Lindsay Shepherd, the teaching assistant who rose to prominence after she was controversially disciplined for showing her class part of a TVOntario program on gender-neutral pronouns, is suing Wilfrid Laurier University, two professors, and a manager of the school’s Diversity and Equity Office.
She claims harassment, intentional infliction of nervous shock, negligence, and constructive dismissal. The “attacks” on her “have rendered her unemployable in academia,” she claims, and forced her to abandon her career plans for further graduate study and teaching.
The statement of claim, which seeks $3.6 million, was filed Tuesday in Waterloo, Ont., and as yet no statements of defence have been filed.
$3.6 fucking million? Girl, sit DOWN.
Nobody rendered you unemployable but yourself. You’re the one who made the shitty decision to play back Jordan Fucking Peterson’s dumb maunderings to your students. You’re the one who formed that widdle Freeze Peach club at WLU. You’re the one who invited those Nazis to speak on campus, and hung out in their company quite happily until a fire alarm got pulled.
You seriously believed you could get away with it, just because WLU initially did nothing to stop it. You no doubt thought that academic freedom meant freedom from the consequences of your actions.
And now that it’s all blown up in your face and you’ve been called to account for said actions, you’re whining that you’ve been “attacked”? And you expect to get rich off your own stupidity? Girl, BYE.
By now, this could be the plotline for a schlocky TV movie of the week: Stupid white person does stupid white thing; gets called out for it (frequently, but not exclusively, by non-white people); panics; whines that they’re being “attacked”; sues if possible; if suing not possible, sets up Patreon account and rakes in big bucks from other stupid, mostly white people who can’t tell the difference between accountability and harassment either. This shit is so predictable, you could almost tell time by it.
And of course, Lindsay Shepherd being a stupid white person, that plotline is exactly the trajectory she’s following.
Yes, she has at least one post-secondary degree. Yes, she did manage to wangle a slot as a teaching assistant. No, getting into post-secondary education and being a TA doesn’t mean you’re automatically and inherently immune to Teh Stoopid. Lots of stupid people even have doctorates; take Sebastian Fucking Gorka, for example (please!).
And Jordan Peterson, to whom she clearly harkens, is one such person. He’s been deemed, quite appropriately, to be “the stupid person’s smart person”, because he confirms the biases of idiots in a convoluted quasi-intellectual manner, with a high academic gloss that looks pretty bright if you’re not close enough to it to notice all the crazing and chipping, or just can’t be arsed to peel it all off and see what’s really underneath, as really smart people are wont to do.
And now Jordan Peterson, it seems, has convinced her that there’s big money to be made in playing the whiny white victim of a multicolored, multicultural lynch mob. After all, that gig is working out rather well for him at the moment.
The problem with trying to profit off of white whine, however, is that when you’ve thrown in your lot with Nazis, getting that stain off your skin is a lot harder than it looks. Right now, the so-called “alt-right” and its allies are having a moment. But that moment is passing quickly. And when it’s gone, what’s left but the taint?
So yeah, Linz, good luck with all that. You’re gonna need it. Ha, ha.
Is this Peterson guy dangerous? Maybe not physically (Jordan Peterson is not an impressive physical specimen, regardless of his “dominant lobster” posturing attempts). But mentally? Yes indeed. And no one knows better than his U of T colleague, Prof. Bernard Schiff, who initially championed him, and later came to question that decision. Here are some representative snippets:
Several years ago, Jordan Peterson told me he wanted to buy a church. This was long before he became known as “the most influential public intellectual in the Western world,” as he was described in the pages of the New York Times a few months ago. It was before he was fancied to be a truth-telling sage who inspired legions, and the author of one of the bestselling books in the world this year. He was just my colleague and friend.
I assumed that it was for a new home — there was a trend in Toronto of converting religious spaces, vacant because of their dwindling congregations, into stylish lofts — but he corrected me. He wanted to establish a church, he said, in which he would deliver sermons every Sunday.
He wanted to actually lead a church? That sounds cultish already. And that’s only the beginning:
I am alarmed by his now-questionable relationship to truth, intellectual integrity and common decency, which I had not seen before. His output is voluminous and filled with oversimplifications which obscure or misrepresent complex matters in the service of a message which is difficult to pin down. He can be very persuasive, and toys with facts and with people’s emotions. I believe he is a man with a mission. It is less clear what that mission is.
