Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

Stupid Sex Tricks: …and the right to lie

Posted on March 8, 2008 by Sabina Becker

What’s worse: Screwing around on your spouse…or lying about it? Um, how about lending your boyfriend your cellphone, only to have him call up your estranged hubby to insult him?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Political silly season is now open!

Posted on January 24, 2008 by Sabina Becker

And a plethora of lurid accusations is rollin’ on in. First, one concerning Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama: …which may or may not be plausible. (Does this guy look like the limo type to you? And does anyone still take … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: What are YOU doing here?

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Duh…what’s it look like, fool? A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees.Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on … Continue reading →

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Fine allies Dubya has, part umpteen

Posted on November 26, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Oh, Saudi Arabia. The problem with that country isn’t the general insanity of its theocracy–it’s where to start. A few posts ago, I blogged about a rape victim getting punished for being a victim. Now, it gets even worse–the authorities … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Don’t just blame the victim…

Posted on November 15, 2007 by Sabina Becker

…JAIL her. And increase the number of whiplashes she gets, to boot. That’ll teach her to be such a jezebel…and to reveal to the media what’s wrong with the insane laws that segregate the sexes, but then allow THIS:

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More FUX Porn!

Posted on November 15, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Made ya look…at the moral values of the most conservative station on TV:Is it just my dirty mind, or does that girl who says “Pssst…Do Something!” sound…aroused?

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Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to ride your bike

Posted on November 14, 2007 by Sabina Becker

You’ll never get anywhere doing this, man. A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Please don’t get off in flight!

Posted on November 1, 2007 by Sabina Becker

Or we may have to get you off the plane. Singapore Airlines has taken the unusual step of publicly asking passengers on its new Airbus A380 plane not to engage in any sexual activities. The potential problem has arisen because … Continue reading →

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Straight is the new gay

Posted on October 29, 2007 by Sabina Becker

And for confirmation of the above, check out Wonkette’s account of what sex with Larry Craig was like 20 years ago, at least for one then-young, naive lad unfortunate enough to experience it.(Actually, it rings rather true, given that this … Continue reading →

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Scary Thought #9: Oral Roberts on sex

Posted on October 21, 2007 by Sabina Becker

The Young Turks take on an old jerk–Oral “I need $8 million or God will call me home” Roberts:You can tell he really put a LOT of thought into that sermon.A lot of icky, icky thought.Now, look at his photo, … Continue reading →