Nikki and the Nakba

No, that’s NOT the name of an ’80s punk band. It’s my quick and dirty summation of the massive fuckery that’s going on in the Middle East right now. And here’s Sam Seder to help make some sense of the nonsense:

Yeah, that’s right: Nikki Fucking Haley has blamed Hamas for what is clearly Israeli war crimes. And conflated a broad Palestinian protest with the narrower interests of just one party, too.

But even a slick slime-thrower like Nikki can’t hide the asymmetrical nature of the “war” between the IDF and the Palestinian protesters. Israel feels “threatened” by Molotov cocktails and angry messages written on kites? No wonder they’re killing kids for just throwing rocks at their fucking armored trucks and tanks. The chutzpah!

But here’s the kicker: THOSE KIDS ARE NOT HAMAS. They’re kids. You know, young people with human rights, who deserve to grow up to have a future and a home to spend it in? A home in a land where ancient olive trees grow undisturbed as they have for centuries and the water is clean and drinkable, where the lights are always on in Gaza, and hospitals are not being bombed, and doctors are not being shot? You know, basic things like that. Things that other kids in other countries more or less can take for granted.

That’s what Israel is fighting against here. NOT Hamas. No, they’re fighting against Palestinians, plain and simple.

They’re now in an all-out war to eliminate the Palestinians, and wipe them from the face of Palestine forever. And the timing couldn’t be more obvious: They’ve chosen to do so right around the 70th anniversary of the day the Palestinians call Nakba — the Catastrophe. They’re determined to finish today what they started right after the Jewish Holocaust ended. They’re taking up with the Palestinians, ironically, right where the Nazis left off with them. “Never Again” has turned into “It’s Not Fascism When WE Do It!”

And worst of all, they’re blaming Iran and the local Muslims…who, in ancient times, actually saved the Palestinian Jews from extinction.

But then again, Nimrod there probably only comprehends what can be crammed onto a bumper sticker, so here’s a brief and handy scorecard:

Palestinians = DAVID
Israel = GOLIATH
Nimrata Fucking Haley = a fucking philistine with a very small p.

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Tomi Lahren self-pwns…over and over and over again.

Oh, how sorry I feel for this professionally peeved little idiot. Not only has her own genealogy come back to haunt her (bigly), she’s done other dumb things too in the name of hating on undocumented immigration. Namely, this:

Yup, she advised all her fellow believers in legal immigration…to do illegal shit. Because that won’t backfire or result in any of those oh-so-lawful cons getting arrested at ALL! No, robbing people who legitimately bought their groceries is totally going to make the point that you have to do everything by the book in Donnie Drumpf’s “Papers Please” Amurrica, or else! I mean, self-pwnage totally works for Tomi, so why not all those wankers who watch her?

Or, as a commenter on the video puts it:

The great irony is that these “illegals” are the ones picking the food to put on those shelves…

…because who else is going to do it for the slave wages the crapitalist agribidnesses pay?

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Music for a Sunday: When the wind blows…

It’s not that you’re not good enough…it’s just that we can make it better.

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Take a hard seat, Tanya.

If you don’t think the above is an accurate summation of Tanya Granic Allen — the far-right embarrassment recently turfed from the Ontario PC party for being too obviously fascist — then you really need to read her white whine in the oh-so-white-and-whiny National Pest. Seems that she’s finally decided to pipe up in her own defence. But if she were really serious about defending herself, the better thing to do might be to pipe the hell down, because this is just hysterical:

I am a daughter of immigrants: my mother is from Malta, my father is from Croatia. Croatia was ruled by the Yugoslav Communists for generations, people of all faiths (Croatia has a massive Catholic majority) were persecuted. As in all Marxist regimes, it was official policy to attack the traditional family and the bond between parents and children.

This is, as you may have guessed, just the first of Tanya’s many lies. In Yugoslavia, religion of any kind was not “persecuted”, and the “traditional family” was NOT “attacked”, as a matter of official policy or otherwise. My mom’s family came from the part that is now once again called Serbia, and their religion — Protestantism — was the reason they fled Germany over 200 years ago to land in the Yugoslav provinces of what was then Hungary. At that time the part of Germany that they came from was officially Catholic, and it was either convert, or leave. My mom’s ancestors left for the Balkans, where all kinds of religions and ethnicities mixed and mingled and tolerated one another freely, because a fragile snowflake of a Catholic princeling couldn’t brook any Protestants under his reign. THAT’s religious persecution!