Well, yes and no, Prof. Schiff. I’d say that his mission is clear enough, judging by the overall behavior of the man and the far-right nature of his followers. I smell a right-wing Jim Jones here. One who is leveraging his past (modest) achievements in the field of psychology to sell snake oil and poisoned Kool-Aid to the masses, and succeeding in getting a lot of Freeze Peach absolutists on board with what is ultimately a very unsavory mission to be the defender of the defended, voice of the voiceful, and the empowerer of the already-too-powerful. But I’m getting ahead of myself a bit here, so let’s snip some more…
We did not share research interests but it was clear that his work was solid. My colleagues on the search committee were skeptical — they felt he was too eccentric — but somehow I prevailed. (Several committee members now remind me that they agreed to hire him because they were “tired of hearing me shout over them.”) I pushed for him because he was a divergent thinker, self-educated in the humanities, intellectually flamboyant, bold, energetic and confident, bordering on arrogant. I thought he would bring a new excitement, along with new ideas, to our department.
He joined us in the summer of 1998. Because I liked him, and also because I had put myself on the line for him, I took him under my wing. I made sure he went up for promotion to associate professor the following year, as the hiring committee had promised, and I went to the dean to get him a raise when the department chairperson would not.
This is interesting, and raises a red flag. What did the colleagues (not named, probably to protect their privacy from all the Peterson fanboys) know that Prof. Schiff was unwilling or unable, as yet, to see and confront here? And what were the department chair’s reasons for not promoting him or giving him a raise? We don’t know, but if Peterson’s behavior in the limelight is any indication, I’d say their concerns were pretty well founded. The man’s no genius (he’s an intellectual slob actually), but he appears to enjoy being thought of as such. And he’s not a bit shy about seeking the status of a guru, nor is he offering more than weak and token protest against the far-rightists who have latched onto his Freeze Peach arguments with the greatest enthusiasm. Who does that remind you of? (As a Bad German, I could tell you what it looks like to me, but again…that would be getting ahead of myself. Onwards.)
On campus, he was as interesting as I had expected him to be. His research on alcoholism, and then personality, was solid, but his consuming intellectual interests lay elsewhere. He had been an undergraduate in political science in Edmonton, where he had become obsessed with the Cold War. He switched to psychology in order to understand why some people would, as he once told me, destroy everything — their past, their present and their future — because of strong beliefs. That was the subject of his first book, Maps of Meaning, published in 1999, and the topic of his most popular undergraduate course.
He was, however, more eccentric than I had expected. He was a maverick. Even though there was nothing contentious about his research, he objected in principle to having it reviewed by the university research ethics committee, whose purpose is to protect the safety and well-being of experiment subjects.
He requested a meeting with the committee. I was not present but was told that he had questioned the authority and expertise of the committee members, had insisted that he alone was in a position to judge whether his research was ethical and that, in any case, he was fully capable of making such decisions himself. He was impervious to the fact that subjects in psychological research had been, on occasion, subjected to bad experiences, and also to the fact that both the Canadian and United States governments had made these reviews mandatory. What was he doing! I managed to make light of this to myself by attributing it to his unbridled energy and fierce independence, which were, in many other ways, virtues. That was a mistake.
Another thing to which I did not give sufficient concern was his teaching. As the undergraduate chair, I read all teaching reviews. His were, for the most part, excellent and included eyebrow-raising comments such as “This course has changed my life.” One student, however, hated the course because he did not like “delivered truths.” Curious, I attended many of Jordan’s lectures to see for myself.
Remarkably, the 50 students always showed up at 9 a.m. and were held in rapt attention for an hour. Jordan was a captivating lecturer — electric and eclectic — cherry-picking from neuroscience, mythology, psychology, philosophy, the Bible and popular culture. The class loved him. But, as reported by that one astute student, Jordan presented conjecture as statement of fact. I expressed my concern to him about this a number of times, and each time Jordan agreed. He acknowledged the danger of such practices, but then continued to do it again and again, as if he could not control himself.
He was a preacher more than a teacher.
