Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: How not to rent a property

Posted on October 21, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Didja know that the Johnson City, Tennessee, police have a blog? And that they blog such interesting things there as this? On 10-21-2008, the Special Investigations Squad of the Johnson City Police Department arrested a city resident of charges of … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How not to liven up a dull day at the office

Posted on October 7, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Self-explanatory.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Consent is WHAT???

Posted on September 23, 2008 by Sabina Becker

No shit, some lame-ass homophobic pervert actually said this: Investigators said their two-year probe into allegations of child pornography and abuse focused on convicted tax evader Tony Alamo and his ministry, described by its critics as a cult.Alamo claimed in … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: There once was a man from Aberdeen…

Posted on September 18, 2008 by Sabina Becker

…who craved a used screwin’ machine.Himself he amused.The thing, he abused.And the vendor? She found him obscene:Warning: Serious man-boobs. May frighten your cat.

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Whaddya know…

Posted on September 3, 2008 by Sabina Becker

…it really does cure acne! No, it’s not sex, but it’s related: Number One Plus, a water-based lubricant produced by health organisation Population Services International (PSI), is an excellent cure for acne, 29-year-old vendor Tep Kemyoeurn told news agencies.“After I … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Lady Godiva she ain’t!

Posted on July 28, 2008 by Sabina Becker

YVKE Mundial has a lulu for us, all the way from Peru:

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Pete gets burned by same-sex marriage

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Who needs homophobes to set gay rights back a century when you’ve got flaming nutcases like a certain former Dead or Alive singer? When he flashed his engagement ring on the sofa with Richard and Judy, pop star Pete Burns … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Doctor, how did this spray can get up my ass?

Posted on April 19, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Who’s dumber here, the drunken can-stuffer, or the doctors who YouTubed his subsequent operation to remove the foreign object from his rectum? You tell me… A Philippine hospital recommended penalties Friday, including possible dismissal, for three doctors and a nurse … Continue reading →

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Uncle Jay talks dirty!

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Ahem. Now that I have your attention:As usual, you learn a lot from your ol’ Uncle Jay.

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Exactly what was Eliot Spitzer paying for, anyway?

Posted on March 12, 2008 by Sabina Becker

My guess is, it was the slick advertising. I mean, have you ever seen so much horseshit as this? Golly gee, oh gosh wow…you’d almost dare swear it wasn’t really about sex for pay, eh? Sadly, it is. And here’s … Continue reading →