Korean peace: Some hard analysis, and some just plain WTFery

First, the hard analysis, courtesy of former US army colonel Larry Wilkerson:

This rings true. I see North Korea coming in much more powerful than the US wants to admit it is, thanks to its nuclear tests. Kim Jong-un may have a funny haircut, but he’s not an idiot. He knows what it takes to stand up to another nuclear power. He’s going to be coming in from a position of strength, and even if he loses his presidency, he’s still going to be highly influential in any unified Korean government that may come to be. That is, IF it doesn’t fall apart like it did the last time this was floated, as could all too easily happen.

Moon Jae-in, on the other hand, strikes me as kind of a bootlicker, and this doesn’t exactly dispel that impression:

‘Course, this could just be a case of topping-from-the-bottom, or crazy-like-a-fox. But still: Isn’t it embarrassing how nobody wants to stand up and tell Donnie to fuck off and let the Koreans settle this amongst themselves? Because that’s the only way lasting peace in Korea is ever gonna happen.

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Hey, Nazis, look who’s running in Charlottesville…

Yup, it’s an actual, antifascist progressive…in the south. Your ass is grass, and he’s coming for it with the mower. And I have got my popcorn maker all loaded up and at the ready for the inevitable shitstorm of righty whining.

PS: Today just happens to be the anniversary of Hitler’s ignominious suicide, coming hot on the heels of Mussolini’s equally ignominious execution two days earlier. Timing couldn’t be better, eh?

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Music for a Sunday: One for Milo Yiannopoulos

Yes, folks, I’m pourin’ one out for Milo — oh sorry, MILO in ALL FUCKING SHOUTYCAPS — today. Because his long-awaited politico-financial establishment sugardaddy, who was supposed to be financing his media-slash-entertainment empire, has kicked the bucket. From a drug overdose, rather fittingly. No danger of that happening to MILO, though…he can’t afford cheap bourbon and a hit of crack anymore. Never mind champagne and coke. He can’t even afford to keep the lights on and send out pink slips like a real boss, either.

Donnie hasn’t said boo about his most eager little bootlicker — remember how Milo used to call him “Daddy”? Nor has he offered him anything out of his personal cash-stash, probably because he’s too busy not paying his lawyers to pay off his old mistresses for a silence none of them seem to want to keep. And besides, Donnie’s too busy losing big-money backers of his own. His very name, his sole stock in trade, is toxic to the hoteliers he used to court. No one wants to publish his shitty book, and no one wants to hire him to write far-right dreck for their schlocky sites. So Milo is out on his oddy knocky. Sad!

And, indignity of all indignities, he recently got booed out of what he thought was a nice, safe English pub in New York…where a local branch of the Democratic Socialists just happened to be having their own little kiki that night. They even paid for his beers so he could storm out properly.

Dreadfully sorry, Milo. Sucks to be you, eh?

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Peace in Korea, no thanks to Donnie the Dotard

So who’s really to credit for this? Well, try some actual Koreans. And some actual Korean peace activists, like Christine Ahn:

Yes, I know all the righturds are creaming their pants over Donnie and his impotent nuclear-button chest-thumping. But that’s giving too much credit to someone who did nothing but tweet and cheat at golf…and too little to the Korean people, whose victory this really is.

Congratulations, Korea…and best of luck going forward.

ETA: Oh look, Donnie is already trying to take credit:

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Bill Cosby: GUILTY! GUILTY!! GUILTY!!!

Too soon? Nawwwww. Not nearly soon enough. Dozens of women have been waiting years, even decades, for this verdict. And out of 50 complainants, just three got their day in court. Here’s how it ended:

And if you think their emotional reaction was over the top, may I remind you that these complainants had their reputations dragged through the mud backwards and forwards. Apparently ol’ Bill’s lawyer (a woman, shamefully) slept through her legal ethics course, because she whacked those poor complainants to high heaven. You’re not supposed to do that if you have even a crumb of humanity in you, but I’m guessing she has all the compunctions of a slime-mold colony. (Apologies to any slime-molds I’ve insulted with this odious comparison.)

