Category Archives: Epidumbics

Brazil gets its own January 6 insurrection, sorta

Posted on January 8, 2023 by Sabina Becker

…and it’s even lamer than the original, if such things are possible: Meanwhile, the COVID-addled presidunce they’re trying to restore to power is mooching around in Florida, not even giving a shit about the ruined democracy he left behind. Remind … Continue reading →

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Ron DeSantis vs. Ron DeSantis: Who will beat Dr. Fauci?

Posted on December 16, 2022 by Sabina Becker

Spoiler alert: It’s NEITHER. Because the good doctor never wavered in his message, unlike Ronnie: Ah, Ronnie. If he only had a spine.

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Freedummies are bad drivers, says least surprising news of the day

Posted on December 14, 2022 by Sabina Becker

The Rational National breaks down something I’ve suspected for as long as I’ve seen loonmobiles covered in InfoWars stickers on the road. Namely, that people with a fanatical anti-vaccination attitude are shitty drivers: During the summer of 2021, Canadian researchers … Continue reading →

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Margie’s fartastic return to the tweeter

Posted on November 30, 2022 by Sabina Becker

Y’okay. Before I get to today’s (stupid) story, here’s a little snippet — a rare moment of levity from one of my all-time favorite movies, just to set the tone for y’all: Now. Why is this important? Uh, because Marjorie … Continue reading →

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Randy Hillier turns himself in

Posted on March 28, 2022 by Sabina Becker

CTV story sez… Ontario MPP Randy Hillier has been released with conditions after being criminally charged in relation to his participation in the ‘Freedom Convoy’ occupation of downtown Ottawa. Hillier, 64, arrived at Ottawa police headquarters early Monday morning and … Continue reading →

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COVID-19 study debunks ivermectin fetish once and for all

Posted on March 18, 2022 by Sabina Becker

This is bad news for COVIDiots… …but it’s great news for those of us who understand the science behind COVID studies properly. Which is to say, those who don’t trust pre-prints or anything emanating from obscure sources or conspiracy theory … Continue reading →

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FreeDUMB!

Posted on January 31, 2022 by Sabina Becker

So, uh, there was this convoy in Ottawa over the weekend. No one’s really sure what the hell it was all about, or what it was meant to accomplish or how, but it furnished us with some good laughs at … Continue reading →

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Right-wing cancel culture strikes again!

Posted on January 21, 2022 by Sabina Becker

And whoa, is it a doozer. This is Adam. Adam has a bee in his bonnet. Adam, tell the people what you’re so damn mad about. Carhartt you messed up. This is one of the most sentimental things I have. … Continue reading →

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The latest right-wing COVID “cure” is the most ridiculous yet…

Posted on January 15, 2022 by Sabina Becker

…quite possibly. It’s very hard to top bleach-drinking, UV lights, horse dewormer, and urine “therapy”. Unless, of course, you’re transgender-ing yourself to own the libs: Yeah, that’s right. They’re taking spironolactone, an androgen-suppressing drug usually given to women with severe … Continue reading →

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How AIDS research is helping speed up COVID research

Posted on December 1, 2021 by Sabina Becker

It’s World AIDS Day, and here we are: AIDS is no longer an automatic death sentence for everyone who tests positive for HIV. So, why should we reflect back on the last most terrifying deadly pandemic of recent times? Well, … Continue reading →

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