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San Francisco, California, 1906: An intriguing look at a lost time
My friend Corey, a San Franciscan, sent me the link to this a couple of days ago. Apparently this footage was taken from the front of a streetcar travelling along Market Street (the clocktower at the end of it, near Embarcadero Wharf, is a local landmark, still standing.) It is believed to be the earliest 35mm film in existence and was lost for many years; it is one of the few films depicting San Francisco as it looked before the devastating earthquake and fire. It was made just four days before the disaster and escaped destruction by virtue of the fact that it had been sent to New York by train for processing. Here, it’s been set to some very modern, un-ragtime music. What strikes me most strongly about it is the sheer number of automobiles already on the road at that time. Also the fact that traffic safety laws apparently had yet to be written; motorcars share the road with streetcars, horse-drawn carriages and wagons, bicycles, pedestrians–all with no regulation. The only conveyances not capable of moving about at random are the streetcars. Everything else is higgledy-piggledy. People on foot cross the road at any point they like, without waiting until they are at an intersection, and often perilously close to a passing vehicle. Bicyclists zigzag nonchalantly on and off the streetcar tracks. Cars weave in and out in front of the camera, the drivers apparently completely unconcerned about what side of the road they are on. (Apparently “lanes” were not a concept yet. Neither was there a standard placement for the steering wheel; if you look closely, you’ll see that some are on the left, and some on the right.) It’s amazing that no one in this clip gets hit or hurt. I found myself continually holding my breath, waiting for something awful to happen, a terrible pile-up that brings it all to a halt. But everyone and everything goes its merry way, luckily unharmed. In an age when fatalities on city streets were a growing problem and traffic cops would soon become a necessity, that’s perhaps the greatest wonder about this amazing old film.
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Music for a Sunday: Cruisin’ on a sardine boat, loaded with crazy people
Sailing season starts (unofficially) today here in Southern Ontario. Who better than Trooper to herald it? Well, how about Prism, to get things really off the ground?“Take me to the Kaptin/and tell him why I’m here/I wanna stay in your world/while my world disappears…”(I figured, with all the crises going on, a little escapism was in order.)
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Quotable: Gore Vidal on Ayn Rand
“This odd little woman is attempting to give a moral sanction to greed and self interest, and to pull it off she must at times indulge in purest Orwellian newspeak of the ‘freedom is slavery’ sort. What interests me most about her is not the absurdity of her ‘philosophy,’ but the size of her audience (in my campaign for the House she was the one writer people knew and talked about). She has a great attraction for simple people who are puzzled by organized society, who object to paying taxes, who dislike the ‘welfare’ state, who feel guilt at the thought of the suffering of others but who would like to harden their hearts. For them, she has an enticing prescription: altruism is the root of all evil, self-interest is the only good, and if you’re dumb or incompetent that’s your lookout.”–Gore Vidal, Esquire, 1961
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Wankers of the Week: Breakfast of Champions edition

4. Chris Fucking Oynes. Accountability? Oversight? What are those? When you’re supposed to be a watchdog but you’ve grown accustomed to the life of a lapdog, of course you quit when the shit (or the BP oil rig) has hit the fan.5. Thomas Fucking Olmsted. No, of course a pregnancy is not a life-threatening illness. But pulmonary hypertension is (it is also currently treatable, but incurable). And pregnancy, which increases a woman’s blood volume considerably, can turn that treatable but incurable condition deadly. Clearly this bishop is clueless about those things (well, he’s not a doctor!), and just as clearly, his “pro-life” stand is pure hypocrisy. Since when is a woman’s life worth less than that of a fetus?6. Bryan Fucking Adams. Believe it or not, his music used to NOT suck. And I used to like it. Like, back in the early 1980s. Now, he’s become the Bono of this side of the Atlantic. Or, sorry, the Paul Fucking Hewson–bigger on charity fundraising appearances than on actually doing the right thing. You can’t be a rebellious rocker challenging the powers that be when your lips are crazy-glued to their asses, fellas.