Okay, that snippet was a bit lengthy, but you can see the red flags going up all over it here, can you not? Obsession with communism (which by that time was no longer considered a threat by any political scientist worthy of note); objection to a routine review of his work by the university ethics committee (WHY?); questioning the qualifications of others to review him, while trying to position himself as being above question (uh-oh!); objection “in principle” to mandatory reviews designed to protect the safety of persons being used as psychological research subjects (double uh-oh); unwillingness to realize that some of those subjects had been mentally abused (MKULTRA in Montréal, anyone?); and most insidious, but also most telling, the “delivered truths” that some of his more fanatical students found “life-changing”.
That last is a huge red flag to anyone who, like me, has had some experience with New Age religious movements and cults. We learn to spot the potential charlatans pretty quickly, because they rake in the big money, and buzzwords like “truth” and “it changed my life” figure strongly in THEIR sales spiels, too. And if you think I exaggerate their dangers, you might want to take a gander at this next snippet:
Always intense, it seemed that, over time, Jordan was becoming even more so. He had periods of incredible energy when, in addition to his academic work, he ran a business selling the personality assessment tools that he had developed. He actively collected Soviet, and then Mexican art, on eBay. He maintained a clinical practice. He was preoccupied with alternative health treatments including fighting off the signs of aging as they appear on the skin, and, one time, even shamanic healing practices, where, to my great surprise and distress, he chose to be the shaman himself. And he did all of that with the same great fervour and commitment.
Again: Obsession with communism (specifically, “Socialist Realism” style art); peddling his own program (snake oil with an academic gloss?); “alternative health treatments” aimed at fighting the signs of aging on the skin (which, as any good dermatologist could tell you, should be viewed with caution — and seem not to have worked either, because the man is definitely showing all his age and then some).
And oh yeah, “shamanic healing practices” in which Peterson played the shaman, himself. On what authority? Given the pattern established above, I’m going to go way out on a limb and guess that the “authority” was strictly self-arrogated, by none other than Jordan Peterson — who has published no peer-reviewed studies of his own in shamanism, and probably got what he did from the same hokey New Age sections in bookstores where I saw them (and gave the vast majority a leery side-eye, because holy snake oil, Batman).
Meanwhile, the red flags just keep on adding up:
What was off-putting was his tendency to be categorical about his positions, reminiscent of his lectures where he presented personal theories as absolute truths. I rarely challenged him. He overwhelmed challenges with volumes of information that were hard to process and evaluate. He was more forceful than I, and had a much quicker mind. Also, again evocative of what I saw in the classroom, he sometimes appeared to be in the thrall of his ideas and would not, or could not, constrain himself and self-monitor what he was saying.
Categorical positions. Overwhelmed colleagues with information that was hard to process (that argumentation style, BTW, is called the Gish Gallop, and is a hallmark of the snake-oil peddler). And most unnerving, his ideas kept running away with him in class, and he made no effort to check or moderate himself. (Again, this Bad German is reminded of someone who acted much the same way in his own speeches. Oh, whoever could it be???)
All of this could still be harmless enough, had it remained contained in U of T’s ivy-hung halls. But it wasn’t.
Jordan’s first high-profile public battle, and for many people their introduction to the man, followed his declaration that he would not comply with Bill C-16, an amendment to the Canadian Human Rights Act extending its protections to include gender identity and expression. He would refuse to refer to students using gender neutral pronouns. He then upped the stakes by claiming that, for this transgression, he could be sent to jail.
Which, of course, he wasn’t. He’s still out there, preaching away, completely unimpeded. But interestingly, and characteristically, he’s changed his tune ever so slightly:
Jordan told me if he refused to pay the fine he could go to jail. That is not the same as being jailed for what you say, but it did ennoble him as a would-be martyr in the defence of free speech. He was a true free speech “warrior” who was willing to sacrifice and run roughshod over his students to make a point. He could have spared his students and chosen to sidestep the issue and refer to them by their names. And if this was truly a matter of free speech he could have challenged the Human Rights Act, off-campus and much earlier, by openly using language offensive to any of the already-protected groups on that list.
Ah, the martyr complex. I know I’ve seen that somewhere. But where? WHERE???
