In which Steven Crowder is actually funny for once.

Oh sorry, make that TWICE:

The first time was, of course, when he was punched out by that union guy in Michigan. Good times! And super funny, because he wasn’t telling lame jokes then. He was the lame joke.

But this one is even funnier. Partly because Crowdy looks so dorky in his macho Evel Knievel costume. Partly because his equally goofy boxing shoes don’t match the look. And partly because you can see what an eeny-teeny widdle peenie he has, which just makes the attempt at macho posturing that much more pathetic. (He’s also popping an itty-bitty chubby-wubby in there, which is absolutely hilarious. You thought Gavin McInnes was underendowed and overcompensating? So did I, honey…so did I.)

But what’s most hilarious is that this is all another case of him being that lame joke. In his efforts to prove that Jeffrey Epstein couldn’t have broken his own hyoid bone by hanging himself in his cell (oh yes he bloody well could, and DID), Stevie really only succeeded in one thing: making an ass of himself. Or rather, a bigger one than he was already.

Big thanks to Vaush, by the way, for watching and dissecting that lame joke’s video so we didn’t have to give the stunt-dunce any more views. After all, every click is interaction, and therefore, money…even if you gave him a thumbs down.

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Poopy.

Another day, another dump from Donnie. So what’s new?

Yeah, that’s right. Donnie thinks the most pressing water problem is…a lack of water pressure due to too much environmental regulation?

Never mind that nobody asked for this. Never mind that nobody’s complaining about this (except, of course, You Know Who). It’s like he pulled it out of his ass, isn’t it?

Pretty sure, though, that constipation comes with his terrible diet (and drug habits). Maybe THAT’s his real problem. In that case, Donnie, may I suggest…a poop knife?

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Music for a Sunday: It was 39 years ago today…

…that Sgt. Pepper’s band ceased to play. And this became obligatory:

“God says I should love you, I don’t love you.
God says I should love you, I don’t love you.
God says I should love you, I don’t love you.
I hate you!
I hate your gun!”

Words to live by.

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It was 30 years ago today…

…that this happened:

A terrorist attack on women took place in Montréal. The terrorist specifically said that he was “fighting against feminism”, but for a long time, this aspect of his terror attack was downplayed in the media, and misunderstood by the general public as a result. Instead, the whole thing was portrayed as a mere “tragedy”, the work of a simple “madman”, devoid of political significance.

Fast-forward to today. What have we learned in the intervening years? More importantly, and more to the point: what have we NOT learned?

Well, for starters, the weapon Marc Lépine used to kill those 14 women has still not been banned in Canada, so we haven’t done all we could have on gun control. Never mind that women have spearheaded the effort to ban it and other potential terrorist weapons. You’d think that banning even just that particular one would have been a no-brainer, but…NOOOOO. There are conservative gun groups actively lobbying to keep terror weapons legal…ostensibly as “hunting rifles”. Never mind that this one is used for hunting humans. No, the gun guys must not be deprived of their boy toys. EVER.

And then there’s the fact that men still haven’t learned that they’re not entitled to everything they want simply because they’re men. They haven’t learned that the mere fact of being male is not, in itself, a universal qualification or prerequisite to anything. Be it an education, a job, a relationship, men still think that BEING men should just be enough. That mindset is still leading to terrorist attacks in which women are disproportionately the victims, and there is no end in sight.

We also haven’t learned to take violence against women seriously enough. We’ve barely scratched the surface of that. This ties in to male entitlement, again. We don’t take violence against women seriously because to do so would be to challenge the “right” of men to reign supreme over all things (and persons) female.

Back in the “good” old days, when men ruled the roost, domestic violence was treated differently than a mugging on the street. If a man stole another man’s wallet, or a woman’s purse, the victim could be reasonably assured of getting justice. Not so if it was a woman assaulted by her husband, or raped by a date, or who “disappeared” after “running away” from home as a teenager. We’ve come appallingly short here; the victims of Robert Pickton and the Highway of Tears testify to that. As do all the women still being “shockingly” murdered by “loving” husbands…usually right around the time that they file for divorce from the bastards, who manage to keep their bastardy under wraps as long as they manage to keep “their” women under their thumbs. (Note the quotes, all there for a reason.)