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U of A is full of oily snowflakes

You would think that an honorary doctorate for David Suzuki — a longtime environmentalist and proponent of science — would be an uncontroversial no-brainer. And in most of Canada it is. But not, it seems, in oil-soaked Alberta, and one of its universities:

It’s kind of to be expected, I guess, that oil companies ARE funding university departments in Alberta, the Land of the Tar Sands. But it’s disgusting to see the way they’re trying to strangle speech and skew the discourse. Maybe because David Suzuki is a scientific heavyweight, and these companies aren’t about science or discourse but all about that oil and that sweet, sweet oil money? So it stands to reason that the department heads they fund are all a bunch of barking poodles. Or oil-soaked snowflakes. Disgusting, but oh, SO predictable.

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Stuart Varney soils himself over socialist millennials

Look out, kids in your late twenties and early thirties! Big Bad Stu is coming for you! Yes, like Patty Hearst, he has decided to stay and fight for the freedom of the oppressed stinking rich. He’s going to fight socialism with…uh, what ammo again? Oh yeah, FUX Snooze’s stock in trade: PURE CRAPAGANDA!

Meanwhile, even Theresa May’s festering Tory Britain doesn’t want him back. And his channel’s target audience is aging and dying, so his tirade is falling on deaf ears. Millennials couldn’t care less for FUX. Sad!

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Quotable: Theodor Adorno on the return of fascism

“I’m not afraid of the return of fascists in the mask of fascists, but of the return of fascists in the mask of democrats.”

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What we know (and what we don’t) about Alek Minassian

Rosemary Barton of the CBC and Phil Gurski, a former CSIS analyst, discuss the cool-headed way in which van-attack suspect Alek Minassian was arrested. It’s a far cry from the way Sammy Yatim, a Syrian Christian immigrant teenager armed with a knife, was taken down (with eight bullets AND a Taser). Minassian is, obviously, NOT a Syrian; his Armenian name makes that clear. But the officer arresting him also had no way of knowing that, at the time; he simply realized that Minassian didn’t have a gun when he claimed to. We have yet to learn what he had in his hand that he was pointing at the police. But it seems that the police have learned a thing or two — maybe — in how better to handle suspects like Alek Minassian.

There’s a lot we don’t know about Minassian himself yet, but here are some things that we do, and should:

One classmate, who worked on a project with him at Seneca in 2015, described Mr. Minassian as someone with a significant social or mental disability who had a hard time speaking to people, difficulty under pressure, and constant physical tics where he shook his hands and tapped his head.

The man, who did not want to be identified, expressed disbelief that Mr. Minassian would even be capable of renting and piloting an automobile. He said, when he knew him, Mr. Minassian didn’t drive, and didn’t know how a steering wheel worked.

The man said in a text conversation that he did not believe the attack would be politically motivated, saying he suspects his former classmate got into an accident, overreacted and panicked, asking police to shoot him in a video captured on the street by a bystander. The man said he heard that Mr. Minassian could code well.

One Seneca student in computer studies said Mr. Minassian had graduated from the program just last week. The student shared with The Globe and Mail a message Mr. Minassian sent to the group “out of the blue” on April 19 telling off his classmates. He added that he believed Mr. Minassian was at Seneca for seven years because he held down several software development jobs.

Saying he did not want to be publicly identified as an associate of a suspected killer because he is currently being interviewed for summer internships, this Seneca student added that he didn’t think Mr. Minassian had lined up any work after college.

The student said the Mr. Minassian he knew of never showed any signs of extremism or of subscribing to any particular religious or ideological persuasion – he was just a somewhat socially awkward young man who was good with computers.

So it looks like he has one thing in common with Sammy Yatim: he was emotionally troubled, and he had a very public meltdown, leading to a police takedown.

