Talk about flipping the bird:
I can only hope that Karma takes hold of these pranksters with nasty bird-borne illnesses.
Talk about flipping the bird:
I can only hope that Karma takes hold of these pranksters with nasty bird-borne illnesses.
A short video of a volunteer who checks on pets left behind in Wuhan by quarantined owners who were caught out of town as the coronavirus epidemic took hold (and still grips the city). It seems like a small thing to do, but it can be heartbreaking to look for animals that may or may not still be alive, and, if alive, are often bewildered by their humans’ absence.
It should go without saying that they do NOT eat cats in Wuhan, and that people there love cats just as much as anyone else, but bigots and barbarians are gonna bigot. Barbarously.
I never knew about it till now, but this is great:
My favorite disco queen covering my all-time fave country song? Yes. And while no one can top Johnny Cash’s mariachi-inflected Texas two-step, Debbie Harry just takes it one notch higher, as only she knows how.
Hi, sorry I’ve been incommunicada again. I’m back! But first, a little musical interlude:
Ah, that was lovely. And now, the news of the day…and quite possibly the best news you’ll hear all day it is, too:
Rush Limbaugh, the most prominent political radio host in the United States, said Monday that he is beginning treatment for lung cancer.
Limbaugh, 69, told his radio audience Monday that he was diagnosed with an advanced stage of the disease. He said the diagnosis was confirmed on January 20.
Ach, du liebe Schadenfreude. The biggest fascist enabler in media is finally getting a dose of karma! And you know what that means, eh? Yup, grab your barf bags:
Limbaugh’s radio contract was due to expire later this year. He renewed his deal with the syndication company Premiere Radio Networks in early January.
“Rush is both a colleague and a dear friend, and I know he will handle the situation with courage and grace,” said Rich Bressler, the president of Premiere’s parent company iHeartMedia, in a statement. “I know millions of people nationwide join me and all of iHeart in wishing him a full recovery.”
I know millions more around the world who won’t. But hey, if you’re looking for a media outlet to boycott, there’s one right there. Not least because they’re firing DJs so the owners of the shitshow can give themselves a raise, incidentally.
Meanwhile, here are some sweet, sweet scumbag tears for y’all to bathe in:
Limbaugh’s fans expressed shock about the diagnosis on Monday afternoon.
“Say a prayer today for my fellow talker Rush @limbaugh who just announced he has lung cancer and will be undergoing treatment,” Lars Larson tweeted. “America needs his voice!”
Republican Congressman Mark Meadows tweeted Psalm 46:1 for Limbaugh. “Sending prayers to him, his family, and his show staff for the coming days ahead,” he wrote.
Nah, I think I’ll save those prayers for those in actual need of them. I suspect there are an awful lot of people in the Dominican Republic who will need them much, MUCH more.
Quite possibly:

“Nicolás Maduro is implicated in the death of Kobe Bryant up to his eyeballs, because he [Bryant] was planning to recognize Juan Guaidó [as president of Venezuela] and to give him a reception in his home. It had to be said, and I said it.”
“I deleted it because the tweet didn’t accomplish its purpose and was misunderstood. I apologize to my followers.”
Meanwhile, the actual cause of death is the privileged stupidity of attempting to travel by helicopter when all other aircraft, including those of the local police, were grounded by heavy fog and poor visibility.
Meanwhile, Juan Fucking Guaidó is STILL not, in fact, president of anything.
Have you guessed it already? If not, let David Doel fill you in:
Lev Parnas’s legal team really deserves a big chef’s kiss for that recording, BTW. Maybe Bernie will give it to them after he wins the primaries. Because this puts the final nails in the “electability” coffins of all the media darlings, including ol’ Uncle Shoe-in-Mouth, Joe Biden.
Donnie also fears socialism, as well he should. Socialism would be THE DEATH OF HIM. Politically and economically, at any rate. Physically? We can only hope.
…or shit and salad bars, if you will:

And by this token, the Repugs are the irresponsible parents, who can’t seem to toilet-train their toddler OR stop him from crapping all over that damn salad bar.
Open mouth wide, insert Ferragamo — Her Royal Clintoness has (mis)spoken. David Doel breaks it all down:
Yeah, that happened. Hillary forgot who busted his ass to help her win the popular vote by a full 3 million votes (only to lose the Electoral College), and lied brazenly about Bernie, who’s been on the right side of history ever since his ass got busted while protesting for civil rights. The chutzpah is unbelievable.
The 2016 election was a shitshow in more ways than one. And it was a battle of the gargantuan egos, too.
And now I’m not at all sure that the more obscenely bloated one took the prize.