Stupid Sex Tricks: I love a man in tighty-whities…

And gee, don’t they go GREAT with Hot Chocolate? LOL!

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Teh Heterostoopid: Who needs gay marriage…

…when straight marriages like this are sufficient unto themselves for the wrecking of traditional holy matrimony?

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PS: Nice homonymic Freudian slip there in the response, too.

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Teh Heterostoopid: Epic Homophobia Fail

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And trust me, it takes a gay guy to point out THAT fashion faux pas…

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Need feedback, please…

Hey, all. I’m hearing some complaints from regular commenters that their feedback isn’t getting through. Would everyone who’s commented here before please drop something in the slot below (can be just “test” if you can’t think of anything else to say) and help me figure out what’s wrong?

Those who also know my regular e-mail address can drop a line there to let me know they “tested”, so we’ll see how many of those got missed.

Thanks…and here’s hoping everyone gets through!

EDIT, 8:07 pm: Cort writes in that he commented. So far, no notification and nothing on my comment management page. Hmmm.

EDIT #2, 8:11 pm: Going through my “spam comments” and finding a lot of non-spams from my friends in there. Clearly resetting my spam threshold for more aggression is trapping a lot of wheat with the chaff. Anything less than 5 days old should still be in there, however…just a matter of time sorting it out. Hang in there, folks!

(And if you commented more than five days ago, feel free to re-comment on the entry in question. I’m gonna try resetting my spam filters to see if that doesn’t make a difference, now that the troll I wanted to be rid of is perma-blocked.)

EDIT #3, 9:08 pm: Rescued all the legit comments I could find. If one of yours got lost in the process due to being posted more than 5 days ago, let me know–or just try, try again. Sorry for the inconvenience!

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Can we call Colombia a failed state yet?

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I mean, this many dead, in one grave, this year alone…it’s kind of telling, isn’t it?

During a visit by a British delegation of parliamentarians and union leaders, the remains of 2,000 persons were found in a mass grave in La Macarena.

According to current information, it is impossible to identify any of the victims.

Jairo Ramírez, spokesman of the Permanent Committee for the Defence of Human Rights, told Caracol Radio that forced disappearances are still occurring in Colombia.

According to Ramírez, several of those found in the mass grave were killed this year.

Translation mine.

Just to put things in a bit of perspective, three thousand desaparecidos were killed in Chile during the reign of Pinochet. That’s just one thousand more than were found in this one grave in Colombia. An estimated thirty thousand is the number most commonly attributed to the Argentine military junta of 1976-83. How long has Colombia’s civil war (and its offshoot drug-gang wars) been raging now? Five decades at least.

Two thousand is an awful lot for one mass grave alone in Colombia, and it’s not the only one.

Meanwhile, for a further bit of perspective, let’s look at a neighboring country…namely Ecuador, which got the Colombian treatment in March of last year:

“The strategic intelligence processed from the Manta base was fundamental for the pursuit and location of Raúl Reyes, who was a priority target for the government of Colombia,” reads a report from the Truth and Transparency Commission created in Quito this past March.

According to the document, the treaty between Ecuador and the United States concerning the Manta base “for control of narcotrafficking, overstepped its stated ends”. The investigation also found that the US financing of Ecuador for the presumed co-operation in the War on Drugs “determined the submission” of its security organisms.

On the other hand, the commission ruled out all relations between President Correa and the FARC, in contradiction to the Colombian government’s claims. Last weekend, Correa responded to the contents of a book written by the Colombian ex-minister of defence, Juan Manuel Santos, assuring that Santos lied about the alleged ties between the government of Ecuador and the FARC.

“The ex-minister Santos, poor man, keeps lying to us,” said Correa of Santos’ book, “Checkmate to Terror”, which tells the tale of the Uribe government against the armed group.

Again, translation mine.

Isn’t it funny how intelligence processed at a US base in Ecuador–was used in a bombing of Ecuadorian turf? And isn’t it funny how the bombers came from Colombia, where the US is now installing the seven bases it “needs” to replace the one that bad, bad Rafael Correa, damn his Ecuadorable little ass, isn’t letting them use anymore to arrange further bombings of Ecuador, along with Venezuela and assorted peasant villages in the Colombian jungles?

And yet, Colombia is supposedly a model democracy, and Venezuela and Ecuador are the regional bad guys.

Go figure.

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Just plane great

Peanut butter and chocolate: Two great tastes that taste great together.

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Chavecito and Sukhoi plane, celebrating 89 years of military aviation in Venezuela: same thing.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Guess that answers THAT question…

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Yeah, that would be MY reaction, too.

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How very convenient…

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Why are these mothers still marching? Because justice has not been served…and their children are still missing.

Isn’t it funny how many repressors from the dictatorial age of the Argentine junta are getting away with murder–literally? Look who’s going to miss his own trial:

The repressor Alfredo Astiz was admitted to the Naval hospital in Buenos Aires, 24 hours before the beginning of the trial for the Task Force which operated in the Navy Mechanics’ School (ESMA) during the last military dictatorship.

Astiz was transferred from the Marcos Paz penitentiary, where he was in preventive custody, due to an apparent complication of a kidney tumor.

The hospitalization of Astiz makes it unlikely that he will be present for the opening of the trial which Oral Tribunal No. 5 (TOF 5) will begin on Friday for 19 repressors, for crimes against humanity committed at the ESMA.