As for what happened AFTER my mom’s family fled the Russian invasion of ’44, and after Yugoslavia became a Marxist conglomerate of ethno-religiously different states, here’s a little light reading. A representative snippet:

The Church has repeatedly declared that it is being unjustly constrained by the authorities. Belgrade, however, has attempted to pose as the guarantor of freedom of conscience, and the constitutional codes since 1953 have all guaranteed freedom of belief and worship. A book published in 1962 laid down what is still the official line on the subject: “The principle of freedom of conscience and of the separation of Church and State means that religion is the private concern of Yugoslav citizens. It is no concern of the state whether a citizen belongs to one faith or another belongs to none at all.”

So no, the Catholic church and the traditional family were not “attacked”. The church was simply not given standing to meddle in the affairs of state. Yugoslavia’s government was secular, and religion was deemed a private matter. As it in fact SHOULD be.

The separation of church and state is a democratic principle widely accepted all over Europe and the Americas. Tito’s Yugoslavia was ironically more in line with that principle than either Canada or the US has ever been. But that didn’t stop the church — or its devotees, such as Tanya Granic — from whining about how “persecuted” they were for not being put in charge of everything, right down to the contents of a woman’s uterus! The fact that the Yugoslav government left such matters to individual conscience must have been terribly galling. But “persecution” it is not.

As for the ridiculous contention that “it was official policy to attack the traditional family and the bond between parents and children”, there was no such policy. Children are not the mental clones of their parents; differences of opinion will arise regardless of who’s in charge of the land or what their ideology is. If children and parents do not get along, it is not the government’s fault; again, it lies with the individuals. If parents are hidebound traditionalists but children are determined to live better lives in modern times, one can only put it down to the children’s free will…and the eternal urge of younger generations to do better than their predecessors did.

In short, Tanya is lying here. And it doesn’t get any more truthful from there on out, either:

In 2014, while eight months pregnant (and on medication with a serious related illness) I spoke at a Catholic Croatian youth conference, at a Croatian Catholic Church in Ontario. I expressed my shock (“vomit in disbelief” was the emotive phrase I used) that the then-government of Croatia, a land only recently free, was embracing a policy of compulsory sex-ed and promotion of the doctrine of gay marriage on the children. My comment of sickened disbelief was not aimed at gay marriage per se, but at the fact that so many lives had been lost to secure our freedom of religion, only to have new oppressors emerge some 20 years later.

Since when do pregnancy, illness and medication turn someone into a bigot who hates comprehensive (NOT “compulsory”) sex education? And since when do they turn anyone into a bigot who can’t stand to see LGBT+ people start to enjoy the same rights and privileges we cis-het straight folk have always had? To the point where said bigot wants to “vomit in disbelief” when those rights are implemented? Since NEVER. At most, they might just bring out what bigotry was already there. And of course, said bigotry has a large and captive audience in the Catholic church, where it has long been an official policy…which, among other things, has driven a wedge between straight parents and queer kids. But don’t expect to see Tanya try to mend THAT broken family bond! She’s all about wrecking it and leaving it wrecked.

And she’s all about the doctrine of never allowing gay marriage, too…because the church needs self-hating closeted queers to populate its priesthoods and nunneries, and keep the oppression going and the tithes flowing forever.

And oh, how nice of her to slam LGBT+ people as “new oppresssors”, too. Because they’re finally out from under the bootheels of church and state, both here and in Croatia. Yes, how oppressive it is to no longer have any cause to think you’re better than they are! Whatever next…RESPECT? Oh, the humanity!

As a practicing Catholic, I support the teachings of the Catholic Church, including the traditional definition of marriage. I support that teaching, and I also believe in the dignity of all individuals. I am also a proud Canadian, and I obey our laws, even those I disagree with. In my campaign for Ontario PC leader, and in Mississauga Centre, not once did I comment on the issue of same-sex marriage. That is a long-settled federal issue, not a provincial one.

There’s a lot of BS to unpack here, but let’s continue where we left off above. The “dignity of all individuals”, as I’ve said, is diminished if you’re LGBT+, under Catholic dogma. You can live as an ostensible celibate, you can live in the closet, you can live a lie and marry heterosexually and as a cis-male or cis-female when you’re really trans or non-binary, and so on. You can struggle with yourself on a daily basis to survive and remain sane. It’s an existence, but it’s not a life. And it sure as hell is NOT dignified.

The “traditional definition of marriage”, as posited by the church of Rome, is by nature exclusionary and confining. If you support THAT and want to re-enshrine it as the law of this land, you support bigotry and oppression. And you have no place calling yourself a “proud Canadian”. You can go back to Croatia and fight for your worn-out old bigotries there, if that’s your position. You don’t “obey our laws”, you are actively campaigning to undermine them.