7. Woody Fucking Allen. Um, where has he been for the past 30-odd years? Hiding in Europe? No, wait, that was his buddy, Roman Polanski…who thus AVOIDED paying for what he did to that girl, contrary to Woody’s assertions. (And speaking of things done to girls, Woody, there’s the little matter of your former foster-daughter…could that be what prompted this bizarre outburst?)8. Dale Fucking Peterson. Yeah, making like a crazy, gun-toting hillbilly is a great election strategy. When you can’t appeal to people’s intelligence, why not aim lower–much lower? Hey…it’s Alabama, you’re a Repug–go for it!9. Sarah Fucking Palin. Racist d-baggin’ teabagger blows the dog whistle yet again. Meanwhile, Mexicans south of the border have a message for Sawah that I don’t think requires any translation. PS: Stay classy, Sarah.10. Bristol Fucking Palin. Unlikely spokeschick for abstinence, or just the best paid Junior Anti-Sex League prostitute, like, ever? Gosh, it’s getting so hard to tell. What’s clear is that she’s a chip off the old easy-money block. Her mother, too, likes to take a lot of money without really putting it where her gooey-lipsticked mouth is.
11. Jonathan Fucking Katz. Riddle me this: How does a science-challenged, climate-change-denying, homophobic twat get a leading role (even temporarily) on Obama’s Gulf oil-spill cleanup crew? I thought putting right-wing incompetents in charge of disaster response co-ordination was the realm of Dubya and Brownie.12. Marc Fucking Ouellet. Is it fair to say he’s pro-death, pro-rape and pro-incest? Hell, why not–he thinks it’s fair to say abortion is murder even if it’s to save a woman’s life, or to expunge the products of rape and incest from her womb.13. Isabelle Fucking Bégin-O’Connor. Hey, what a brilliant idea–instead of relying on birth control to prevent unwanted pregnancy, let’s just all really stress the fuck out! And if we find ourselves pregnant? Let’s just worry ourselves good and sick, and that should take care of everything. Why not–it’s worked great for women down the ages, right? That’s why no one ever resorted to poison potions, back-alley butchers, coathangers or knitting needles…right?
14. Pat Fucking Buchanan. We always knew he was a Nazi-symp and an antisemite. The fact that he’s still on the airwaves is what’s truly shocking. Is it just because he kvetches so much about imaginary commies that he still gets a freepass to be a public voice of fascism? Whatever the reason, this Father Coughlin shit is old and putrid–and so is he.15. Tim Fucking Hudak. I’m sorry, did someone say something? Oh–YOU did. And who might YOU be? The Ontario Tory party leader, eh? Well, isn’t that special. Accusing a Liberal premier of being a “nanny” for not further destroying the public services your buddy Mike Harris decimated back in the day? Gosh, it’s like 1995 all over again. Only it’s not, since decimated public services killed seven people and sickened over two thousand in Walkerton. Remember that? It was ten years ago this week. I’ll bet you don’t recall any of that, Timmy-boy, but Walkertonians sure do. A lot of them are still ill, and some are on the waiting list for new kidneys, thanks to Tories like you trying to “get government out of our lives”. (And things look no better at the federal level, either.)16. and 17. Mark Fucking Souder and Tracy Fucking Jackson. In this case, the Fucking is absolutely literal. And they made a video promoting abstinence…TOGETHER. In both cases, they should have abstained.
18. Stockwell Fucking Day. If you want to be taken seriously by your bureaucratic underlings, here’s a little tip, Stock: Try not being so goddamn fucking STUPID. Leave out the folksy crap and start e-mailing individual people more substantively and specifically on key points, so that they get the feeling that you actually know what you’re talking about, and they understand that you’re talking to THEM. Yeah, I know…not as flashy as showing up in a wetsuit on a jet-ski for a photo-op. But it sure would beat being ridiculed for not knowing which way the Niagara River flows, eh?19. Thomas Fucking Friedman. Proof, in case anyone needed it, that the New York Times is NOT a meritocracy. Why else would someone so elaborately idiotic get a regular gig in that place, and keep it (and all its attendant caviar) in a time of cutbacks and job losses? 20. Sara Fucking Landriault. How pathetic it must be to be so out of touch with reality that you’re going to boycott Robert Munsch’s delightful children’s books just because the author has admitted that he suffered from drug and mental-health problems, and is now undergoing therapy for them. Sure must suck to be you, Sara…but I bet it sucks even harder to be your kid. I guess they won’t be learning much about mental health from you, other than how to ostracize and stigmatize those who aren’t “perfect”. Precisely the kind of lesson NO kid should be learning!
