Category Archives: Huguito Chavecito

It’s now official…

Human Rights Watch has totally screwed the pooch where Venezuela is concerned. I know, they’re supposed to be a serious human-rights organization, but it’s kind of hard to take seriously an organization that gets used so often to promote the … Continue reading

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While Angela Merkel criticizes Hugo Chavez…

…maybe she should clean this plank out of her own eye before criticizing the dustmotes she imagines she sees in his. New details continue to emerge on the spying scandal that has hit German telecommunication giant Deutsche Telekom. In addition … Continue reading

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Alejandro Toledo is smoking crack

I can’t think of any other reason why he would say something like this, unless he’s also a plant. Oh wait… “Hugo Chavez is a destabilizing factor in the region. Hugo Chavez is dis-accelerating the process of integration. But despite … Continue reading

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FARCing hell!

I mean really. What else is there to say to this? Laptop computers have become treasure troves of evidence for Colombian investigators probing crimes committed by far-right militias and leftist rebels.So many Colombians were dismayed to learn that prison authorities … Continue reading

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Let’s hear the anti-Chavez screamers explain this

From Aporrea, a little tidbit but a revealing one: Against the editorial lines from Colombia and Venezuela that claim there is a “close” relationship between the president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez Frias, Colombian senator Piedad Cordoba, and the FARC rebels … Continue reading

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Pretty Boy Lopez is in trouble

Anyone who’s been keeping an unbiased track of Venezuelan electoral politics already knows why Leopoldo Lopez won’t be able to run for office again: He’s a plain little plug-ugly thug, with a lengthy history of violence. But trust the lamestream … Continue reading

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The Blair Witch Laptop

Never-before-seen footage from the actual finding of Raul Reyes’ computer! Indisputable evidence linking Chavecito to the FARC! Exclusive to Globoterror, the 24-hour crapaganda channel! Absolutely (and I do mean absolutely) unedited!

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Some summit that was in Peru

And for some reason, I found a lot of funny pix from it…and for some reason even stranger, most of the funniest ones had Evo in them. In some funny context or other. Like this one, in which he’s chatting … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: How do you make a tension swirl?

It defies the laws of physics, if I’m not mistaken. But shhhh, don’t tell that to the AP: Venezuela on Saturday accused 60 Colombian soldiers of illegally entering its territory, as tensions over Venezuela’s alleged effort to aid Colombian guerrillas … Continue reading

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Oh crap, you mean he DIDN’T finance you?

Well, there goes another piece of Chavecito libel. And who better to blow it all to shit than “a battle-hardened, one-eyed female commander” of the FARC? Nelly Avila Moreno, better known as “Karina,” denied her bloody reputation during a news … Continue reading

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