Category Archives: Morticia! You Spoke French!

They are SO FUCKING PARANOID.

Really. What more can I say when Evo Morales, of all people, has been denied permission to overfly four European countries, just because some nimnul thinks that Edward Snowden might be on board his plane (and he isn’t)? Or when … Continue reading

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Get your own damn sandwich.

So, women now rule the world, and men are oppressed? Courtesy of a Facebook friend, here’s an extremely typical example of how guys who make those claims actually “think” (note the quotes): Y’okay. I know this isn’t really a fair … Continue reading

Posted in Angry Pacifist Speaks Her Mind, Good to Know, Isn't It Ironic?, Men Who Just Don't Get It, Merry Old England, Morticia! You Spoke French!, Rivers in Egypt, She Blinded Me With Science, Teh Heterostoopid, The "Well, DUH!" Files, The Hardcore Stupid, Uppity Wimmin | 1 Comment

Music for a Sunday: Ce que j’ai fait, ce soir-là

“Psycho Killer” with a cello? LOVE. (The cello comes courtesy of Arthur Russell, who should have gotten a lot more hype off of this than he did.) Thanks to Cort G. for the heads-up!

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Le Spider-Man in Havana

You don’t see something like this every day…even in Cuba: French “Spider-Man” Alain Robert on Monday scaled the facade of the iconic Hotel Havana Libre in the Cuban capital, in what he said was a show of support for revolutionary … Continue reading

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Walter Martínez debunks a disgusting rumor

Apparently there’s been yet another dirty lie circulating on the Internets about the health of a certain popular Venezuelan president. A video has surfaced, purporting to show him in a “critical” state. Would it surprise you greatly to know that … Continue reading

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On some deep existential level, this was inevitable…

C’est tout comme le cas d’Henri, le Chat Noir. Enfin, il a une copine d’ennui. Vivent les minouches existentiels et misanthropes!

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Festive Left Friday Blogging: Solidarity is EVERYWHERE, bitches

Yesterday, Venezuela was not the only place where people were demonstrating huge support for a certain much-loved president who wasn’t well enough to take his own oath of office (yet!): That was, of course, just one European city. Here’s what … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: The perfect gift for your lady

C’est élégant et raffiné, non? Ah…non.

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Le pire Noël d’Henri

Autre fois que ce chat existentiel se confronte avec l’existence insupportable. Ah, le pauvre!

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Don’t back down, Justin!

What’s wrong with what Justin Trudeau said here? I’ll give you a broad hint: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. En effet, c’est tout correct: The remarks in question come from an interview Trudeau did in Nov. 2010, with French-language interviewer Patrick Lagace, on … Continue reading

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