Category Archives: Der Drumpf

The idiotic right-wing freak-out over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…and Rashida Tlaib

Posted on January 6, 2019 by Sabina Becker

How do you know Donnie’s loyal nitwits are floundering and desperate for any straw to grasp, just to stay afloat? Because the best they can do to discredit one of his fastest-rising progressive critics is to dig up and distort … Continue reading →

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Music for a Sunday: One for Donnie in the New Year

Posted on December 30, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Lies, lies, lies, yeah — they’re gonna get you!

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It’s Yule, y’all!

Posted on December 21, 2018 by Sabina Becker

And what better way to celebrate the Winter Solstice than with a bit of good news? Yes, that’s right. Even getting a chunk of her lung removed to halt an early-stage cancer can’t stop the Notorious RBG. Even in the … Continue reading →

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In which Farron Cousins “thanks” Donnie

Posted on December 19, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Ah yes. Remember that special 800 number you can call to “thank President Trump”? Well, Farron Cousins of Ring of Fire fame did just that. And hooboy, did HE get an earful: Yes, that’s right. It wasn’t about thanking Donnie … Continue reading →

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Is Stephen Miller emulating his boss?

Posted on December 18, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Or at least, his weird coping mechanisms for dealing with male-pattern baldness? It sure looks that way to me: Apparently, Sam Seder and his crew think the same. In my unhumbled and not so unpopular opinion, bald (or balding) guys … Continue reading →

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Donnie is a felon. So when will he be impeached?

Posted on December 13, 2018 by Sabina Becker

It’s now a known fact (and a matter of legal record) that Donnie had Michael Cohen pay off at least two of his former mistresses. And this while his party leadership and presidential campaigns were under way. These payments alone … Continue reading →

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Jamal Khashoggi tape transcript is as horrifying as you imagined

Posted on December 10, 2018 by Sabina Becker

All the trigger warnings, folks, this is recorded and transcribed torture and murder we’re talking about, not to mention dismemberment. There are no real surprises here, but still, it’s horrific: And if you thought that transcript (the small snippet the … Continue reading →

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Donnie can’t spell!

Posted on December 10, 2018 by Sabina Becker

At the risk of pointing out the obvious, smocking is not something you do with a gun. Here’s how you actually do it: Lovely craft, smocking. Glad it doesn’t require guns.

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In which Sebastian Gorka smears a dead man with bullshit

Posted on December 5, 2018 by Sabina Becker

Because it’s been a hot minute since we’ve heard from that large lump of Nazi-symp lard, here’s Wile E. Pickle with his Hungarian Nazi medal, dumping out a bucket of bile over Jamal Khashoggi, who’s no longer there to defend … Continue reading →

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Donnie’s followers have manhood issues

Posted on December 1, 2018 by Sabina Becker

…and that’s putting it very politely: And this, conservative men, is why women won’t date you. It’s because you’re trying to overcompensate for your rusty ol’ junk (which in Donnie’s case is a tiny mushroom), and what you’re doing is … Continue reading →