Note that Jordan Peterson has been neither fined nor jailed, incidentally, for his “pro-free-speech” stance. But people are sending him pots of money, believing that he’s going to need it to bail him out. He won’t. He might need it for a legal settlement, though…one in which he’ll be having to pay up for making others’ lives unduly hard, and actively interfering therein:
Not long afterwards the following message was sent from his wife’s email address exhorting recipients to sign a petition opposing Ontario’s Bill 28. That bill proposed changing the language in legislation about families from “mother” and “father” to the gender-neutral “parents.”
“A new bill, introduced in Ontario on September 29th, subjugates the natural family to the transgender agenda. The bill — misleadingly called the ‘All Families Are Equal Act’ — is moving extremely fast. We must ACT NOW to stop this bill from passing into law.”
This is not a free-speech issue so Jordan is wearing a different political hat. And what does a “transgender agenda” have to do with a bill protecting same-sex parents? What is this all about?
It’s pretty obvious to me what this is all about. Jordan Peterson, self-styled Free Speech Warrior, is going to battle against the free-speech rights of others, and their right to have their families recognized as legally equal to any other. In other words, he’s using his own cries that he’s being oppressed to actively oppress others! Who does that remind you of? It reminds me of someone…
Jordan has studied and understands authoritarian demagogic leaders. They know how to attract a following. In an interview with Ethan Klein in an H3 Podcast, Jordan describes how such leaders learn to repeat those things which make the crowd roar, and not repeat those things that do not. The crowd roared the first time Jordan opposed the so-called “transgender agenda.” Perhaps they would roar again, whether it made sense or not.
But why “transgender” in the first place? In that same interview, Jordan cites Carl Jung, who talked about the effectiveness of powerful emotional oratorical skills to tap into the collective unconscious of a people, and into their anger, resentment, fear of chaos and need for order. He talked about how those demagogic leaders led by acting out the dark desires of the mob.
Interesting how he’s managed to inadvertently psychoanalyze himself here, no? But of course, he’s not a demagogue himself, oh nooooo. He’s just some poor oppressed little psych professor who’s going to jail for refusing to use gender-neutral pronouns when a student requested them! Please send more money via Patreon, NOW!
More recently, when questioned about the merits of “12 Rules for Life”, Jordan answered that he must be doing something right because of the huge response the book has received. How odd given what he said in that same interview about demagogues and cheering crowds. In an article published in January in the Spectator, Douglas Murray described the atmosphere at one of Jordan’s talks as “ecstatic.”
I have no way of knowing whether Jordan is aware that he is playing out of the same authoritarian demagogue handbook that he himself has described. If he is unaware, then his ironic failure, unwillingness, or inability to see in himself what he attributes to them is very disconcerting.
Isn’t it, though? Again, it so reminds me of someone…
His strategy is eerily familiar. In the 1950s a vicious attack on freedom of speech and thought occurred in the United States at the hands of Sen. Joseph McCarthy and the House Un-American Activities Committee. People suspected of having left-wing, “Communist” leanings were blacklisted and silenced. It was a frightening period of lost jobs, broken lives and betrayal. Ironically, around this time the Stasi were doing the same to people in East Berlin who were disloyal to that very same “murderous” ideology.
Well, that’s close. But it’s not quite who I had in mind. I had actually pictured something more like this:
Oops. Too soon? Too bad. Because if the shoe fits…
Jordan has a complex relationship to freedom of speech. He wants to effectively silence those left-wing professors by keeping students away from their courses because the students may one day become “anarchical social revolutionaries” who may bring upon us disruption and violence. At the same time he was advocating cutting funds to universities that did not protect free speech on their campuses. He defended the rights of “alt right” voices to speak at universities even though their presence has given rise to disruption and violence. For Jordan, it appears, not all speech is equal, and not all disruption and violence are equal, either.
If Jordan is not a true free speech warrior, then what is he? The email sent through his wife’s account described Bill 28, the parenting bill, as part of the “transgender agenda” and claimed it was “misleadingly” called “All Families are Equal.” Misleading? What same-sex families and transgender people have in common is their upset of the social order. In Maps of Meaning, Jordan’s first book, he is exercised by the breakdown of the social order and the chaos that he believes would result. Jordan is fighting to maintain the status quo to keep chaos at bay, or so he believes. He is not a free speech warrior. He is a social order warrior.
