Neither silent nor deadly

Yes, that’s right. It’s a fart:

And no, I don’t believe that was a mug scraping across a desktop, either.

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Dafuq is going on in Bolivia now?

Uh, this. And it’s terrible:

Bolivia is in the clutches of fanatical christofascists. From the obvious military coup, to that creepy “cross” hand gesture they made when swearing in their sham government, to Jeanine Añez’s rabid declarations that indigenous people’s cultures are “satanic”, to massacres in the street, it’s bad news all around. And it’s bound to get worse before it gets better.

This is NOT a “peaceful transition to democracy”; Bolivia had democracy before this, but does not have it now. It will only be a peaceful transition to democracy when Evo is restored to his rightful office, and this entire trash-load of usurpers is swept up and dumped on the curb for the garbage crews to dispose of.

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Compare and Contrast: Evo vs. Angela

“Evo runs for a 4th term: hyperpresidentialism, authoritarianism, populism. Merkel runs for a 4th term: experience, capability, rustproof statecraft. Do you see how they manipulate [you]?”

I guess, for the lovely crapagandarati of the mainstream media, running for a fourth term is somehow different — i.e., acceptable — if you’re white and European. And also a conservative who stops comfortably short of Nazism. You don’t even have to be especially popular, and there can be all kinds of popular dissent and discontent with your rule, but you still get a pass from the media.

But if you’re brown, indigenous, and Latin American, and a strongly progressive leftist to boot, you’re for the chop, and a coup will be ginned up against you at all costs. Even if you’re insanely popular, 100% democratically elected, and all for good cause.

BTW: We don’t have term limits here in my home and native land, and neither do my German cousins in my ancestral country. They’re largely a US thing, or a US-imposed thing in Latin America. And as one can see, they’re also a great way of ensuring that no real progress ever gets made, particularly where capitalist interests grossly supersede local governance. It’s no secret that the US didn’t even have them until FDR committed tyranny by good example.

Just, y’know, FYI.

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Dafuq is going on in Bolivia?

Perhaps Yoda isn’t the best comparison. But otherwise…uh, yeah.

Shit has gone down in Bolivia, and unfortunately, it’s not in the crapper yet, much less getting the royal flush.

Evo was forced to resign (and call new elections, which is crucial here) by a military putsch against him. He was popularly re-elected, and there was no reason for this putsch, except the fact that he was more popular than his opponent by a wide margin. And no reason for his stepping down, either, except that he did it to avoid any more violence than has already occurred.

However, it wasn’t the military that was the real (or the only) power-hungry player at work here. Remember the old Media Luna-tics, the same bunch who tried to get Evo killed (with US backing, financing and blessing) ten years ago? Yup, they’re behind all this.

Mexico has offered Evo asylum, and sent a plane to fly him there:

A plane carrying the former president of Bolivia, Evo Morales, took off early Tuesday morning headed for Mexico, after landing in Asunción, Paraguay, to refuel. At this time, the Mexican Air Force plane is flying over Brazil.

Hours earlier, the government of Mexico, under president Andrés Manuel López Obrador, offered political asylum to Morales, following several instances of violence committed against him and his family by opposition groups, which made it evident that his life was in danger in Bolivia. Morales thanked the Latin American country for the gesture, adding that, although he hated to abandon his country, he would soon return “with more strength and energy”.

“The Mexican foreign minister has decided to grant political asylum to Mr. Evo Morales for humanitarian reasons and by virtue of the emergency situation in Bolivia, inf which his life and well-being are at risk,” said Mexican exterior ministry secretary Marcelo Ebrard in a press conference on Monday.

“I thank everyone for giving me security. They never abandoned me and we will never abandon them. Many thanks, comrades!” said Morales in an audio message broadcast on television. “I will return soon with more energy to continue to work for our beloved country,” the deposed Bolivian president added.

Meanwhile, the Bolivian minister of defence, Javier Zavaleta, tendered his resignation on Monday, stating that as commander-in-chief of the armed forces, his will was always to “preserve institutionality” on the part of the forces in service to the people. “Mr. Carlos Mesa, Mr. Fernando Camacho, a political matter cannot be resolved by increasing repression,” said Zavaleta in his resignation message. “Bullets are not the response nor the solution to a problem. Politics consists of ideas against ideas, not the firing of bullets.”

