Wankers of the Week: Pissing Jesus Off edition

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The people listed below don’t know it, but the man pictured above was THE original socialist. And that’s why he would be SO pissed off at them…

1. The Fucking C Street Mafia. For usurping Jesus’s name. Newsflash, folks: You are not the Christ. Hell, you’re not even halfway decent Christians. Oh, fuck it–you’re not Christians at all, and neither is anyone who voted for you bozos. You don’t love God, you don’t love your fellow man; all you love is Mammon (why else the attacks on economic justice?). Oh, and you’re all going straight to hell, so you can spare the prayers.

2. Sarah Fucking Palin. Why did this bogus maverick quit? It’s the ethics scandals, stupid! Funny how it’s always the chirrupy, syrupy “Christian” women who turn out to be the sleaziest skanks of all, eh? This one is especially pathetic; not only does she have her own “-gates” site, she can’t even own up to her own numerous wrongdoings. And she’s still on Twitter as AKGovSarahPalin, even though she’s not the AK Gov anymore. Jesus doesn’t like people like that!

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3. All these fucking wingnutters who were supposed to be meeting in Miami. Is that still on, or is it all kaputsky since their special guest, the car-stealing, coup-mongering general from Honduras, bailed?

4. Mark Fucking Sanford. Why did the C Street hypocrite refuse Obama’s economic stimulus money for his state of South Carolina? Oh, probably because he’d have to account for how he spent it…and that would mean fewer first-class visits to his Argentine whore. Not to mention FAR fewer opportunities to claim that Jesus was finally back in control of him. Hey Mark, how about YOU just controlling yourself? What a novel idea. Then Jesus wouldn’t be so fucking pissed at you (which he still is–bank on it.)

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5. Chip Fucking Pickering. Shit, who needs gays to wreck traditional marriage when you’ve got hypocritical, sleazy C Street wingnuts whose wives are suing their mistresses?

6. and 7. These two old motherfuckers pictured below:

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For all the reasons stated above, and then some.

8. Last but not least, the fucking Roman Catholic church leaders of Honduras. Despite their many and vociferous denials, they are plainly in favor of the coup. Praising it with faint damnation SERIOUSLY pisses Jesus off. So does playing sleazy, anti-Venezuelan politics. Shame on their antidemocratic asses!

And that’s it for this week, folks. Go now, and wank no more.

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Honduras: one worth a thousand

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A woman protests against police repression in Honduras. To me, this one says it all: Things look bad just a few feet behind her, but she’s still standing, still defiant, still waiting the forces of dictatorship out. And still hoisting her flag for democracy.

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Zelaya returns, kinda sorta…

He was able to cross the chained-off border to Honduras from neighboring Nicaragua (and kudos to Daniel Ortega for giving him safe harbor and passage through that country–Augusto Sandino would approve.) In the second video, there’s a minor security incident–Zelaya is approached by an unknown but suspicious individual, who, according to this report at YVKE Mundial, was possibly either a soldier or policeman sent by the coupmongers to infiltrate. The posse of Honduran supporters who were with him would not let the stranger get close enough to Zelaya (who wore no bulletproof vest or body armor of any kind) to do him any harm. The stranger retreated back to Honduran territory.

In the end, though, Zelaya returned to Nicaraguan soil, in order to demand to speak to the coup general, Romeo Vázquez, and to wait for the contingent of loyal Honduran soldiers who were supposed to escort him back to his rightful presidential desk. Cojones? Mel Zelaya haz ’em, and they’re solid, stainless steel.

Not only that, but according to the documentary on Nicaragua recently screened on La Hojilla (see it here, in the first slot), this represents and interesting and ironic karmic turn. During the ’80s, Honduras was used by the US, particularly the CIA and its Contra puppets, as a staging base for anti-Nicaragua, anti-Sandinista military attacks. Now, Nicaragua is turning things around–helping its Honduran neighbors get their democracy back from a bunch of US-backed putschists.

It’s amazing and beautiful to see the co-operation and the solidarity between these progressive forces, uniting throughout Latin America. And it’s not just between Nicaragua and Honduras, but ALL OVER THE AMERICAS. This illegitimate “de facto government” is getting no recognition ANYWHERE.