…he can WEAR that motherfucker. Hitler was a “social order warrior”, too. How do I know? Because I’m German, and I have relatives who lived those times and told the tale. Hitler wasn’t an “agent of chaos”, as Peterson falsely paints him. He was orderly to a fault. Cleanliness wasn’t merely Reinlichkeit, it was Deutsche Reinlichkeit — literally, “German cleanliness”. And that meant racial and ethnic cleansing, too. Jews, Gypsies, believers of religions that didn’t fit the “clean” Catholic and Protestant denominations that were in line with Nazism, atheists, gays, the disabled, labor unions, anybody non-“Aryan” — all had to be “cleansed”. Oh yeah, and so did Marxists, whom he also labelled “Cultural Bolsheviks” (sound familiar???). You already probably know how this was done, so I won’t bother with any history lessons here; all I’ll say is that Peterson, true to form, even gets his role models dead wrong. No, not Carl Jung, who advocated integrating one’s undesirable “Shadow” side with one’s more socially-accepted daylight persona. Herr Gott-Mit-Uns is whose footsteps he’s really following, whether he realizes it or not. At best, he’s a mere charlatan who wants to be a demagogue; at worst, he already is a demagogue with an extensive sphere of political influence. He thinks he’s a martyr for free speech, but actually, he’s a fascist suppressing it, and targeting anyone — academician or student — who dares to dissent from his ultra-orthodox bunkum.
And, in true crapitalist fashion, is making pots of money off it, too.
Thankfully, the Koreans are not sheep, and didn’t pay too much attention to his yapping.
I wouldn’t call this “treason”, BTW, because treason requires one to be a traitor to one’s own country. This isn’t that. This is something uglier by far. This is IMPERIALISM, and the Koreans have had enough of it from their neighbors. The last thing they need is some big-ass country from far across the Pacific meddling in their internal, intra-peninsular affairs.
I’m probably not the only person who wishes the Sheepdog would drown in a vat of kimchi, but let’s be honest: that’s a fate that he might deserve, but that no kimchi deserves.
If you wonder whether I’m disconsolate that Dougie Frod “won”…NOPE. I’m just waiting for the Great Implosion as Premier Drugdealer realizes he’s in WAY over his flaxen, neckless head, and all his frod-ulent promises go to hell along with him. Meanwhile, please enjoy the music.
Ho hum. Just another day in the life of the lead-pill sheeple:
Gotta love Bernie. Not only is this evil “king of communism” (that’s an oxymoron, kiddies) schlepping his own luggage and flying coach, he even asks “Who is this?” He doesn’t know Alex, nor does he care. (He also doesn’t enjoy Secret Service protection — what an elitist!) But his assistant knows all too well who Alex is, and runs interference as best he can, while Alex tries to goad him into a fight he clearly isn’t gonna give.
Alex clearly doesn’t understand any of the political issues, because here he is, babbling on about how socialism destroyed Venezuela. Uh, Alex? Socialism didn’t do that. Good ol’ all-‘murrican CRAPITALISM did. Venezuela’s oil is subsidizing your capitalism, and your Freeze Peach right to babble like a moron about being the “proletariat”, which you most certainly aren’t, if your income is anything to go by.
And the funniest part comes at the end, where Alex growls about the left being evil. Uh, Alex? You’re the one who stalked Bernie all the way to Los Angeles. Ever think it might be you that’s the problem?
So…what is she? Well, how about a co-conspirator in some shady dealings with Moscow?
Here are the details, courtesy Buzzfeed:
In November 2015, Ivanka Trump told Cohen to speak with Klokov, according to the four sources. Cohen had at least one phone conversation with the weightlifter, they said. It is not known what the men discussed over the phone, but they exchanged a string of emails that are now being examined by congressional investigators and federal agents probing Russia’s election meddling.
In one of those emails, Klokov told Cohen that he could arrange a meeting between Donald Trump and Putin to help pave the way for the tower. Later, Cohen sent an email refusing that offer and saying that the Trump Organization already had an agreement in place. He said he was cutting off future communication with Klokov. Copying Ivanka Trump, the Russian responded in a final brusque message, in which he questioned Cohen’s authority to make decisions for the Trump Organization. Frustrated by the exchange, Ivanka Trump questioned Cohen’s refusal to continue communicating with Klokov, according to one of the sources.