Bolivia has been in a severe political crisis since the general elections of October 20. Even though the results showed Morales as the winner, in what was to have been his fourth consecutive term in office, the opposition claimed electoral fraud, and the government has agreed to call new elections.

However, the chief of the Armed Forces and the commander-in-chief of the Bolivian police have called on the president to resign, under the pretext of seeking to stabilize the nation.

On November 10, Morales presented his resignation in response to the army’s petition, denouncing the coup d’état which was taking place. As he explained with his resignation, he wanted to prevent the opposition, commanded by former presidential candidate Carlos Mesa and the head of the Civic Committee of Santa Cruz, Luis Fernando Camacho, from persecuting union leaders, torching the homes of public functionaries, and “kidnapping and mistreating” the families of indigenous leaders.

Thousands of indigenous people and supporters of the deposed president turned out to protest on Monday against the coup, clashing with security forces. “Yes, civil war now!” cried some of them, in images which circulated via social media networks.

The commandant of the armed forces of Bolivia, Williams Kaliman Romero, announced that the army would conduct joint operations with the police “to avoid bloodshed and grief for Bolivian families”. Evo Morales called on Bolivians to “keep the peace and don’t give in to violence.”

Translation mine.

So, there’s the situation as currently stands. I’ll blog more later, as more facts become known.

Meanwhile, here’s a picture of Evo en route to asylum, with a Mexican flag:

Fuerza Evo, el pueblo está contigo. ¡Te amamos!

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Music for a Sunday: The more I drink, the less I’m good for

Because it’s migration season, it’s cold out, and I’m in one of those witchy medieval states of mind, here you go:

A rough translation of the Middle English/Latin mix:

I saw many birds sitting on a tree
They all took flight and flew away.
With an I say! Have a good day!
Many white feathers has the magpie.
I can’t sing any more, my lips are so dry!
Many white feathers has the swan.
The more I drink, the less I’m good for;
Lay sticks on the fire, well may it burn!
Give us something to drink before we go away!

Everyone, applaud. (x4)

(Repeat, this time en ronde.)

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Donnie, the pantsless “god-emperor”

OMG, you have GOT to hear this:

And when even people who aren’t doctors can see that something is wrong with him, something is WRONG with him:

“I am not qualified to diagnose the president’s mental acuity,” the author writes, according to excerpts of the book obtained by the Washington Post. “All I can tell you is that normal people who spend any time with Donald Trump are uncomfortable by what they witness. He stumbles, slurs, gets confused, is easily irritated, and has trouble synthesizing information, not occasionally but with regularity. Those who would claim otherwise are lying to themselves or to the country.”

Ahem. Dear Anonymous Official, are you in any position to implement the 25th Amendment? Because if so, you all had better get on it. You and all those other people who considered resigning en masse had best get in front of Congress and start testifying.

Donnie needs to be removed from office on the grounds of mental incompetence. PRONTO. Because it’s so obvious that he’s a fascist sympathizer, a pervert, a mafioso, an emoluments-clause violator and, as anyone with eyes can see, a drug addict. He’ll even turn on those who threw money at him in exchange for favors. Does that sound like a stable genius to you? The man’s a fucking dotard (full credit to Kim Jong Un for calling that one), and it’s past time he was removed. In handcuffs or a straitjacket, I don’t much care. Just as long as he’s out of there.

And once he’s gone, every crook who came with him, from Mikey Fucking Pence on down, can be impeached and/or arrested also.

Get off your duff, whoever you are, and get on it already.

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Just your daily reminder of who it’s okay to punch, and why

Also with all the trigger warnings for the language you’re about to hear:

And yes, that’s uncensored.

I don’t believe in bleeping or blanking the bad words; I believe in quoting them all verbatim. The language is raw and ugly, and that’s the point. That is why it’s important to hear it, because that is the real Spencer right there. That’s why he got punched, people.

Some of us have known all along what he was, and that’s why we were neither surprised nor sorry when an unknown hero’s fist made contact with Dickie’s fashy haircut, knocking his mask momentarily askew (and, incidentally, dissuading him from trolling the massive Women’s March which was scheduled for the following day). The carefully cultivated “dapper white nationalist intellectual” image falls apart when we hear him howling all the slurs, his voice cracking with hate and rage. Just like it did when he got bopped by that skinny dude with the neat right hook. And that’s a GOOD thing.

