Category Archives: Mexican Standoffs

Dafuq is going on in Bolivia?

Perhaps Yoda isn’t the best comparison. But otherwise…uh, yeah. Shit has gone down in Bolivia, and unfortunately, it’s not in the crapper yet, much less getting the royal flush. Evo was forced to resign (and call new elections, which is … Continue reading

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Another day, another shooting, another round of racist dogwhistling from Donnie and FUX Snooze.

So, what’s new? Hey, everybody. Sorry I’ve been incommunicada these last few days, but shit has gone DOWN. I lost a good friend to cancer (Thinking Man Neil, greatly and terribly missed even though we both knew it was going … Continue reading

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Bernie Kerik rears his head…again

Oh lord. Did he ever remove that shiny thing from his rear, to begin with? Yeah, I’m gonna go with nope. I’m also going to gently remind you that Bernie Fucking Kerik carried on with not one, but TWO women … Continue reading

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Claas Relotius, Der Spiegel’s professional liar, unmasked by a Spanish journalist

“Saying what’s what”? Not this guy, who won a CNN award on the basis of rank fabrication. I had never even heard of him until today, when a friend on Facebook alerted me to this piece, which I simply HAD … Continue reading

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Aeroméxico ad trolls racists in Texas…with hilarious results

Yeah, it’s amazing how many white Texans are actually anywhere from 1/8 to 1/4 Mexican. This is almost as funny as when THIS happened: Yeah. When the black woman next to him burst out laughing and called him “bro”, that … Continue reading

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Build that WHUT?

Yeah, Donnie, I don’t think your tantrum is gonna amount to anything… And even if that wall ever gets built (which I doubt), the whole thing has already been undermined in several places.

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Ammon Bundy’s stopped-clock moment

No, this is not a joke. He’s actually had a moment of some clarity here, even if he did come to it by a roundabout route: Well, I did Nazi that coming. All kidding aside, though, kudos to Ammon for … Continue reading

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The perfect holiday gift for conservatives’ little sex-punishments

Hey, white fundies! What’s the perfect gift for those kids you didn’t WANT to have, but were taught by some brimstone-belching preacher that you owed to your imaginary god and your equally imaginary race as expiation for your imaginary sins? … Continue reading

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Fuck off, Melania.

I mean, what else is there to say to her little pity party here except that, and WOMP, WOMP? Yeah, I’m sure she really IS the most bullied person in the world. Kids in Yemen are starving while the US’s … Continue reading

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Bawwww, snowflakes!

Suck it up, ‘wingers…until you’re gone, you’re never gonna hear the end of it. You voted for nasty, you GET nasty. And oh yeah: FUCK YOUR FEELINGS.

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