Among the 19 who will be tried, along with Astiz, are Jorge “El Tigre” Acosta, Antonio Pernías, Jorge Rádice, Juan Carlos Rolón, Carlos Capdevilla, and Ricardo Miguel Cavallo.

Among the crimes for which they will be tried are the kidnapping and disappearance of the journalist Rodolfo Walsh, and the French nuns Léonie Duquet and Alice Domon.

The trial against the ESMA torturers has already been suspended twice. The first time, it was postponed due to proceedings for crimes committed in the Campo de Mayo jurisdiction, in which life sentences were handed out to ex-subcommander Jorge Olivera Roverre and ex-colonel Bernardo Menéndez. Three other chiefs were acquitted. Later, the trial was again postponed because one of the tribunal judges had to be replaced.

This Thursday, from noon to midnight, several human-rights organizations will be holding a Resistance March, which takes place every December 10, at the Plaza de Mayo, in memory of the 30,000 disappeared persons.

The 29th march will be headed by the Grandmothers of Plaza de Mayo, Mothers of Plaza de Mayo, HIJOS, families of the disappeared and political prisoners, and Siblings. Among other things they are calling for the living reappearance of Julio López, the witness who disappeared just before the trial of the repressor, Miguel Etchecolatz.

Translation mine. Linkage added.

The comments at the site are full of anger, as well they might be. Alfredo Astiz is one of the most infamous of the ESMA’s many foul repressors. Along with the murders of the French nuns, who had worked with the poor in the farming province of Corrientes, he is also known to have infiltrated the Mothers of Plaza de Mayo, pretending he had lost a brother to the dictatorship. It was a lie, of course. As was Astiz’s later claim that he was “just following orders”. One of the leading Mothers wound up being “disappeared” herself; that was Astiz’s doing.

Up to now, Astiz has gone largely unpunished. What justice has found him, has been at the hands of ordinary citizens taking revenge the only way they could. According to Marguerite Feitlowitz’s A Lexicon of Terror,

The first assault was in the ski resort of San Carlos de Bariloche. Astiz and a female companion were waiting for the bus to take them to the slopes, when the Blond Angel [Astiz] was recognized by a former detainee in the camp called Vesuvius. “All I could see were [the Mothers’] white kerchiefs,” said the assailant, Alfredo Chávez, a witness at the trial of the ex-commanders. “Son of a bitch! Killer of adolescents!” he yelled, and punched Astiz in the nose. […] Encouraged by the [navy], Astiz filed suit. For counsel he retained Pedro Bianchi, the lawyer who was defending Erich Priebke, the Nazi who, until his extradition, lived close to the Bariloche ski resort. The next attack took place in greater Buenos Aires; the assailants this time were two brothers, age nineteen and twenty, taking their dog to the vet. […] En route, a car pulled in front of them, blocking their way. From behind his window, the driver, Astiz, taunted the boys with an obscene gesture. The captain was recognized by the younger brother. Though this attack was worse, neither Astiz nor the navy reported it to the police. No one came to the captain’s defense as the brothers pulled him from his car, hit him so hard in the mouth his dental plate popped out, then bashed in the hood of his vehicle. “Good boys! Kill him!” yelled a woman through the open window of a bus. […] The boys’ father, a devoutly religious man, did not defend his sons’ behavior, but offered an explanation that struck a chord with many parents with whom I spoke: “This is what happens after you’re obliged to tell your children that justice here doesn’t function as it should, that the courts refused to castigate the most horrendous crimes of a horrendous dictatorship.”

What the father said explains a lot, does it not?

This is why, in Argentina, there is still so much unresolved. The courts are often stacked with old repressors or their sympathizers; the police and military ranks likewise. Corrupt politicians are as common as dirt. With “authorities” like that, is it any wonder that ordinary citizens are reduced to hauling known repressors like Astiz out of their cars and beating the shit out of them?

And is it any wonder that the HIJOS, the Mothers and Grandmothers of Plaza de Mayo, the “reappeared” ones, and so many others, hold these big annual protest marches?

Until there is real change in Argentina, this seems to be the form that justice will take–a combination of angry, impulsive outbursts and dignified organized protests that make so much noise that no one could miss them.

(Muchas gracias to Otto for drawing my attention to this story.)

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When will the fetus fetishists start claiming ones like this?

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Honestly…you couldn’t make this up if you tried:

For nearly five days, police said, Veronica D. Deramous kept the pregnant woman, bound with duct tape, inside her Suitland apartment, giving her food and drink to keep her alive. Deramous wanted the woman’s unborn baby girl, police said, and was willing to get it by any means.

Sometime over the weekend, police said, Deramous turned up the volume on the TV, shoved a rag in the woman’s mouth and put a piece of tape over it. Then she uttered a chilling warning.

“You’re strong,” Deramous told her victim, according to police. “You can handle what I’m going to do to you.”

Using a few box cutters and a razor blade, Deramous cut into the woman’s abdomen, police said. When the woman, 29 and homeless, escaped sometime in the next 24 hours, her placenta, stomach and intestines were still exposed.

Incidentally, the victim had to have an emergency c-section; she and her daughter, aptly named “Miracle”, are both doing fine.

But really, doesn’t this behavior just sound like something out of Butterbox Babies, or perhaps an extreme version of a Christian “shepherding home”? Bit of both, maybe–in this case, the unlicensed fauxtetrician and the “shepherder” were one and the same.

Whatever it is, I think the anti-choice movement should own up and claim this crazy woman as one of their own.

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Economics for Dummies: All you need to know about the US healthcare reforms

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