As for “not once did I comment on same-sex marriage”, that might be true on the very topmost surface of it. But someone certainly wasn’t shy about commenting on the mechanics of certain activities that might take place in a same-sex union, say, between two men. Or need I refer you back to this?

During Thursday’s PC leadership debate, Granic Allen implored moderator Steve Paikin to let her “talk about the sex-ed,” describing it as her “number one priority.”

Pressed by Paikin on what other ideas she has in mind to improve education, since “sex-ed isn’t going to improve math scores,” Granic Allen replied:

“Sure, but it’ll definitely stop distracting students and maybe they could focus a bit more on math if they weren’t talking about anal sex in the classroom.”

Or same-sex marriage, eh? Or the fact that LGBT+ people exist at all, which IS in the comprehensive sex-ed curriculum currently prevalent in Ontario? The same curriculum Tanya is trying to abolish as head of a group called, oh so cutely, Parents As First Educators. (The fact that this “first educator” comes from a region once noted for its feudal backwardness and widespread illiteracy is rather salient here, no?)

One thing that hated curriculum is NOT obsessed with, unlike Tanya herself, is anal sex. (Which straight people also do, and rather often, too.) Who’s the distracted one, again?

The accusation by the Liberals and the press that I am somehow against the dignity and human rights of LGBT+ people — or to use the popular term, “homophobic” — is a lie. Furthermore, it is a slur against the Catholic faith and, indeed, against people of all faiths who hold their religious values dear, but who are also responsible citizens of a free and democratic and tolerant Canada.

Simmer down, Tanya. Quoting you verbatim when you say something incredibly bigoted and stupid is NOT “slander”, nor is it “a slur against the Catholic faith”, and blah blah blabbity blah blah. It’s a fact that the official religious policies of many faiths ARE homophobic. Including those of your beloved Catholic church. And they do deny dignity to many people. A good 10%, at minimum, of any given country’s population. The press has a right to note that, as well as your apparently unreserved support for that. In fact, they have a DUTY to note that. Failing to do so would be a dereliction of their responsibility to the public.

And your political opponents (who are not just Liberals, but also NDP and Greens) have a right to challenge you on that. It’s not their fault if you’re not up to the challenge, and your only “defence” is to write dumb opinion pieces like this…for a newspaper that has a long track record of letting far-right nonsense go unchallenged.

Oh, and Tanya?

Get over yourself, at long sweet last.

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No compassion for Andrew Lawton!

Yes, kiddies, Andrew Lawton said all those nasty things and then some. And now that the shit has finally hit the fan, he’s scrubbing his tweeter and asking us to be forgiving, and compassionate, and just trust him, he’s not really so bad, and blah blah blabbity blah blah. His excuse? He was mentally ill at the time. Suicidal, even.

Hmmm…

But hey, let’s give Andy the benefit of the doubt, shall we? I’m pretty sure his depression drove him to make an entire stinkingly odious blog called Right-Wing Canada, eh?

Well, speaking as person who’s actually BEEN suicidal and depressed at various points in my life, I’d have to go with NO.

I’ve been a progressive shedding the shackles of conservatism since my university days (holy shit, that’s about 30 years, now!) and have steadfastly remained one, whether sick or well. My politics didn’t deteriorate with my mental health.

I’ve also been well for over 20 years now, and if anything, I’ve become even MORE of a leftist as a result of my experiences. I didn’t call myself a socialist at first, but I do now. And I do so with pride.

Even when I was deathly ill (and I do believe that wanting to make like Anna Karenina every time a freight train is rolling by counts as such), I never spouted a single racist, sexist, or homophobic epithet. For one thing, I didn’t have the Internet then. (And even if I had, I still wouldn’t have been tempted to let my hate flag fly, because I don’t have one.) But more importantly, I didn’t have the energy! Between panic attacks, suicidal ideation, and just clutching the rags of my dwindling sanity around me while going through school and doing my job, I was all tapped out. Whenever I got home, the first thing I did was collapse on my bed. I didn’t have time or energy to sit down and write odious screeds and pretend to be all about that sweet, sweet liberty. I was too busy simply struggling to live.

So yeah, I’m not buying Cowboy Hat Andy’s idiotic excuses for his far-right shitposting. And neither should you, whatever your politics. His “depression” excuse is as much of a put-on as his hat. If you want to know what real clinical depression looks like, read Wil Wheaton’s blog post on the subject.

And if you care about keeping Ontario politics real as well, sign North99’s petition and help get Andrew Lawton out of politics.

