tribunal (TSE) from the two largest opposition political forces, the LIBRE party and the Anti-Corruption Party (PAC).

Former president Zelaya called upon the authorities to “analyze the security problem, as security policies are failing and need to be analyzed. Twice, motions have been presented calling upon the minister of security of the Congress, Arturo Corrales, and he doesn’t want to attend. So it seems to me that we have to analyze everything that’s going on, with the goal of finding solutions, that’s our proposal.”

Asked if the deputies and directors of the LIBRE party felt persecuted, Zelaya replied that “LIBRE feels that the opposition’s rights aren’t being recognized. LIBRE won almost a million votes and they don’t want to give us even one representative in the TSE. That’s the conformation of a dictatorship in Honduras.”

Zelaya stated that the crimes in Honduras, according to human-rights organizations, were in large part due to “death squads who are simply ignored by the state but which exist in the land. That’s worrisome for Honduras, that there’s a culture of death and groups interested in doing physical harm to life. They are applying a de facto death penalty in Honduras.”

Translation mine.
So we can see that there’s still a definite pattern of fascism going on in Honduras. There is no respect for life, for safety, or even for election results. The LIBRE party, in fact, won 80% of the votes in the latest presidential election, but at the last moment there was a sudden reversal of the tendency, and no recount. It’s eerily reminiscent of the situation in Florida in 2000, where the election was flipped at the last moment from Gore to Bush, handing the presidency to that undeserving pretender. It’s also just like what happened in Mexico to Andrés Manuel López Obrador, who was winning until a sudden last-minute flip — and no recount — handed the election to his right-wing rival.
And to back up this dirty electoral trickery, they’re using that old Central American standby for right-wing political reinforcement: the death squad. Remember the 1980s? They do. Because, in fact, that evil decade never really ended…and neither did the political patterns it set in motion. And when Honduras tried to vote its way out of that made-in-USA crisis during the last decade, Washington decided to throw its support behind the fascists, and backed their coup to the hilt. To this day, there’s nothing to be heard out of there about this but a deafening silence…except, maybe, when the obnoxious Lanny Davis rears his head and starts babbling bullshit about what great friends of democracy the putschists actually are. Meanwhile, the former coup leader is currently making an ass of himself, aligning with the equally fascistic opposition of Venezuela.
It would be more shocking if it weren’t all so painfully predictable.

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Narcotrafficking ties place J.J. Rendón’s “refugee” claim in jeopardy

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Seven Colombian drug mafiosi, all allegedly tied to J.J. Rendón, samurai cosplayer and dirty political trickster, and until recently, advisor to the re-election campaign of current Colombian president Juan Manuel Santos. The fallout from this affair is going to keep right on falling…and right now, some downright radioactive ashes are raining down on Jota-Jota’s Miami penthouse…an unlikely place to find a self-styled political refugee from Venezuela, no?

The US residency of controversial political advisor J.J. Rendón could be at risk thanks to allegations that he received $12 million from the mafia to put before the Colombian government a proposal to dismantle narcotrafficking three years ago, according to Colombia’s El Tiempo newspaper.

Federal sources assured El Tiempo that for months, the narcotrafficker Javier Calle, alias “Comba”, had told members of the Colombian Attorney General’s office and the Department of Justice details of the so-called “narcocolecta”. And it is clear that while this is an investigation on the part of Colombia, the Obama government is interested in the matter because it involves a Venezuelan citizen who is seeking status as a refugee from the Venezuelan government: J.J. Rendón.

“Mr. Calle’s declarations on the case are under oath in his acceptance of culpability. He knows that if he lies, it will break the agreement with the United States, which includes the transfer of property and of 12 men who have already been extradited,” explained a source in New York.

The source added that it is clear that if there is a probe into the matter, in any case it would lead to an “evaluation” of Rendón’s refugee claim.

What the US authorities — and now, the Colombians — are trying to establish is whether or not Rendón received money resulting from a criminal activity, which would constitute illicit enrichment.

What is certain is that the proposal in which Rendón served as intermediary did not prosper. The Santos government discarded it after the Attorney General’s office considered that it was not viable.

In any case, the possibility that through this type of mediation — a mechanism used in the past to facilitate the surrender of illegal groups — Rendón may have taken payments from capos, is what is in the eye of the hurricane of an electoral campaign in full swing. In fact, the controversy caused him to step down from the Santos campaign this week, to dedicate himself to his [legal] defence.

One of the things which needs to be explained and which draws the attention of investigators, is the purchase of a $4 million penthouse in Florida, which Rendón signed ten days after the Colombian Attorney General’s office received the offer from the “Comba” emissaries. This took place on July 5, 2011, at 3:05 p.m., in the office of the then-attorney general, Viviane Morales.

Also under investigation is whether it is true that the mafia handed over some of the money in the United States, and some in Mexico. For that purpose, an ex-government official, Germán Chica, met with his then partner, J.J. Rendón, in late 2011.

To that end, the Venezuelan advisor says that they could probe the licitude of his property. And Chica, who also stepped down as director of the Federation of Departments due to the denunciations, also denies any ties to narco-payments.

But in the acceptance of culpability “Comba” assures, on at least two occasions, that money went to J.J. Rendón and one of his partners, yet to be identified.

The mafioso broached the subject upon referral to his attorney, Ignacio Londoño, an intermediary to the offer to surrender and from whom he says, he was distanced by his alleged connections to the crime of a nephew alias “Rasguño”.

“In 2010 they started using (Londoño) for the Colombian project with Juan José Rendón, alias J.J. the Venezuelan…I got nothing out of it, and on top of that, they robbed me of $12 million. All that money was the product of narcotrafficking, and it went to Juan José Rendón and his partner,” reads the document.

While the case moves forward in Colombia, the United States will state in the coming weeks if it will approve the refugee claim of J.J. Rendón in light of this scandal.

In their defence before the authorities and the media, those involved in this scandal have mentioned several persons who might have information about the frustrated proposal by the mafia and the whereabouts of the $12 million. One of them is Luis David Duque, a former collaborator of Germán Chica, who ended up working for J.J. Rendón. Also, the capos who provided the narcodollars will be investigated: Daniel “El Loco” Barrera, who gave $4 million; “Diego Rastrojo”, who gave $2.5 million, and “Comba”, with $3 million. The remaining $2.5 million were from “Cuchillo”, who was killed in a police sting. The property of Germán Chica will also be investigated.

Translation mine.

I find it hard to believe that Jota-Jota will be able to continue on as a refugee claimant in any case, because he has suffered no hardship since leaving Venezuela claiming to be “persecuted”, and indeed has only prospered since he washed up in Miami. HIs propensity for dirty-tricks campaigns is another strike against him, although I’m sure the US government is going to try very hard to overlook that, seeing as it works out (or so they’d hope) in their favor. After all, they’ve had a hate-on for Bolivarian politics ever since Chavecito was elected in 1998. Jota-Jota’s clownish antics as campaign advisor to Henrique Capriles will not be probed, which is kind of a shame, since he deserves to be exposed as a fraud there, too. But his ties to Colombian drug barons, and the interesting timing of his acquisition of that fancy Miami pad, will certainly do nicely for the time being. And if he gets kicked out — which, at the present time, is only a possibility, not a certainty — it would be sweet indeed to see him dragged kicking and screaming back to Caracas, to face some long-overdue home justice.

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Quotable: Diana Vreeland on “pretty”

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Music for a Sunday: I can remember where I come from

Green limousine for the redhead — who dances to her own piano, even if her mother doesn’t understand or approve.

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