21. Naomi Fucking Lakritz. Yep, second time wank-listed (or is it third? Been a while. I don’t read her very often, for reasons good: Stopped clock, two seconds a day, yadda yadda.) She starts out sensibly enough, criticizing Wanker #20, but then she fucks it all up by yapping nonsense about Robert Munsch, too. Her angle? She’s offended that he would bare his soul. She makes out that he’s part of some unwholesome new trend in public nudity-of-the-soul. Well, who held a gun to her head and forced her to look at that stark-nekkid soul and all its purplish dangly bits? Nobody. But she still felt she had to pontificate and stigmatize and ostracize Munsch too, which makes me wonder about her unwritten motives. As for Munsch, he’s not a wanker. He is to Kiddie Lit what Kurt Vonnegut is to adult readers–a treasure trove of wild wit and wisdom and slapstick humor. He’s also painfully, endearingly human. He has freedom of speech, and he has chosen to exercise it to a good end. His recent gut-spill should be taken as proof that it’s possible to be mentally ill and hooked on drugs, and yet still be productive, creative, and deep-down decent in spite of it. (Stephen King, as I recall, did something similar a few years back. As did Kurt Vonnegut in several of his own essays and novels!) Yeah, I know–too complex for the simple minds of conservatards to process. But that’s the way it is. And hey, if it encourages even just one mentally ill or drug-addicted parent or child to get help, it will have done its job. It will have saved a life, and a soul, from the torments of the damned. No thanks to the harpyish maunderings of Ms. Lackwits, of course.22. Mark Fucking Williams. Oh nice, he likened Muslims to monkeys. Not a bit racist, is he? Oh noes, not at ALL! Way to go, insulting Lord Hanuman. Wrong religion, fuck-ass.UPDATE: He’s now apologized to the Hindus, and gone right out and insulted you-know-who all over again. Fine words for someone whose own religion is most definitely a death cult.
23. Rand Fucking Paul. Epic fail, named after the pseudonym of the worst US writer of all time. And that’s no coincidence–every “libertarian” is really a Nazi, just a scratch below the surface. Let the free market take care of racism? Brilliant. Segregated lunch counters (plus guns) forever! Also, his former spokesman was apparently in Deathtöngue. Along with the KKK. And other fun shit.24. Satoshi Fucking Kanazawa. So, feminism is to blame for modern women’s unhappiness, with capitalism and sexism and all those other unhappy-making isms left (as usual) completely out of the equation? So says the “scientist”, and he would “know”, of course, sitting as he does in a narrow little cubicle in a narrow little room in a narrow little universe, smirking his narrow little face off and congratulating himself on the virtues of his narrow little mind. I wasgoing to wipe that stupid smirk away with my trusty aluminum Louisville Slugger, but then Regina Barreca very happily, very funnily kicked the piss out of him on the same website for me. And then, by even happier coincidence, I also found this article at Salon.com and this one at Cracked.com, explaining to my complete satisfaction why what’s being marketed to women as “happiness” is totally fucking overrated anyway. Being pwned by Cracked sure must hurt, eh Satoshi? But wait, it gets better: The Globe and Mail has an excellent piece demonstrating–scientifically–how being politically active is good for you. Feminism is as political an activity as it gets. And I know for a fact that I’ve been a lot happier–and guys have liked me better–whenever I let my feminist flag fly. So I’m putting my aluminum bat away now, as my work here (“here” being Satoshi’s groin) is done.25. Katilyn Fucking Grishan. Already pwned at the link, but if you like the smell of hasbara burning late into the Victoria Weekend night, by all means, enjoy. I did promise her she’d be wank-listed, and I always keep my word.PS: Stupid twat got in a parting shot. I decided to let it pass, so you could all laugh at her with me. Katie, I’m rubber, you’re glue. What you wished will bounce off of me…and stick to you. Your anger makes me happy.
And finally, to John Fucking Josephs. It’s been a long time since I’ve had a wanker commit hyperbolic onanism on my site, and I can’t say I’ve missed the experience of being accused of supporting “child murder” very much. For the record, I consider a child to be someone already born, not a fetus in utero. Also for the record, I don’t believe anything is murder without malice aforethought. Neither does English common law. Surely you’re familiar with that, living in London as you do, eh John? But if you insist on using such odious terms, you may want to think about the number of abortions your Sky Pixie does, John. (Yes, miscarriages count. So do blighted ova.) Or merely contemplate that lovely little phrase, “The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away”; it refers also to abortion. Visit your local cemetery, and make note of how many gravestones you see for persons under 18. Then note how many you see for persons under 9 months’ gestation (including miscarriages and blighted ova). And think that one over. I’m sure the correct interpretation will come to you by and by.Good night, and get fucked.