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Alex Jones out-bonkers himself

Seriously. What else could you say about this?

The KKK are mostly black. Has anyone told THEM that?

But hey, maybe Alex is onto something. Because I did find some black Klansmen:

And they fit the profile of at least two of Alex’s other boogerbears, too.

Also, there’s this guy, who really did manage to infiltrate the KKK…while black. And today I learned that Spike Lee is making a movie out of his story, too!

So gee, guys, I’m torn. Is Alex maybe onto something? Or is he just loudly and wetly shitting his pants on the air, as usual?

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Music for a Sunday: Apropos of nothing

That twanging rockabilly guitar just does it for me. And so do the carefree lyrics.

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Fascist proudboy gets pwned by a gay sign

Does this little snowflake look triggered to you? He does to me…

It sure is hard to be intimidated by a Nazi who can’t even rip up a (plastic) sign. And isn’t even smart enough to trash it properly — I mean, he folded it up, he could have stuffed it into the garbage can if he wanted to. He even lifted the lid…and then wussed out. Too embarrassed to be a proudboy, eh? Ha, ha.

ETA: Someone, possibly the person who posted the original video to Facebook, had a little back-and-forth with the guy in the video. Here’s what they said about that:

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The man in the video shared here, [redacted], messaged via Messenger to clarify that he is neither a member of the Proud Boys nor is he a member of Patriot Prayer. I thank him for the clarification and regret the assumption that because he was wearing a Patriot Prayer shirt at a rally held by Patriot Prayer and the Proud Boys that he is involved with either of them.

Here is our conversation, verbatim:

Luke: I’m a member of Club USA. Not proud boy or patriot prayer. Change it on your video please. I’m sick of your fake news.

me: Hi Luke – thank you for clarification.

Luke: And just an fyi dumb ass, i have adhd and autism!!!

me: Oh, I have ADHD too.

Luke: I’m contacting national news and exposing your hate against a man with disabilities, dumb fuck!!!

me: I think you’re equating autism with hate

Luke: thanks for digging your own grave, bitch! “Leftist seattle thugs harass disabled patriot” will be the title

me: And for clarification, what is Club USA and what is your age? So that we can be accurate on that as well[,] if you wouldn’t mind clarifying

Luke: Club USA is an organization that i started that belies that we can have a difference of opinion without division. I am 21 years old.

me: And to be clear, you’re not involved with Patriot Prayer?

Luke: NO I wore that shirt to piss off joey[.] if you knew our history, you would not believe i’m with patriot prayer.

me: Why would it piss off Joey?

Luke: I don’t have time for to explain shit. Let’s just say i made shit real personal with him. And i mean “real”

me: But you can understand why people would assume you’re involved with Patriot Prayer at one of their rallies?

Luke: Still fake news[.] Ask Joey

me: I think it’s more an honest, easy to make mistake since you are in public wearing a Patriot Prayer shirt at one of their rallies. Thank you for helping me set the record straight.

Luke: You’re welcome

me: I will edit the original post to state that you are not affiliated with Patriot Prayer but [were] just wearing the shirt to piss Joey Gibson off[.] Correct?

Luke: Just get your story straight next time. And apologize to Joey and Pete too. They’ve been up my ass for the last hour because of your video!

me: How is your group different than Patriot Prayer? And when was it founded?

Luke: 2018 and while there is not much difference, you still associated me with a group i am not part of.

me: Because you were at their protest wearing their shirt

Luke: Understandable, but still fake news.

me: So you misled me intentionally so that I would create fake news?

Luke: I didn’t mislead anyone intentionally. I was trying to piss Joey off by wearing his shirt as he does not like me and i thought his reaction would be priceless. And btw, his reaction was PRICELESSS[.] That’s a reaction you should have had in your video

me: Why wouldn’t he like you?

Luke: Ask him. AND APOLOGIZE TO HIM TOO. And if he won’t tell you, there is a whole article on it!!!

me: I shared a video of an adult wearing a Patriot Prayer shirt at a Patriot Prayer rally. No apologies for that. Would you mind forwarding the article?

Luke: Sure. I shouldn’t, but I am.

me: Cool

Luke: Brace yourself though. https://psuvanguard.com/whatever-happened-to-patriot-prayer/ 64 there you go

me: Ok hold on- give me a moment to read

Luke: take your time[.] Fox news desk now has it, Ben Shapiro has it, Tucker Carlson has it, and Pete is working with Gavin. Dude we got your back remember what i said today about us protecting our own? That was some fucked up shit and you will have yours very soon. you are so fucked, bro. That’s from a proud boy you will not be getting the name of. Now I gotta go to bed. Bye.