[…]
Klokov initially told BuzzFeed News that he did not “send any emails” to Cohen. “I don’t understand why you ask me about this,” Klokov said in text messages. “I’m weightlifter, not a political.” When told that he had sent at least two emails to Cohen and had had a phone conversation with him at Ivanka Trump’s request, Klokov stopped responding.
And if you want to know just HOW embarrassing this is, I’m Canadian, and I know all the words. I can carry the tune, even though I never had to learn it at school. Donnie? You’ll notice how far back from the microphone he was standing, so it wouldn’t pick up just how badly he flubbed it. Good thing he was surrounded by that choir, eh?
During the same lame photo-op, but during the singing of a different patriotic anthem (i.e. the national one), an unknown hero took a knee. White guy, late 20s-early 30s, chubby, bearded. He declined to give his name, but his point was made. When the majority of an invited football team declines to show up for a bit of presidential glad-handing (and gets erroneously slammed for it by FUX Snooze, natch), what is there to do but kneel down in silent prayer and hope the old fool doesn’t blow razzberries at the flag during this pointless “patriotic” rally attended almost solely by his own staffers and interns?
The late mayor Rob Ford’s estate is valued at $1.1 million, according to documents filed in Toronto estates court in the last few months.
And, shedding further light on a claim by Ford’s widow, Renata, in an explosive lawsuit, her late husband’s estate documents show no indication there has been a detailed accounting of the late mayor’s financial affairs, or any payout to his beneficiaries, two years after his death.
That is one of Renata Ford’s main allegations against Doug Ford, her former brother-in-law. She has stated in court filings, which form part of a $16.5-million claim against various parties, that Doug is in “breach of trust” because he has not fulfilled what she says are his obligations as executor of the estate.
[…]
Two court actions related to these matters are playing out at University Ave. courthouses in Toronto. On the east side of University, south of Dundas, is the Superior Court where Renata and her lawyers filed suit against Doug and Randy, claiming that Renata and her two children have been deprived of millions through “negligent mismanagement” of the family business and the brothers breaching their duties as trustees of the Rob’s estate.
Renata alleges that Doug and Randy have used money from their father Doug Sr.’s estate to create the illusion that family business Deco Labels is profitable and a “successful enterprise.”
On the west side of University is where wills and estates are dealt with: estates court, which is also part of Ontario’s Superior Court division. That’s where Rob Ford’s will has been filed.
Ford made his last will and testament on Oct. 2, 2014. That was two weeks after a doctor at Mount Sinai Hospital announced that Ford had been diagnosed with cancer. He was mayor at the time.
Something tells me Renata and her kids may not ever see that cash. Trying to prop up a failing company with a false profitable image? That’s a money pit with quicksand walls.
Oh, and check out what Dougie’s dear old mom is insinuating, too:
In her response Monday to Renata’s lawsuit, Doug’s mother, Diane, made comments about Renata Ford’s “addiction” issues and Doug said it is he who will always be there for his late brother’s children.
And the timing of the whole stinking mess could not be sweeter. We are now literally on the eve of the election. Good luck getting your ass elected Premier, Dougie…you’re gonna need it. And on the off chance it happens, it means that the right-wing voters of Ontario are even dumber and worse with money than you. And they will thoroughly deserve the shit they get.
It would be a damn shame if the rest of us, who are innocent, got dragged down with them.
Well, THIS is embarrassing. Dougie’s party has not only a scandal for practically every day he’s been on the hustings, he’s got one brewing on the home front too…and right on the eve of the election:
The widow and children of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford are suing his brother Doug Ford, alleging he has deprived them of millions of dollars, including shares in the family business and a life insurance policy left behind to support his family.
In a $16.5-million lawsuit filed Friday in Superior Court, Renata Ford also alleges that former brother-in-law Doug Ford is a “negligent” business manager whose decisions have led to a steady decrease in the value of the Ford company, Deco Labels. Despite setting his sights on a political career, Doug has continued to receive “extravagant compensation,” even though Deco is losing money, Renata claims in her court filings.