We also know that the RCMP are not investigating Minassian, because there is no evidence connecting him to any known terrorist group. So much for the theory running around the rightwingnuttosphere that he’s with Daesh, eh?

But here’s something that WILL twirl the right-wingers’ turbans: It appears that Minassian does have ties to one terroristic movement which still doesn’t have a presence on the official radar. Namely, the so-called involuntary celibates:

Speculation surfaced Monday night around a Facebook post associated with the same name and photo as appear on Minassian’s LinkendIn site.

Facebook told CBC News that the post from an Alek Minassian was real and was posted publicly on his profile before Facebook shut it down.

The post referred to the “Supreme Gentleman Elliot Rodger.” Rodger was the 22-year-old California man responsible for a deadly rampage in Isla Vista, Calif., that left six people dead and a dozen people wounded.

In a video posted ahead of that 2014 attack, Rodger raged about a number of women turning down his advances, rendering men like him “incels,” a term used by some groups to mean “involuntarily celibate.”

Rodger referred to men who were successful with women as “Chads” and women who turned men down as “Stacys.”

The post that appeared on Minassian’s Facebook page included a line that said the “incel rebellion has already begun. We will overthrow all the Chads and the Stacys.”

“This is a terrible tragedy, and our hearts go out to the people who have been affected,” Facebook said in a statement. “There is absolutely no place on our platform for people who commit such horrendous acts.”

The social networking site said it identified Minassian’s account after the attack and immediately deleted it.

Facebook said it uses a combination of technology and reports from its members to remove content that violates its community standards.

So, it would appear that Facebook does recognize him as a terrorist of sorts, but it’s a very un-Islamic breed of terrorists. The kind that’s under-represented in law enforcement’s knowledge base because it’s mostly white, anglophone, and western.

Cops don’t recognize “incels” as a terror threat, but they should. They have all the earmarks: Disaffected, often friendless, disproportionately young and male, angry and hateful toward women, with a “revolutionary” rhetoric that is laughable even on the surface of it, but nonetheless aimed at damaging society as much as possible. And which can do a lot of damage, and does. The Umpqua Community College shooter was one of these guys, himself. (His own mother described him as “born angry”.)

Another thing Minassian has in common with the Umpqua shooter? A brief and unhappy stint in the military:

BTW, Minassian used military and quasi-military jargon in his now-removed Facebook profile and the post in which he “came out” as an incel.

It’s as if these guys try the macho-man role on for size, find it a poor fit, and then despair because it doesn’t provide a “constructive” outlet for their violent urges. And if the military, that bastion of machismo, rejects them, it’s as if another woman had refused them sex. If a portion of society dedicated to violence decides that you’re no good for them, that’s another point of alienation adding to the aggrieved anger of an already highly alienated mind.

Worse, if they’re looking for weapons training so that they can go on a terror spree, incels trying to enter the military and then being rejected may just decide to strike out on their own. Lone wolves? Given that they have cyber-communities (which are, as yet, very under-monitored by authorities), I wouldn’t say they’re so lone. They may act out singly, but they are very much a group. They even have their own in-group language; women and girls are dehumanized as “femoids” (or just “foids” now, for even more diminution). And they idolize and admire, however despicably, others who have acted out alone before them. Every so often, one of them will try to copy or even outdo his predecessors, in a final bid to be even more admired and envied in that small circle. It’s his only chance to become a real luminary in the world, however fucked-up.

But it’s also a dead end. Most of these lone terrorists end up dead at spree’s end, because once a killer has blipped on the public radar and earned public revulsion and ire, what is there left to live for? Society as a whole has already rejected them, in their view, and now it actively and objectively despises them. Their belief has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. But the approbation of a small Internet community of misfits isn’t enough to survive on either, and a lifetime in prison (with all the violence and social alienation THAT entails) would be torture. So those who go in with guns, go out with guns as well.

