Category Archives: Mexican Standoffs

Mexican student invents biodegradable straws from avocado fibres

How’s this for a timely solution? A young guy who probably has eaten his share of avocados has come up with a novel use for them, one that could help reduce plastic waste in general…and the kind that’s clogging up … Continue reading

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John Oliver gets Venezuela wrong…

…and the Majority Report calls him out for it: Given that Donnie has been calling for a coup, it’s irresponsible AT BEST for him to be a typical idiot anglo gringo about a country he knows nothing about.

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A well-deserved booing

First, here’s what this evil woman did to deserve it: And here is what she got for it: Yup, Donnie’s homeland security secretary got mike-checked…at a Mexican restaurant. Which she fully deserved. Imagine, going to rub it in Mexicans’ faces … Continue reading

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These fucking scumbags, though.

Well, you know what they say about scum…it floats. And these slimeballs are the topmost layer on a very turbid pond of crapaganda. I know from turbid ponds of crap. When I was six, seven years old, my family’s house … Continue reading

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Tomi Lahren self-pwns…over and over and over again.

Oh, how sorry I feel for this professionally peeved little idiot. Not only has her own genealogy come back to haunt her (bigly), she’s done other dumb things too in the name of hating on undocumented immigration. Namely, this: Yup, … Continue reading

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Mexican boxer brings down Donnie’s great white hope

Oh, this is just too good not to share: And yes, I am totally feeling the Schadenfreude here.

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Dowdy Dickie gets dissed!

Ahem. Just a little theme music to get you in the mood for what’s to come, folkies. I’m a bit under the weather (read: sore and stiff from all the cold and damp), but I’m always in the mood to … Continue reading

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Always ask before grabbing a pussy.

Hey, Donnie! Your Uncle Vicente from Mexico has a message for you: Now, personally, I didn’t like this dude much when he was president of Mexico. Too right-wing. Too dumb. Too much the Mexican equivalent of Dubya Bush (and mang, … Continue reading

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The incredible egotism of Donnie Drumpf

How bad is it when you actually have to applaud Donnie for FINALLY spelling “unprecedented” right? Well…so bad that he’s still tripping over his dick even as Houston lies underwater. He’d rather bully Canada and Mexico, and pardon Joe Arpaio … Continue reading

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CIA director admits to wanting regime change in Venezuela

Holy fucking shit, get a load of Donnie’s chief spook here: Mike Pompeo, verbatim: “Any time you have a country as large and with the economic capacity of a country like Venezuela, America has a deep interest in making sure … Continue reading

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