Doug Ford has “knowingly and deliberately put (Renata and her two children) in a highly stressful and unfair financial position during their period of grief after Rob Ford’s death, and continued to do so for more than two years after Rob Ford’s death,” the statement of claim alleges.
The lawsuit was filed by lawyers from Aird & Berlis LLP in Superior Court against Doug, his brother Randy (who is a top executive at Deco), and the Deco company itself. The allegations have not been proven in court.
Nothing proven…YET. But it wouldn’t surprise me if it were true. I mean, this IS Drug Frod we’re talking about here. He is EXACTLY the kind of guy who would screw over everyone, even his own relations, to get what he wants.
Hey! Remember this guy? The sheepish-looking Russian journalist who faked his own death, presumably to foil an assassination plot against him? Well, that plot just got a whole lot murkier. And you’ll never guess who the fake hitman was:
Oleksiy Tsimbalyuk, once a monk and a deacon in the Ukrainian Orthodox Church who used the clerical name Aristarkh, wrote on his Facebook page that he was the man who went to the authorities after being hired to kill Mr. Babchenko.
The cleric has never made a secret of his longstanding antipathy toward Russia, fighting Russian-backed militias in eastern Ukraine and switching his religious affiliation from the Russian Orthodox Church to a breakaway branch of the Orthodox Church that has declared its independence from Moscow.
Pictures on his Facebook page show him in green combat fatigues including a patch from the Right Sector, a Ukrainian ultranationalist organization that some, particularly the Kremlin, portray as a neo-Nazi group. In a 10-minute documentary about him that appeared online in January 2017, he called killing members of the Russian-backed militias in eastern Ukraine “an act of mercy.”
Given such strong and publicly avowed enmity toward Russia, it is odd to say the least that Mr. Tsimbalyuk would be selected to carry out the contract killing of a prominent Kremlin critic.
Well, of course, if you’re a FAKE hitman, you don’t have to kill him for real; you can just do what Babchenko describes in the video above — cover him in pig blood and make him up to look dead.
And then there’s this next bit:
When he first posted the information on Facebook, a spokeswoman for the Security Service of Ukraine, known by its initials, S.B.U., denied that he was involved. But she later acknowledged that he had been.
Curiouser and curiouser. Somehow, I doubt that the national security services of Ukraine would be that eager to protect the life of a journo just for the sake of protecting him.
But the really fun part comes next:
Then there is the accused organizer, who Ukrainian officials said was just warming up with the killing of Mr. Babchenko and had a list of some 30 others Moscow supposedly wanted to eliminate.
That man, Boris L. Herman, was arraigned in a Kiev court on Thursday night and ordered to be held in custody for two months. Prosecutors said he had given the supposed assassin a down payment of $15,000, half what he was promised for carrying out the hit.
In court, Mr. Herman tried both to link the plot to President Vladimir V. Putin and to claim that he, too, had been working for Ukraine all along. He was first contacted six months ago, he said.
“I got a call from a longtime acquaintance who lives in Moscow, and in the process of communicating with him it turned out that he works for a Putin foundation precisely to orchestrate destabilization in Ukraine,” Mr. Herman was quoted as saying by Interfax Ukraine, a news agency.
Claiming that he was working for Ukrainian counterintelligence, he said he had known perfectly well that there would be no killing. A monk was hired because he would not kill an unarmed man, he said in court, and once Mr. Babchenko’s “assassination” had taken place, he said, his Russian contact had given him the list of 30 more names, which he says he passed to Ukrainian counterintelligence.
Again: This seems an awfully long length to go, just in order to protect one man who’s not even a citizen of Ukraine. Or even 30 more, assuming that they actually existed. It all reeks of a ruse, orchestrated not by Russia, but by Ukraine. And it’s not hard to tell who it was designed to smear. He’s even named: Vladimir V. Putin. Good ol’ Pooty-Poot! Whoever else?
But of course, the prosecutor’s office denies that dear Mr. Herman works for Ukrainian counterintelligence. Even though his “private” company builds the sights for Ukrainian state-made sniper rifles. Well, they would, wouldn’t they? After all, you can’t have a black op if you don’t keep things secret. And you can’t keep a secret if you don’t tell lies. Plausible deniability is the name of the game.
But here’s the rub: Is it really so plausible?
