Author Archives: Sabina Becker

The Parliament Hillbillies

Posted on April 29, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Finally, our lovely government in its true colors:Starring Stephen Harper as Jed, Jason Kenney as Miss Jane, Rahim Jaffer as Mr. Drysdale, Vic Toews as Granny, John Baird as Jethro and Helena Guergis as Ellie May.

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ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!

Posted on April 29, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Eva Golinger has just informed the Facebookers that Chavecito is now on the tweeter. His handle is @chavezcandanga.Now I’m gonna have to sign up for yet another social-networking time-suck (sigh, grrr), if only so I can figure out how many … Continue reading →

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How to speak Inglish lahk a teabagger

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Let Tim James (R-Mushmouth) give you immuhgrunts a quick lesson:Isn’t he just the living embodiment of this sign?I mean, isn’t he just?UPDATE: And if you wanna know what side of the Mason-Dixon Line the state of Indiana was REALLY on, … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Baby, I wanna jump your bones!

Posted on April 27, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Dear Lord. The “bride” is playing with her pelvis! And how does a fleshless “groom” end up having a little pink tongue, anyway?

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Teh Heterostoopid: Put me down, daddy…

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…and let’s get out of this icky place!Way to empower your daughter, asshole.

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Why my boobs aren’t quaking today

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Yes, people, you read right: I’m not doing Boobquake today. I’m doing Brainquake instead. I can just hear the chorus already…“Aw, ‘Bina…you party pooper. You spoilsport. You…you…you…HUMORLESS FEMINIST, you. Why aren’t you letting your bodacious double-Ds bounce out in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Canadian Counterpunch, Law-Law Land, Morticia! You Spoke French!, She Blinded Me With Science, The "Well, DUH!" Files, Uppity Wimmin | 3 Comments

Quotable: Sinéad O’Connor on sexual abuse in the Catholic church

Posted on April 25, 2010 by Sabina Becker

I remember all the flak she took when she first spoke out–almost the only famous person to do so–against sexual abuse in the church. People called her crazy. (Including some so-called progressives.) Oh, she’s a famous singer. Oh, they’re all … Continue reading →

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Music for a Sunday: Jenny was sweet

Posted on April 25, 2010 by Sabina Becker

She always smiled for the people she’d meet…Great, great classic song. I first heard it a few years after it charted, but it was one of those “love at first hear” ones for me. Those blue raindrops from the keyboard, … Continue reading →

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Wankers of the Week: Holy Terrors edition

Posted on April 24, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Holy terrors, holy mo,Forty fuckers in a row!Hear ’em holler, blast and blow–No more intro now, let’s go!1. Celestino Fucking Migliore. Yes, let’s ignore all the celibates raping all the kiddies, and fixate on the alleged slowdown in population growth … Continue reading →

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Don’t be too surprised…

Posted on April 24, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…if someone in Europe tries to blame the volcanic ash problem on a scapegoat who couldn’t possibly have done it:“How much longer is Chávez going to screw us?”(In all seriousness, some people really ARE stupid enough to suggest things like … Continue reading →

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