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How the anglo whore media made a smart kid stupid

That’s about the extent to which he’s not messed up. Things degenerate shortly thereafter…I was about 13 when I saw the documentary The Revolution Will Not Be Televised and I was utterly taken in. Venezuela’s charismatic indigenous leader had been overthrown by powerful vested interests, but came back to power improbably on the strength of his popular support.For someone who had grown up in Britain during the Blair years, where there was an overwhelming centrist consensus among the parties, the strength of Hugo Chávez’s socialist conviction was appealing. As British politicians sought ever-closer ties with the US, Chávez condemned the war in Afghanistan, saying “no se puede luchar contra ningún terror con terror” – you cannot fight terror with terror.
That’s because there wasn’t any, Sami. There still isn’t any. And to know it for certain, you’d only have to understand a bit more Spanish, and take a look around the Venezuelan blogosphere, where the atmosphere is vibrant and, at least among progressives, anything but oppressive. (The opposition is another story, and a very scary one.) Of course, if you knew much Spanish and read the Venezuelan blogs, you’d be a lot less naive (good choice of words!), and less given to the kind of wafflings you just put painfully down on the electronic page. But do go on, let’s hear what got you so worked up later on, when you were older and presumably “wiser”:I started to read extensively about the Bolivarian revolution, which seemed to perfectly mix socialism with liberal democracy. This view may seem naive, but I would point to the dramatic increase in literacy, the reduction of poverty, the widespread use of referenda and a new constitution that protected the rights of Venezuela’s indigenous communities. I was, however, blind to the creeping authoritarianism of the Venezuelan government.
Aha. I see what you did there, Sami–you believed what your own whore media told you. I hope you’re reading this; you can learn a lot from it. Sit down first, though, because what I’m going to say will shock you.First off, Chávez had nothing to do with the licence renewal of RCTV at all. He doesn’t run CONATEL, the government body that oversees television licencing in Venezuela; it is independent of the office of the presidency. So Chávez did not “refuse to renew” anything. CONATEL did. And given that RCTV, which actively fomented the coup against an elected president, was for many years in violation of Venezuela’s organic media laws (including ones that were on the books for decades before Chávez came to power!), the non-renewal of the station’s over-the-air licence was a no-brainer. So Sami’s complaint about the loss of the “purity of the revolution” comes off as more than a little silly. A more reliable analysis of the situation is available here; read it and learn, Sami!As for the Mugabe and Ahmadinejad stuff, let’s get serious; the whore media have dwelt long enough on the fucking ridiculous, and it’s obvious that all Sami “knows” about these two scary monsters, he “knows” only from the presstitutes. And they know nothing. Their job is to make sure we know nothing, too. So here’s what Sami should know, but doesn’t: Before Zimbabwe left the British Empire, it was practically the exclusive property of one very rich, very racist Englishman, Cecil Rhodes. All its current troubles can be traced to its time as a British colony, where whites owned land and blacks owned nothing; a time of virtual slavery. Mugabe, at least in the beginning, held out hope for progressives the world over that there would be a reversal of that old injustice. He has since become a disappointment, to say the least. But he’s not the disease; he’s merely one of its more egregious symptoms. I don’t suppose Sami knows nearly as much about his country’s colonial-imperialist past as he should, but there it is. When Chávez calls Mugabe brother, he’s not condoning, supporting or endorsing Mugabe’s bad behavior; he’s simply recognizing that someone besides himself is struggling to throw off the colonial-imperial-capitalist yoke. Someone who, like himself, is not a white man.Ahmadinejad, too, is overblown as a threat, and again, I suspect Sami doesn’t know the real reason why he’s being made into such a bête noire. Surprise! Iran, too, was once a British colony. Back then, they called it Persia. British Petroleum practically owned the country. But the Iranians fought back, drove the British colonists out, overthrew their satraps, and elected a man who was their own Chávez–Mohammed Mossadegh, a secular, liberal democrat. Mossadegh was popular, not least because he was in favor of Iran controlling its own oil. And he was well under way to making certain that it did. The Brits didn’t like that one bit. So they complained to Washington and got the CIA to take back Iran for BP. The CIA installed the Shah, a brutal puppet dictator with a nasty secret police force, the SAVAK, who helped enforce his iron-fisted rule. Murder, torture and permanent disappearance were the order of the day for anyone who defied the Shah; to outward appearances, however, Iran was modern and westernized, so that little flaw was overlooked. That is, until a broad coalition of leftists and religious revolutionaries overthrew the Shah. He died in exile, the leftists were soon edged out, and Iran became the strange theocracy it is today–a theocracy with a veneer of republican democracy. The president of Iran is elected, but the real rulers, the mullahs and ayatollahs, are not. It is they, not little pipsqueaky, mouthy Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who