Category Archives: Headline Howlers

Headline Howler: No, they do NOT all look alike…

…even if the AP thinks so:But hey! They’re both black, and they’re both in showbiz one way or the other, so Will Smith and Barack Obama are interchangeable, right???

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Headline Howler: Ha ha ha–I’m sorry, what did you say again?

I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my own laughter. I thought you said something like:US seeks ‘positive’ dialogue with VenezuelaThat couldn’t be right. As far as I know, no one is seeking dialogue, only trying to dictate to … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: The Lede catches Teh Stoopid

Quick, everyone, tell me what this is a picture of:If you said “two leading Cuban revolutionaries proving that golf isn’t as bourgeois as Hugo Chávez says it is”, go straight to the corner and put on your dunce cap. And … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: The Beeb fumes at Chavecito

Honestly, what can you say about a headline like this…Chavez fumes at neighbour Colombia…other than that it’s just pure dumbassery, since nowhere in the piece that follows is there even a suggestion that the president in question is “fuming” at … Continue reading

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ALBA to get another joiner?

Could be…could be El Salvador!Awwwww…don’t they look cute together, Chavecito and Mauricio Funes, getting along so nicely? Looks like they might soon get along a whole lot MORE nicely, if this is any indication… Mauricio Funes, the president-elect of El … Continue reading

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: May Day! May Day!

It’s International Workers’ Day. Do you know where YOUR socialist leaders are?WHAT? You don’t have any? Well, better do something about that next election day. In the meantime, enjoy these shots of Evo, who made TIME’s top-ten most influential people … Continue reading

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: They’re here, they’re queer…

…and they say YES to Chavecito’s amendment:Why? Because Chavecito’s Venezuela includes revolutionary LGBTs. And I don’t see any oppos stepping up to that plate, do you? They only use “gay” as an insult.

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Headline Howler: Born on a pirate ship

Talk about yer bum steers. This headline has got to be the mother of them all: “Pirates Make Off With Millions in Booty”. This begs the question: Did they steal J-Lo’s backside (reputed to be insured for a billion, with … Continue reading

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Venezuelan elections: Let the spinning begin

Hooboy, kiddies, grab your Gravol, ’cause here we go. The anglo whore media took one look at the mondo-bongo victory scored by the PSUV (that’s Chavecito’s party) and decided it had to do something to minimize the impact of the … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: When did Chavecito switch nationalities?

Just now, apparently: Former Wife Of Brazilian President Hugo Chavez To Run As Mayor In Barquisimeto I’m sure Lula will be very surprised to learn that Chavecito has suddenly usurped him. They may be good friends, but they’re not THAT … Continue reading

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