The tide is definitely turning on this coup and the putschists are unquestionably losing ground (and face!), but things have not yet reached their climax. Stay tuned.

PS: The OAS’s Insulza criticized Zelaya’s gutsy move, but the UN’s Miguel D’Escoto praised it as “heroic and correct”. My money’s on the UN–the OAS is too often a puppet to the US, IMNSHO. Ultimately, though, it will be Zelaya–with the backing of his fellow LatAm progressive leaders–who will resolve this matter definitively, and not any Costa Rican toady or US interloper (yes, Hill, this means YOU. STFU!)

PPS: WTF is up with the Honduran Red Cross? Taking the side of the putschists??? Seriously–WTFF?

PPPS: You know that the fit has really hit the shan when Lula of Brazil–Washington’s pet “good leftist”, in contrast to the “bad” ones in Venezuela, Bolivia, Ecuador, etc.–weighs in and pronounces the coup “not to be tolerated”. Oops, there goes the neighborhood!

PPPPS: And of course, the MASSES of Hondurans with the social justice movements are being stopped at no fewer than six police checkpoints between Tegucigalpa and the border–no doubt to help prevent them from escorting their president back home and acting as a living suit of body armor for the man who refuses to wear Kevlar. Well, at least none of the federales are dumb enough to try to detain Zelaya. Nope, repression always plays better when it’s done only to little “nobodies”–like the majority of Hondurans, say. That way, the media whores can cover it up better and just keep blatting their usual stupid “compromise” crap, no?

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: An unlikely hero takes the streets of Caracas

From Venezuela, a cinematic offering that promises to be full of Bolivarian fun:

He’s likable, a gentleman, well versed in the ideals of Simón Bolívar, respects traffic lights, and…he’s a biker. His name? Libertador Morales, “The Justicer”, who will be making the rounds of movie theatres as of July 31, in this year’s first showing by the Villa del Cine.

The author and director of this film is Efterpi Charalambidis, a Venezuelan filmmaker whose first feature film is based on the daily reality in which she was born and grew up: the centre of Caracas and its various denizens.

In this scenario, she developed Libertador Morales, a young mototaxista and messenger who is affected by crimes occurring in his neighborhood. So he creates an alter ego: “El Justiciero”, and by night, with a black outfit and a fast motorbike, he breaks all the rules to stop a band of thieves terrorizing his community.

This contrast, according to Charalambidis, defines various aspects of this character, who comes into conflict with his concept of justice in assuming this attitude, and must face the consequences it brings.

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Regarding the message she wants to send, the filmmaker commented that it’s also a reflection on the topic of justice and powerlessness against insecurity, and that she also wanted to vindicate the motorcyclists, given that the public has a negative image of them.

“There are lots of guys like Libertador, I’ve known them, but the city doesn’t put limits on them either and, as I said to one of the actors of the film, the one who plays Libertador’s best friend: It’s not a case of evil, but of practicality–they have to move by the rhythms of the city.”

Translation mine.

Incidentally, there are literally hundreds (or thousands?) of real-life Libertadors buzzing the streets of Caracas on their motorbikes. Not only do they ferry ordinary folks around on their daily errands, they were heroes during the coup of ’02, when they became alternative-media messengers who carried the truth about the events–a truth the lamestream media refused to show–from street to street, shouting it from their bikes. They also helped carry the injured to hospital, and were active in the protests against the Carmona dictatorship.

I wonder when and if this film will be made available on DVD up here. I’d love to see it!

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What the lamestream media STILL isn’t showing about Honduras

The National Front of Popular Resistence to the Coup D’état is still going strong, holding assemblies. As you can see, this one was a packed house. These Hondurans are totally opposed to any “reconciliation talks” (which the lamestream media are touting as some kind of Great White Hope) between the legitimate government and these phonies who just antidemocratically installed themselves, with no popular consultation. And they’re right: since when can there be any “reconciliation” between those who were democratically elected, and these illegal usurpers? That shit wouldn’t fly in North America or anywhere in Europe, so why should Latin Americans have to put up with it?