So, apparently, Luke, the guy in the video, is Luke Mahler, who did indeed have a nasty, public falling-out with Joey Gibson, the founder of “Patriot Prayer” (note the quotes, as I’m sure that both patriotism and prayer are very distantly secondary to the group’s actual purpose). And here’s a snippet from the article he sent to the person he was arguing with:

“I’m going to tear you to pieces or I’m going to fucking barbecue you and eat you alive.”

That’s the message Tusitala “Tiny” Toese barked at Luke Mahler during a Facebook livestream on Oct. 10. Toese is sidekick to Joey Gibson, founder of the right-wing protest group Patriot Prayer.

Mahler had been ranting to his Facebook friends that Gibson was refusing to pay former PP supporter and co-founder of the American Freedom Motorcycle Association John Beavers money he owed him from May.

Toese joined the stream to defend Gibson, adding, “I’m going to laugh when I beat your ass at the next rally. Anybody that’s watching that wants to come against Joey, well guess what? I’m gonna be up front. You’re gonna have to go through me to get to him.”

Mahler has a long history of dramatic virtual fall-outs with PP members. Toese said all the online badgering from Mahler is “breaking my head.”

Welp, when hatemongering is your whole and sole purpose in life, this sort of shit is bound to happen. Remember the Night of the Long Knives? Pour in some booze and a shot of extra egotism, and you get this. It goes on for night after night after night, and it’s knives (and weighted shower curtain rods, and wooden shields with silly spray-painted logos) all the way down. It’s a case of too many Little Hitlers and no Nazi Germany.

Which brings us back to our hero, Luke. He claims he’s only wearing that shirt to piss off Joey Gibson, and that he’s not a Proud Boy either (even though he seems to be on a first-name basis with Gavin McInnes, the founder of the group, who’s a middle-aged man with sweet-bugger-all to be proud of). He also claims that he has ADHD and autism — neither of which can be seen on camera, assuming he’s telling the truth here. Nor are they a valid reason to go tearing up harmless anti-fascist signs. I know people who actually do have those conditions, and none of them are suffering from the REAL sickness on display here, which is still fascism.

As for “Club USA”, I googled it and found only a couple of fitness gyms and a debt-relief group. No political orgs — much less one that, in Luke’s own words, “belies [sic] that we can have a difference of opinion without division”.

And nice Freudian slip with the “belies” there, Luke. Yes, I’d say that it does indeed belie the notion of a “difference of opinion without division” when you’re caught on camera trying to tear up a sign that is, in fact, dedicated to opposing the rather nasty divisions that fascism creates in a society.

And when you close out a conversation with some creepy veiled threats, too.

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Condi Rice returns from the dead, defends torture

Honestly, I didn’t know she was still alive; we’ve heard so little from Dubya’s Auntie since she left office. But if anyone seriously thought she looked good compared to Donnie Drumpf’s Keystone Kop State Dept., you can hereby forget that shit. She still thinks torture is acceptable given the outcome. And this even though it’s been proven time and again that it accomplishes nothing, other than making prisoners babble anything you want them to babble, whether it’s true or not (and most often, it’s NOT). Given that she and HER State Dept. didn’t achieve the outcome of capturing and killing Osama bin Laden, though they sure tortured an awful lot of people, she really does need to go back to her political tomb. She has absolutely NOTHING of value to say on the subject.

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Donnie raids his own doctor

Holy shit, we have just fallen out the other end of the rabbit hole here:

And yeah, there goes that Sarah Fuckabee, burning facts and making smokey eyes with the ashes of them again. Girl, a simple phone call to the doctor in question would suffice!

PS: And it gets worse.

A 2015 doctor’s note describing Donald Trump’s health as “astonishingly excellent” was dictated, it turns out, by Trump himself, according to the doctor who signed the note.

Dr Harold Bornstein, described in the letter as Trump’s physician “since 1980”, told CNN Tuesday that he did not write the letter, which Trump publicized on the eve of the presidential primary contests to allay concerns about his fitness.

“He dictated that whole letter. I didn’t write that letter,” Bornstein told CNN. “I just made it up as I went along.”

The story is a reversal by Bornstein, who claimed in August 2016 that he had dashed off the letter “in five minutes … while the driver waited for me.”

Actually, none of this surprises me. And that’s what’s so shocking and awful about it. There is literally nothing I would put past ol’ Donnie anymore. Every horrific news report that comes out about him only confirms what I already suspected: The man is such a chronic, pathological liar that he even enlists his own physician to lie for him.

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