In short, our problems today are the much the same as they were 30 years ago. Our problems are rooted in sexism. It was sexism that made Marc Lépine who he was, and what he became: a terrorist, “waging war against feminism”.

And the solution to this gendered terrorism is the same too. Now as then, it’s not being applied nearly enough. We are “content”, it seems, to send 14 beams of light into the sky in commemoration every year, even as other lights are dimming and going out all around us, without let-up. We are content to “remember”, but not learn, because learning requires us to confront our carefully-buried discontentment, dig it up again, and fucking DO something.

Until our society becomes feminist as a whole, and finally truly egalitarian as a result, and male entitlement and its concomitant violence simply unthinkable, nothing will truly change. We are not there yet; we are nowhere near, and what few steps we’ve taken in the right direction have been timid and faltering. We have taken a lot of pushback, and we have allowed ourselves to be pushed back to pretty much exactly where we were in the beginning. Whole governments at the provincial level are seeing to it that sexism is returned to its pride of place, with a vengeance. And even our federal leaders are not immune to institutional sexism’s allure, if their election campaigns are anything to go by.

Worse yet, too many Canadians think this is actually quite all right…and voted for it.

And that is the REAL tragedy of that day in Montréal, 30 years ago.

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Lamest comparison EVER.

Oh lawd. How did I miss this nugget from a few days ago? I dunno. But here you go:

You’d have to be a special kind of Hardcore Stoopid to think Donnie Drumpf was in any way a “rebel” (and no, I’m not going to capitalize the R, because fuck THAT noise). Or maybe you’re just desperate to save face, as they all have been of late.

Either way, this comparison flies about as well as a TIE fighter with one of its wings blown off.

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Quotable: Shirley Chisholm on political incorrectness

Happy 95th birthday to a woman who was truly politically incorrect…and who made a great virtue of that, very much ahead of her time.

We miss you, Shirley.

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How fucking dumb IS Donnie?

Uh…THIS fucking dumb:

So dumb that he confessed to a high crime right there on FUX Snooze. He just admitted to demanding a quid pro quo of Ukraine.

And while the talking heads there are not quite so dumb, the viewers of that program are even dumber than Donnie himself, because they literally believe that the man is God’s chosen one, and therefore can do no wrong. Even though he’s done nothing BUT wrong, the whole entire time he’s been in office. And done it as blatantly as a dog humping a bitch in public.

At this rate, it should be fascinating to see him actually testifying in an open hearing, as he’s demanding to do. Fascinating, that is, in a peer-through-your-fingers horrifying way. Because this is going to be compelling viewing, in the same sense that a train wreck is compelling viewing: You can’t bear to see it, and you can’t bear to look away.

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Music for a Sunday: Pessimistic attitudes never will I wear

And if you think this sounds like Prince, you’ve got a good ear; it’s one of his songs, and those are definitely his instrumentals, backing vocals and production values, too.

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Dear Don Cherry: This is why you (and your fans) are shit.

If you’re white — and more to the point, ANGLO white — you’re automagically accepted here in Canada. Everyone else, not so much.

So, Don Cherry, you’ve been fired. After some 40 years of boorish blather, which illuminated nothing about hockey except how much of a contributor to the game you haven’t been, you’ve finally been broomed out. And most Canadians aren’t sorry to see you go.

If you must wonder why that is, Don, you haven’t been paying attention.

You see, Don, the composition of this country’s population is changing. That’s no news; it’s been doing that since before you were born. (And that’s not a bad thing, either.) But now, you’ve finally been held accountable for the ignorance you’ve shown to a portion of Canadians who have always been struggling against the prejudices of old, cranky, pompous bigots like yourself. Sexist prejudices; racist prejudices; religious prejudices; and even prejudices in favor of violence and thuggery over such outlandish concepts as, gasp, FAIR PLAY.

