Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

Teh Heterostoopid: Unfit Fathers: We haz them.

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Exhibit A:Um, yeah, he’s the awesome guy with assholes for kids? Riiiiiight. If those kids are assholes, they learned it from someone. Monkey see, monkey do…And let’s just pray that this book cover doesn’t describe the real situation, because it … Continue reading →

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Cruelty, the uncoolest cut of all

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Sabina Becker

First, a little music to set the mood……because I’m really going to try for rationality and detachment here. It’s not gonna be easy, because everything about this just triggers the old blue blaze of rage and pain that I felt … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: Even without same-sex marriage rights…

Posted on March 17, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…it is still apparently possible to marry an inanimate object:Story here. Korea does not have same-sex marriage…but apparently, as long as the inanimate object you marry is made to look like it’s of the OTHER sex, it’s still okay to … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: Parents to be glad you don’t have

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Sabina Becker

One learns so much about other people’s traumatic upbringings when looking through the ol’ (okay, NEWish) Failbook, does one not?Here, for example, is someone who’s gonna wonder why her sweet little son suddenly hates her when he hits his teens:And … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: Would you let this man near your boobs?

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Sabina Becker

For that matter, would YOU do pot-legalization activism with him?Meet Rob Kampia–tacky dresser, wannabe player, and all-around ball of sleaze. Also someone who gives drug-policy activism an extremely bad name, and will probably set the project back decades on the … Continue reading →

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Dear Dan Savage…

Posted on March 6, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Dear Dan:Have I told you lately how much I love and adore you? In your latest Savage Love column, you wrote in response to a Torontonian reader: WHEREAS you’re writing from Canada, and WHEREAS my Canadian readers patiently endure my … Continue reading →

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There once was this dude, Jason Kenney…

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Sorry, I’m not up for a limerick tonight. I just thought I’d share what happened to Jason Kenney’s Wikipedia page before someone changes it back: Kenney was born in Oakville, Ontario and raised in Saskatchewan. He graduated from the Athol … Continue reading →

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Teh Heterostoopid: Department of Unnecessary Tattoos

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Sabina Becker

I don’t think this guy has anything to worry about there, do you?

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Teh Heterostoopid: Always set a good example…

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Sabina Becker

…because little pitchers have big ears:And because it’s always important to teach them early.

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Chilean fascist youth–what charm, what class…

Posted on January 30, 2010 by Sabina Becker

This was taken just after Sebastián “Pinochet Jr.” Piñera won by a narrow margin (and the abstention of a third of the Chilean electorate) on the second round on the 17th. Here’s how these fine young fascists decided to show … Continue reading →