This is the real face behind the “intellectual” mask. This is the image we should all have of him in our minds. And it’s the one we should never forget.

That’s also the image the media SHOULD have of him, but doesn’t. They’ve decided to fawn over him because he wears a suit and a tie, and also to go the “aw, let’s humanize those poor oppressed Nazis” route, with disastrous results. Far from defusing the Nazi problem by giving it a sympathetic ear, they’ve made it worse by doing the fascists’ propaganda work for them. It’s clear that they’ve learned nothing from history.

So, now it’s time for the reality check. That’s not just poor widdle Dickie flying off the handle at Charlottesville because, oh shit, one of his goons deliberately killed a local woman trying to defend her hometown from that fascist horde; that’s a small sample of what the Nazis have been careful to hide from the “normies”, because it would destroy their massive recruitment drive. If deplatforming Dickie and others like him hurts their ability to organize, exposing their true ugliness is the movement’s Kryptonite. It may well be the thing that keeps them from “fashing the nation”, as is their actual intent.

So, ironically, by hearing the parts they usually keep to themselves, all you uninitiated “normies” out there will finally learn why this bunch of fascists who call themselves the “alt-right” is not cool, why they don’t deserve a platform anywhere, why some ideas should never make it to the “free marketplace”, why Freeze Peach absolutism is absolute bullshit, and why absolute shit stinks absolutely. This is nothing new, nothing original, and certainly nothing worth taking seriously as an intellectual argument on any level. This is what Karl Popper has been on about since the OG Nazis trampled Germany. This is what I’ve been denouncing since before I even started this obscure little blog. This is why all Nazis deserve all the punches they get, and not a moment’s sympathy until they quit fucking BEING Nazis.

Caveat emptor, people, because sic semper imbecilis.

Oh! And in a moment of supreme irony, the person who hung Dickie out to dry by releasing this super-secret audio was none other than Milo Fucking Yiannopoulos. You may remember him as that neofascist grifter who never met a gravy train he couldn’t ride, at least until his apologia for priests sexually abusing children got him thrown off the right-wing bullshit lecture circuit for good. Ever since his popularity (and his bank account) did a huge faceplant, he’s been desperate to find a new sugardaddy.

But the right apparently does have some limits to its collective awfulness after all. Mirabile dictu, they draw a line at pedophilia, or at least at publicly praising it, which is probably the same line as they draw at saying all the other silent stuff out loud (like, oh, say, the impolitic language you hear from Dickie up there). They’ve all been tripping over themselves in their haste to distance themselves from Milo, who used to be their “look how tolerant we are” token, their half-Jewish, gay-married-to-a-black-man pet troll. He’s gone from prankster to pariah faster than you can say “Ernst Röhm, motherfucker”. He’s had to sell all his schwag, and he’s having trouble finding buyers. Even the furries will have nothing to do with him.

So, our little troll got his petard hoisted on the horns of the biggest of the Billygoats Gruff, and has decided to burn his bridge as a fuck-you to his erstwhile allies. The audio above is the explosive hiss of all those smoking coals dropping into that ol’ man river. Don’t know what he’s planning to do for an encore (and maybe this was all the wad he had to shoot), but full credit to Milo where due, nonetheless.

And yes, my Schadenfreude is mighty freudig at all the Schaden the far right are sustaining right now. Because this is their comeuppance, and it’s long past due.

Ha, ha.

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Donnie’s marbles are rapidly circling the drain

Need evidence? Here’s Exhibit A:

And here’s Exhibit B:

Just babbling, and platitudes, and more babbling, and mobsterish extortion, and so much nonsense about making deals, and OMG muh ego! This is the foreign policy of Donnie J. Drumpf.

And he wonders why the leaders of the other countries were talking about him behind his back? I’m wondering how they could have been so restrained.

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Music for a Sunday: Driving home at daylight

Since it’s the season of the Witch (ha, psych, it’s ALWAYS that), here’s a spooky little number:

Oh, if I could only get to you…

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BOOOOOO!

Oh my. How embarrassing was THIS?

D’awww. Almost makes you feel sorry for Donnie. Not quite, because he’s a monster, and free speech includes booing at monsters. But almost.

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