I know you’ve never been big on fair play, ol’ son. It’s so obvious in the way you’ve slagged the Russians, the Swedes, the Finns, and anyone else who actually plays hockey, rather than just dropping their gloves and treating the crowd to a bare-knuckle boxing match. You’d much rather see the ice stained red and littered with spat-out teeth. You’re the reason behind Rodney Dangerfield’s old crack: “I was at the fights last night and a hockey game broke out!” In your view, anyone who can’t punch their way to victory, as opposed to actually skating, passing, shooting and scoring, isn’t a Real Man™. They’re just worms to be crushed.

And never more so than when those worms aren’t white and anglo.

Which brings me to this story, of a young hockey player who would like nothing more than to play…and who is in danger of being permanently bullied out of the game by racist thugs:

The first time Zachary Sukumaran was called the “N-word” on the ice, he was 12 and didn’t know how to react.

He told his father on the car ride home, and his father brought it to the attention of minor hockey officials. The boy on the opposing team was suspended for the balance of the season.

The family hasn’t taken it that far every time Sukumaran, 17, a forward for the Millbrook Stars midget rep team, has been slurred. It’s happened at least once a year since.

But on Tuesday night, in a game against Woodville, when Sukumaran was told by an opposing player, “Go back to where you came from, you (expletive deleted) immigrant,” a breaking point was reached. Sukumaran grabbed the player and threw him to the ice.

Officials intervened and Sukumaran told them what was said. The end result was Sukumaran was ejected from the game and no penalty was assessed the opponent. The referees said they didn’t hear the slur so couldn’t do anything about it.

Sukumaran has heard that before. Frustrated, he punched the dressing room door and broke his hand. He’ll be sidelined for six weeks.

[…]

Sanj Sukumaran said he’s been told the Woodville player has been suspended, but he doesn’t know if it was by his association or the OMHA.

Sanj says his son’s response was inappropriate and he has no issue with his son being ejected. His concern is that these incidents keep occurring. At midget, he said, players are told not to fight, and if they do, there are consequences.

“We don’t do the same thing for this kind of ignorance and racism. It’s something we are a little afraid to approach sometimes,” he said.

See, these are the consequences to the patented Don Cherry “Rock ’em, sock ’em” approach. And they don’t fall on those who deserve them the most. The only victim here is the kid who retaliated in frustration because he’s been called racist slurs every single year that he’s been out there on the ice.

Ironically, though, he wasn’t helped by the approach that used to fly on Coach’s Corner. Maybe it’s because that rockum-sockum approach is only truly effective (or permissible) if you’re racist, anglo, and white? ‘Tis a puzzlement.

What’s not so puzzling, though, is where the kid he fought got the message that it’s “fair play” to call an Indo-Candian an n-word (and an “immigrant”, even though, like Bad German me, he was born here to immigrant parents). He got it from an old white guy with a loud, ugly voice and a louder, uglier suit, who isn’t at all shy about his disdain for anyone who’s not an “old stock” anglo-Canadian. Hey, if a former big-league hockey coach thinks that there’s a bunch of “you people” who deserve to be looked down upon and shamed for whatever flimsy reason, it must be okay to make a visible one of those “you people” feel unwelcome even when playing that most quintessential Canadian winter sport. Eh?

Uh, no. It’s NOT okay.

It was, in fact, NEVER okay. There may have been a time when it passed without comment or objections, but that time is long over. Even now, it’s still claiming victims. And that, too, has to stop.

Don Cherry has done a lot of trashy things in his time, but the worst one was to perpetuate the not-so-tacit belief that racism and violence, ostensibly in the service of country and sport, were okay. His supporters share that belief, and like him, they’re loud and proud about it. Scratch a Don Cherry fan, find a racist, a fascist, a xenophobe, a warmonger, a bigot. And you don’t have to scratch deep or hard; they squall like scalded cats the moment they feel someone else’s fingers making contact.

They may think they’re a silent majority, but they’re a vocal minority. And they are poisoning what should be a game that everyone can play, on a level field, peacefully and with respect.

And if they wonder why the rest of us think they’re shit, they can stop wondering now.

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Headline Howler: Just another day of FUX Snooze bass-ackwardness

Oh looky, widdle Tucky-wucky made a widdle fucky-wucky:

Oh sorry! That’s just business as usual at FUX Snooze, where jobs depend on an endless capacity for inverting reality.

Or, as they call it, being “Fair and Balanced”.

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