Category Archives: Confessions of a Bad German

Just your daily reminder of who it’s okay to punch, and why

Also with all the trigger warnings for the language you’re about to hear: And yes, that’s uncensored. I don’t believe in bleeping or blanking the bad words; I believe in quoting them all verbatim. The language is raw and ugly, … Continue reading

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Not a good look, to say the least.

Sorry, Trudizzle, but this is bad. And the Rational National breaks it all down: Once is a lapse; twice is suspicious; thrice is a pattern. Any which way, this is not a good look. Especially not when you consider his … Continue reading

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Comedy. (I think.)

What if you “played the Nazi card”, as the far right calls it when anyone calls them out on their fascism, in an actual fascist country and era, namely Nazi Germany? Well, you might get something like this: Only, um, … Continue reading

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In which Donnie totally tells on himself

That’s right, y’all…Donnie just took total responsibility for the homeless problem in the US! And, even dumber: He thinks it only started two years ago. Funny, but I seem to recall it being a problem long before that. I mean, … Continue reading

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Banks say they’re ready to spill Donnie’s beans

And hooooooboy am I ready for it: See what happens when you go out of country for your cash infusion, Donnie? Deutsche Bank could share its “rich trove” of documents related to Donald Trump with investigators looking to probe the … Continue reading

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Maxine Waters crushes a cockroach

And his name is Steve Fucking Mnuchin: Some people have Backpfeifengesicht (a punchable face); Mnunchin has Schuhwerfenkopf (a little German compoundword I just coined, meaning a head you’d like to throw shoes at; Dubya Bush was/is a prime example of … Continue reading

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Donnie poses for selfies with alleged massage parlor madam

Be it known that I say “alleged” only for legal reasons here. My mind is pretty made up as to what sort of person this woman is already: I mean, a gold, rhinestone-encrusted MAGA clutch purse? That is one tacky-ass … Continue reading

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Claas Relotius, Der Spiegel’s professional liar, unmasked by a Spanish journalist

“Saying what’s what”? Not this guy, who won a CNN award on the basis of rank fabrication. I had never even heard of him until today, when a friend on Facebook alerted me to this piece, which I simply HAD … Continue reading

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What is wrong with young conservatives?

It’s almost as if they don’t care about winning YOUNG hearts and minds to their causes, is it? Probably because their causes are literally fascist, and appallingly awful shit, aimed at the aging reactionaries if they are aimed at anyone … Continue reading

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Geddy Lee’s Holocaust survival story

Actually, it’s his parents’ story. And, warning — it will make you cry: And they’re both survivors — of THREE camps, in all. In fact, it’s how they met, as pre-teens. And his mother’s mother is the reason the whole … Continue reading

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