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Music for a Sunday: Sing along with Chavecito and El Ecuadorable!

This was too cute not to post. Chavecito can really sing!

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A few random thoughts on Walter Cronkite

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Walter Cronkite announcing the death of JFK. I take off my glasses to you, sir.

A venerable man passed away this week at a venerable age. His name was Walter Cronkite, and he was 92 years old.

Some called him a “Voice of God”–which, for all its reverential implication, simply means a male news reader with a voice that sounds authoritative even when reading off a grocery list. (Canadian actor Lorne Greene–Bonanza‘s beloved “Pa Cartwright”–was also known as such during World War II, when he worked as a radio announcer for the CBC.)

Walter Cronkite was more than that. When he spoke, he didn’t only sound authoritative–he was it. People knew when the war in Vietnam was well and truly lost for the US–it was so because Walter Cronkite took a good hard look at it and declared it unwinnable. His judgment was sound, based not only on casualty reports (the Vietnamese had several times more casualties than their enemy, but that didn’t stop them) but on the fact that the US troops knew they were fighting an immoral war based on a lie. Cronkite had the guts to tell that exactly as it was.

Interestingly, he was also right about another war, although this is less well known. (I didn’t find out about it till today.) Did you know that he also “called” the War on Drugs? It’s true. Unfortunately, his prescience has not shaped public policy nearly as much as it has mirrored public opinion. This failed war still rages, with ugly implications for, among other places, South America. And yes, plenty of lies are being uttered in the service of it. All of them come from lesser journalists.

Interestingly, for a “Voice of God”, Walter Cronkite never pretended an impartiality he didn’t feel. When John F. Kennedy was killed, Cronkite took off his horn-rims and blinked in pained disbelief, clearly fighting tears. He was not afraid to show emotion, be it grief or–when the Apollo 11 lunar mission took off–jubilation. He felt no obligation to come off as a cypher in the interests of that bogus journalistic ideal, “objectivity”. This, too, underscored his authority–it let the audience know it was getting the real deal. When he said “And that’s they way it was…”, you knew he meant it. The man was avuncular, but he was not bland.

I miss Walter Cronkite terribly. He slowly slid out of the spotlight before I took a serious interest in journalism, and that’s too bad. We need more like him today. Unfortunately, the best we had was Dan Rather, and he soiled himself shamefully after 9-11. Would Walter Cronkite have choked like that? Most assuredly not. I like to think he would have followed the truth wherever it led, whomever it inconvenienced and whatever nefarious, costly agenda it would have hurt. Walter Cronkite was no liar, no sellout, no crapaganda whore. He was a journalist’s journalist, and while there were precious few of them in his time, there are even fewer of them today.

How I miss him. Oh, how I miss him!

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Now THIS makes much more sense!

The Hillary-Matacuras interview, remixed. I think it’s much better this way, don’t you?

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Bicentennial in Bolivia

The capital city of La Paz celebrated its 200th year of independence this past week, and it was a big bash…so big that leaders from all over Latin America came to take part. Check out the luminaries:

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El Ecuadorable showed up looking very groovy in his very grooviest shirt. Check out that pose! Do you think he got thunderous applause?

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Lugo’s spotlight was so bright, he had to wear shades.

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The legitimate chancellor of Honduras, Patricia Rodas, also showed up to represent her country. There was understandable pain in her eyes, but she had to know that the good guys were in solidarity.

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And of course, Big ‘n’ Handsome was there, looking like a teddy bear in his cozy red scarf…

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There was also an unprecedented military parade in which traditionally-dressed indigenous walked shoulder to shoulder with those in uniform. These well-dressed cholitas carried a banner of a military hero, and a female one at that: Juana Azurduy de Padilla.

But you know who shone the brightest? Take a wild guess…and try not to let your tongue hang out too far:

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It was 40 years ago today…

…but the Moon Landing has yet to give up a secret or two:

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Y’know, I always did suspect…

Meanwhile, the sentiments of W.H. Auden and Anne Sexton are worth reading.

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