Author Archives: Sabina Becker

Quotable: Manuel Zelaya on Fidel Castro

“The Cold War ended today. Fidel Castro said more than 40 years ago that history would absolve him, and history absolved him.”Manuel Zelaya, president of Honduras, at the OAS today

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The gayest man on Earth would call this over the top

Bonnie Tyler gets a little TOO literal with her creepy private-school-forbidden-lust video:Once upon a time it was a serious song,But now it’s only such a big joke.I’m holding my sides, I laughed so hard I could choke!

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Bad omen for the Dalai Lama

Well, what would you call this? “They took me away from my family and stuck me in a medieval situation in which I suffered a great deal,” said Torres, 24, describing how he was whisked from obscurity in Granada to … Continue reading

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Tree falls in forest. No one hears it. Therefore…

Oh fucking hell. Look what just happened in Peru!Alan García, alias President Twobreakfasts, has just sent in the riot cops to seize a TV station for nonpayment of debts. The station is off the air in the meantime. Funny how … Continue reading

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Congratulations, Mauricio Funes!

Another left-wing dimple-dude gets sworn in. Sadly, both Chavecito and Evo had to beg off and miss this historic inauguration. No worries–they’ll meet with their new compañero ASAP. (Chavecito already has.)Noteworthy details here: the archaic Spanish expressions, and the fact … Continue reading

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Let’s put marriage to a vote, shall we?

The logical outcome of what would happen if everybody’s marriage were subject to the Prop H8 treatment.Not very Christian, is it?

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Music for a Sunday: Hold the phone!

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Mario Vargas LOSER!

“Must smash that pesky insect! Why does he taunt me so?”Well, Mario–maybe it’s because he’s a popular, elected leader, while you’re a sad, old, sold-out fart with no new ideas of his own, who lost his own election bid rather … Continue reading

Posted in Artsy-Fartsy Culture Stuff, Crapagandarati, Cuba, Libre (de los Yanquis), Fascism Without Swastikas, Huguito Chavecito, Paraguay, Uruguay, Socialism is Good for Capitalism! | 8 Comments

Wankers of the Week: Wankin’ on a waterboard edition

1. Erich Fucking Muller, alias “Mancow”. For FAKING his waterboarding. Cowardly fucking wimp.2. Liz Fucking Cheney. Figures that the Big Dick’s original get-out-of-Vietnam-free card is still busy bailing her dear ol’ dad out of taking responsibility for his own actions … Continue reading

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Oppo journalists in Venezuela–such victims!

Or maybe not. Globovisión, Venezuela’s equivalent of FUX Snooze, has been a news item in itself for the past few weeks, and for all the wrong reasons. Here’s one of them: Video in Spanish, but the pictures speak for themselves. … Continue reading

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