Category Archives: Huguito Chavecito

Oh Christ, how could I miss THIS one?

The AP has just outdone itself. It’s now touting some schmo claiming he’s Chavecito’s illegitimate son, and that Chavecito’s a deadbeat dad. The basis for the claim? A slight resemblance, especially when the guy’s photographed in red shirts and Chavecito-like … Continue reading

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Media dog days, or an early start to the silly season

Oh my my, what heady days. The Summer Solstice is still 11 days away, and already the silly season has begun, if the whore media are any indication. Everyone’s in a tizzy over Chavecito’s latest declarations. Let’s start with the … Continue reading

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Venezuelan bikes are destabilizing to Latin America!

Golly, who knew? The bicycles are produced in Venezuela under a joint venture with an Iranian company.Chavez rode one of the bikes during his Sunday TV program and joked about what he called the bicycle’s “radioactivity” and offered one to … Continue reading

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And another one’s gone, and another one’s gone…

Another one bites the dust! Damn, how many more myths does Chavecito plan on busting this week? The president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, directed a message to the new chief of the FARC, Alfonso Cano, on Sunday, in which he … Continue reading

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One more “tyrannical Hugo Chavez” myth shot down

By HIMSELF, no less! Ley de Inteligencia y Contrainteligencia será revisadaUploaded by Radioaporrea Video in Spanish. Chavecito publicly declares he will rectify potentially dangerous errors in the proposed new Intelligence Law, which will completely overhaul the old secret police (DISIP) … Continue reading

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Synchronicity works in mysterious ways

So here I am, listening to a test-cast by my mega-talented friend Tony “T-Bone” Jones. It’s called “Song of Bobby Kennedy”, and it’s about 20 minutes of trance-dance electronica interspersed with a rousing and cautionary speech by Bobby Kennedy. “A … Continue reading

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Well, well, well. What have we here?

This is too juicy to pass up. Aporrea.org, the Venezuelan news/opinion site I enjoy most, has uncovered some skulduggery published at an opposition forum called Noticiero Digital. It’s an e-mail from Alfredo Rangel, the director of the “Security and Democracy … Continue reading

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Oh gawd, now the GERMAN media is in on it too…

Someone please tell the Burschen at Der Spiegel that their story was kaputt long before it came out. They’re recycling a piece of pure horseshit under the laughable title of “The Colombian Connection: How Hugo Chavez Courted FARC”: They called … Continue reading

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Venezuela tells Human Rights Watch to…

…well, I was gonna say “go fuck a dog”, but they’ve already done that. Here’s what was actually said: President Chavez has repeatedly denied that Venezuela provided any kind of material support to the FARC and that the only contacts … Continue reading

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The myth of happy racism

Found a little item on Aporrea and thought I’d translate it and follow up with a few thoughts of mine own: Could it be that my black friends in the Venezuelan opposition don’t feel that they are being alluded to … Continue reading

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