should be feared and reviled. And, for whatever this was worth, Ahmadinejad has been misquoted. Very deliberately so, and for propagandistic reasons–to drum up support for a war against Iran, as was done to neighboring Iraq. To understand this, however, demands that you read Juan Cole, who is familiar with Middle Eastern politics and history in ways you and I can only wish we were. But once you do understand this, you can see, again, why Chávez would call him “brother”–like Mossadegh in one way, if no other, Ahmadinejad seems bound and determined not to let foreign oil interests eat up Iran ever again. In Venezuela, it is the same with Chávez!Back to Sami, and more sad evidence of how completely he has drunk the Kool-Aid:When Chávez refused to renew the licence for RCTV in 2006 I felt that I had lost a hero. I had printed his face on a T-shirt, which I have not worn since that day. It was not the dictatorial move as depicted in some of the media, but for me the purity of the revolution had been lost. After that, I have felt increasingly alienated from a political movement and a president I had once adored. Now I cringe when I see him describing Robert Mugabe and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as brothers, or comparing Angela Merkel to Adolf Hitler.
Um, Chávez didn’t “defend” the “drug dealing and murderous” FARC; he simply recognized them as guerrillas in a political struggle, which they ARE. (One of their own prior hostages says the same thing.) And he interceded with them to release some hostages, which they did…in deference to him, out of respect for his Bolivarianism–a philosophy they share, though he openly and repeatedly insists he disagrees with their methods. And indeed, he doesn’t USE their methods, so we can safely take his word for that. Let’s not forget, either, that Chávez used to be an army officer. His troops were in charge of patrolling the western border regions in the state of Apure, making sure Colombian guerrillas didn’t get into Venezuela or make political messes there. He had ample opportunity to find out, firsthand, that his government was setting him and his men against a leftist menace which, while real, paled in comparison to that of the right-wing Colombian army and its gringo backers–who are making at least as much trouble for him today, if not more! Worse, Colombia now has right-wing paramilitaries, whose job seems to be to augment and take flak for the army. They have infiltrated every level of government, and they are the real murderous drug-dealers of Colombia. They, too, are constantly spilling over the border into Venezuela, where they wreak havoc in the border states and serve as mercenaries to wealthy opposition politicians and land-owners. They have been caught in active campaigns to overthrow Chávez. The media, however, prefer to squawk only about the FARC, because those guys are actively opposed to the US’s toy governments. Colombia is widely made out to be a democracy, but it has not been since Jorge Eliecer Gaitán was assassinated in 1948. All the leftist parties of Colombia have been decimated and intimidated into uselessness. It is as much a puppet dictatorship today as Iran was under the Shah. The only thing that really changes in Colombia is the face of the puppet at the head of the conga line!Sami is only 19 and obviously hasn’t done very much reading, or he would have known about all that, and particularly Chávez’s time as Venezuela’s border cop. I recommend Richard Gott; he wrote the book on Chávez, quite literally, before anyone else could. Read him, Sami, and don’t write another word about Venezuela until you’re done!As for the “human rights activists”, those were right-wingers using the false front of human rights to conceal their real purpose: to drum up propaganda, portraying Chávez as……wait for it……A DICTATOR!!! OH NOES!!!1111athousandeleventyone!!! Let’s declare war on Venezuela! YeeHAW!!!But hold on. José Miguel Vivanco is from Chile, and is known to be an apologist for a real dictator and human-rights abuser–none other than Augusto Pinochet. Chávez was within his rights to expel that odious little worm. Human Rights Watch has really compromised its own credibility by hiring the likes of him, and as long as it stands by such choices, it is discredited as a human-rights observer and has no business criticizing anyone anywhere in Latin America. Compare Pinochet’s very real abuses–strikingly similar to those of the Shah of Iran–with the alleged ones of Chávez. Where are the secret detention camps? Where are the soccer stadiums converted to human holding tanks, centres for torture and summary execution? Where is the hand of Opus Dei in Venezuela? Not with Chávez or his PSUV government, that’s for damn sure. If it lies anywhere, it lies with his predecessors, who are now the opposition. They are the ones who set up death camps in large fincas on the plains, with stalls too small for horses, but just barely wide enough to hold a man. They are the ones responsible for the death of leftist professor Alberto Lovera, who was found washed up on a beach with manacles and chains from a dungeon still around his death-bloated ankles. They are the ones responsible for the massacres of Cantaura and Yumaré, as well as the Caracazo. Massacres which Sami has obviously never heard of. Else he wouldn’t write drivel like this:Last year I went to a conference on Venezuela’s progress after 10 years of revolution, shocked to hear speaker after speaker ignore his treatment of opposition, his expulsion of human rights activists (fittingly, for claiming the country was slipping towards totalitarianism), or his temporary defence of a drug-dealing and murderous Farc.