And those who don’t? Well, it doesn’t surprise me that Minassian tried to get the arresting officer to shoot him; suicide-by-cop is how these dead-enders operate when they lack the time, the nerve, or the means to kill themselves. And sometimes, it’s also a fucked-up bid for martyrdom.

Unfortunately for this one, the cop wasn’t fooled by the bogus weapon threat, and was able to take him down alive, without firing a shot or even whacking him once with his baton. He’ll soon be facing his day in court, and he’s going to see that the glow of public notoriety is only temporary, but the ignominy of being seen as a crazy, indiscriminate killer will be with him for the rest of his miserable life. He will land behind bars, and eventually be forgotten.

And the incel “community”, such as it is, will be denied one martyr, at least.

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Shania Twain apologizes, but the damage is done.

Well, how about that? Seems that her little throwaway pull-quote from the UK Guardian the other day didn’t go over that well! Remember this?

If she had been able to vote in the US election, she would have plumped for Donald Trump, she says. “I would have voted for him because, even though he was offensive, he seemed honest. Do you want straight or polite? Not that you shouldn’t be able to have both. If I were voting, I just don’t want bullshit. I would have voted for a feeling that it was transparent. And politics has a reputation of not being that, right?”

Well, she was right about that last sentence. Politics does have a reputation for dishonesty. And a truly honest politician, who is both straight AND polite, is a rare fowl indeed.

But Donnie Drumpf? The man has blustered his entire way through life, and shows no sign of ever being real. He lies about everything, from his ethnicity, to his grades, to his business acumen, to his sex life. He’s lied to the FBI. Even his hair is a tower of bullshit! Just because someone “seems honest”, doesn’t mean that they are.

And frankly, the same could be said about Shania Twain herself. The woman is as carefully crafted for maximum media appeal as she could be. Her name, like Donnie’s, isn’t quite real; her surname is her stepfather’s, and her first name is actually Eilleen. Her real father left when she was two, and one can’t blame her for wanting a more solid identity than she had. But she was quite content to let Canadians believe she was Native, when in fact she isn’t. She hasn’t been a Canadian citizen for about a quarter of a century now; she lives in Switzerland so she doesn’t have to pay our taxes on her multimillion-dollar income. But she’s still quite content to say she’s Canadian, even though she’s contributed little, materially speaking, to her country of origin. She married her producer, who glitzed up her image to the point where little Eilleen from Timmins was no longer visible under all the vinyl, fake fur, and rhinestones; you could only barely call her a “country” singer. And when he left her for her (now former) best friend, she married the ex-friend’s ex-husband, who was just as lost and bewildered and devastated as she. Probably brought back unwelcome memories of being a kid whose life was far from secure. Little wonder that she said this about her divorce:

“I would never choose for my son’s family to be broken,” she says instantly. “I would be one of those people who would keep my marriage together for my child … I tried to keep Mutt.” She says it goes back to her own childhood. “Look at my situation. My parents could have killed each other. Maybe we would have been better off in foster homes, but I decided not to turn my family in, many times. There is something in me that says a family should stay together.”

Even if it’s for the worst? Even if your stepdad is sexually abusing you and beating up your mom? Even if your son’s father is cheating and lying and slowly breaking down the both of you? That’s your idea of an “unbroken” family, Shania?

Little wonder that she thought Donnie “seemed honest” to her. She had too few honest examples in her life, no reliable frame of reference to judge by. If she did, she might say (as I do) that if she had to vote in the 2016 US election, she’d have picked Bernie Sanders, who actually IS honest. And who has just as consistently been on the right side of history as Donnie has been on the wrong side of…well, everything.

That “something in me” is saying a lot of bullshit things. And some of them, alas, fell out of her mouth at an inopportune moment. She’s apologized for them now, but the damage is done. Oh well…I’m not a fan of hers, and never have been. No skin off my nose.

And when I want to listen to country music, I’ll listen to someone who always keeps it real:

He’d have torn Donnie Drumpf a new one, and very rightly so.

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