Ukraine faced continued criticism from international organizations, foreign political leaders and journalists for faking the assassination, which they said had validated the Kremlin’s all-purpose claim that it is falsely blamed for every evil in the world by a “Russophobic” West.
Aside from hinting that catching the organizer hinged on completing the killing, Ukraine has not made it clear why such a deception was necessary. Nor has it provided any evidence about accomplices or a coherent time line. Officials said the ruse was two months in the planning stages.
The level of international criticism was such that the Ukrainian Embassy in London felt compelled to issue a statement justifying what it called a “special operation.” “The hybrid war waged by the Russian Federation against Ukraine demands unorthodox approaches,” it said.
Nope. Guess not!
It looks like this “hybrid war” is decidedly one-sided, and it’s not hard to see why. The Russian army could, any time Putin gave the word, make war the good old conventional way: just march in and annex all of Ukraine — and not just the breakaway Donetsk region, which has been more Russian than Ukrainian for centuries (and, during Soviet times, was downright fractious that way).
But Ukraine can’t just march its own rickety little army (which has been heavily and overtly co-opted by Ukrainian far-rightists) into Moscow. They’d be mown down like so much grass in an instant. So they have to do it more sneakily, by taking advantage of the Russian dissident presence on Ukrainian turf, and staging fake “assassinations” of whoever’s prominent and critical enough to be a plausible target for Pooty-Poot’s ire. Which, of course, is where Arkady Babchenko comes in.
Where they messed up — and badly — was that they couldn’t make it look like a proper Russian-style, KGB assassination, say, by polonium poisoning. You can’t fake that; you’d need a radioactive “victim”, and radioactive traces on the “assassins” and everything they touched would only show that it was Ukrainians all along. Nor could you fake a nerve-gassing; the physical symptoms are beyond the abilities of any makeup artist, and even a skilled actor could not sustain them in a real hospital, for weeks and months on end. The Ukrainians, unlike Pooty-Poot, are not ex-KGB, nor do they have wealthy oligarchs on side; they don’t have the resources or the finesse. So they had to go the messy-messy route, and even that blew up in their faces. What good is a fake murder if the victim just gets up a day or two later and says “Hey, guys, just kidding”?
For his part, Mr. Babchenko said he was not privy to all the details of the investigation, but went along with the ruse because he believed his life was at risk. Numerous other critics of the Kremlin who have gone into exile in Ukraine have been murdered on the streets of Kiev, the Ukrainian capital, previously.
“They probably had their reasons,” he said of the security services at a news conference on Thursday. “Maybe they wanted to collect proof that was 100 percent solid.”
Orrrrr mayyyyyybe this wasn’t about “collecting proof” of anything, but rather just some lame attempt at deflection and distraction. After all, Ukraine has a Nazi problem, and it’s getting worse, not better. Ukraine’s far right is recruiting neo-Nazis from as far away as Britain to fight against Russia. Even the “monk” who was hired to “assassinate” Babchenko is an overt Right Sector fascist with a taste for killing Russians. Ukraine wants into Europe, but Europe is skeptical of its intentions. And rightly so: All of Europe has its own Nazi problems, due to the wars in Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria, which have created a flood of refugees — and reactionaries. Europe is having trouble policing its own Nazis, and it wouldn’t look good if Ukraine came in, unstable and Nazified from top to bottom, the way it is now. So Ukraine’s only hope of saving some face is to point the finger at Moscow and say “But they’re even worse!” And this blown-up fake plot was, I’m pretty sure, aimed at pressuring Brussels to do something, anything, against Russia*.
What a pity it’s not working.
*ETA: I am well aware that Russia also has a Nazi problem quite aside from Putin himself. He may be authoritarian and borderline fascistic, but there are plenty of other Russians who are over the edge, and consider him to be not-fascist-enough. It’s also worth noting that the Russian left is anti-Putin, so the accusations that he is a scheming communist are bullshit. He may be scheming, but a communist he is not.
Fear doesn't travel well; just as it can warp judgment, its absence can diminish memory's truth. What terrifies one generation is likely to bring only a puzzled smile to the next.
--Arthur Miller, "Why I Wrote 'The Crucible'", The New Yorker, October 21, 1996
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