Well, duh–that’s because Chile hasn’t yet shed the vestiges of Pinochetism. It is a broken country, politically and economically, where even the Socialists really aren’t socialists. And Chile’s political situation has gone from stagnant to downright brackish. Everyone in the political class there is either fascist, fascist-lite, or a doormat. So of course you’ll get a meaningless consensus like that there. It’s why they sent an outright Pinochetist to work for Human Rights Watch, making a joke of the whole thing. It’s also why there are an awful lot of discontented Chileans who admire Chávez…and who are still currently shut out of the race for power. But they haven’t forgotten Salvador Allende, and they appreciate the big man in Venezuela who hasn’t forgotten him, either. It’s only a matter of time before the old embers flare up again down there; I suspect it will all depend on how badly Sebastián Piñera fucks Chile up. And fuck it up he will–depend on it. As for the “confrontation with Colombia”, it’s instructive to remember who started it. Colombia did–by bombing Ecuador. Out of solidarity, as well as out of a well-schooled recognition that Venezuela was probably the next target for a Colombian military assault, Chávez closed the borders and sent the army out to secure them. And let’s not forget those seven gringo military bases; Chavecito certainly hasn’t. But SChávez has never been an intellectual or a democrat; he is primarily a soldier. He has shown himself to be extremely aggressive in his confrontation with Colombia, almost bringing the two countries to war. I don’t want to sound patronising or bourgeois, but I have come to conclude that a significant shortcoming of the Bolivarian revolution was its lack of intellectual movement – it was based on a military man’s charisma and his vague notions of imperialism, rather than a clear philosophy.It is hard to accept that something you once loved, and something that other people once loved, is no longer a popular idea. My interest in South America recently took me to Chile where I watched several presidential election debates – the candidates were asked which leader in South America they thought had done the worst job and there was almost unanimous agreement that it was Chávez.
ami forgets this entirely, and chooses instead to lay the blame on the media’s chosen scapegoat. Most insulting of all is the notion that Bolivarianism has lost popularity. With whom? Sami? He’s a Brit; he doesn’t count. In Venezuela, it’s deepening, and Chávez is now actually more popular, not less, than when he was first elected. His approval rating is now 65%, up from the 58% of the vote that first elected him. Moving further to the left has made him more popular, and it hasn’t alienated anyone except for some coattail-riders from the professional political class whom he was better off without. They’ve basically jumped the fence into oblivion; good fucking riddance.But “not an intellectual or a democrat”? What kind of bourgeois elitist twaddle is that, Sami? And what does his being a soldier have to do with that? He’s the son of two schoolteachers; he is university-educated with two master’s degrees (earned when he was in military officers’ school!); he’s up on history to an extent that shames most professors. He is himself a poet and an artist. If that’s “not an intellectual”, then what is? Do only doctorates from the Ivy League or Oxbridge count? Does one have to squat in a corporate-funded “institute” to be one, pray? Or does one just have to be white like you?And “not a democrat”? Bullshit! Everything Chávez has done, in terms of laws and the constitution, has been put to a popular vote. If that’s undemocratic, I’ll eat my entire vast and funky collection of hats. Even his right to be re-elected was decided by the people of Venezuela, and when the Yes side passed, there was celebration in the streets.Okay, gentle readers. Get ready. Here comes the final gulp of toxic Kool-Aid:
And now, the antidote.Sami claims he’s still an idealist. That’s the biggest horse-apple of all in this pile. He’s a cynic posturing as an idealist, and the sad thing is, he got that way by letting bigger cynics lead him around by the end of his teenage nose. He had it right in the first place, but he got swayed by one willful misinterpretation after another, to the point where he became weak and caved in. He is now a perfect useful idiot–an alienated pretend-leftist parroting the neo-con line–and it’s sad as hell to see, especially in one so young. But at the same time, it’s not so surprising that he turned out that way. I know that process all too well, having escaped from it myself.Maybe it’s the fact that I came at all this from the opposite side that enables me to see it; maybe because I’m more than twice Sami’s age. Maybe it’s both of those and a whole lot of other things besides. But I was an idealist who didn’t know it at 19. The side of me that cared and wanted to change the world was there, but it was dormant, stifled by what I kept hearing–that it was useless even to try. I was misled by media and my adult life has been largely an exercise in onion-peeling as a result. I was a conservative kid stuck in the cynical pose, mainly because I didn’t know what else to be. And mainly because the mainstream of the media up here in Canada is that way, believe it or not! In my teens, it was the “there is no alternative” conservatwaddle of Thatcher and Reagan that held sway, and the media fed it all to us with very little if any critical examination. Had I not gone to university at that age, and become acquainted with a much wider range of viewpoints (some of them–gasp–socialist!), I might never have questioned the incessant barrage of false messages I got as I was growing up. I would not have realized that there IS an alternative, and it is us. I would not have embarked on political activism, working to change the bad laws and stagnant social mores that we were told were here to stay. And I certainly would not have seen the positive social changes that have come as a result of people working in concert to make the world better.And I too might have become, and remained, as Sami Kent is right now. The fact that I did not, is something I owe squarely to alternative, independent media. I first became acquainted with indie newspapers at university; I wound up writing, irregularly, for a couple of them myself during that time. It was a beginning, but it was only a beginning. Not until I began reading alternative news on the ‘net did I finally realize just how much and how badly we are being lied to. And the story that brought it all to a head for me…was that of Hugo Chávez. It became impossible to believe anything the anglo mainstream sources wrote about him; at best it was only half true, and a half truth is as bad as flat-out lie. And what made the lie obvious to me is the very story that Sami Kent first adored and then forgot–this one right here:It was the people who put Chávez in the presidency, and the people who brought him back. It is the people who are keeping him there right now; it is the people to whom he answers. If that is not the perfect example of socialist democracy at work, I don’t know what is. No, Sami, Hugo Chávez did not break your heart. The anglo whore media did. Isn’t it time you took it back from them?The Bolivarian revolution has a legacy that leaders actively seek to avoid. It is an especially galling process for someone who believes in the compatibility of democracy and socialism. In fact, when Chávez started to talk about his socialist project in Venezuela, opposed to an anti-imperialist one, he lost his first referendum ever in December 2007. I had misinterpreted Chávez’s early support: it had always been nationalist and not socialist.Now, at the not-very-ripe age of 19, I find my increasing disillusionment with the revolution has had more impact on my personal political development than anything else. I still cling to the hope that in 2013, defeated in an election, he will leave peacefully. History, I feel, would then judge him well, and my early praise of him would have been justified.I am aware that this process, from idealism to cynicism, is one that many go through in their lives. It is a painful but necessary step to recognise and criticise the faults of our former heroes. I feel it is a journey I have not yet completed. I am still an idealist, I will just need to relearn my lesson to put faith in principles rather than politicians.
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Festive Left Friday Blogging: It’s now official…
A little birdie has informed me that Chavecito’s follower count…
…has now surpassed:
And that’s not all! He’s also beaten this guy:
…who, you may recall, once wore a certain shirt. Who sucks now, eh? Suck THAT, Alejandro.
Heroes for Today: Courage and kindness in Gaza
A young Palestinian improvises inventions to help those disabled by injuries sustained in the repeated bombardments the Gaza Strip has suffered in recent years. Even in the midst of travel and trade restrictions imposed by Israel, he still manages to get materials–sometimes found objects and “junk”–and help others. Ingenuity at work!(Yup, another new category. Look for lots more entries to come!)
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