Category Archives: The United States of Amnesia

Dumbest conspiracy theory ever?

Posted on January 28, 2020 by Sabina Becker

Quite possibly: “Nicolás Maduro is implicated in the death of Kobe Bryant up to his eyeballs, because he [Bryant] was planning to recognize Juan Guaidó [as president of Venezuela] and to give him a reception in his home. It had … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Fascism Without Swastikas, Good to Know, Huguito Chavecito, Isn't It Ironic?, The Hardcore Stupid, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off on Dumbest conspiracy theory ever?

Guess who Donnie’s biggest fear is…

Posted on January 27, 2020 by Sabina Becker

Have you guessed it already? If not, let David Doel fill you in: Lev Parnas’s legal team really deserves a big chef’s kiss for that recording, BTW. Maybe Bernie will give it to them after he wins the primaries. Because … Continue reading →

Posted in Der Drumpf, Isn't It Ironic?, Mobsters, Schadenfreude, The Bern, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off on Guess who Donnie’s biggest fear is…

Quotable: John Oliver on “checks and balances”

Posted on January 27, 2020 by Sabina Becker

…or shit and salad bars, if you will: And by this token, the Repugs are the irresponsible parents, who can’t seem to toilet-train their toddler OR stop him from crapping all over that damn salad bar.

Posted in Der Drumpf, Merry Old England, Not So Compassionate Conservatism, Quotable Notables, The Hardcore Stupid, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off on Quotable: John Oliver on “checks and balances”

Hillary puts her foot in it (again)

Posted on January 23, 2020 by Sabina Becker

Open mouth wide, insert Ferragamo — Her Royal Clintoness has (mis)spoken. David Doel breaks it all down: Yeah, that happened. Hillary forgot who busted his ass to help her win the popular vote by a full 3 million votes (only … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Der Drumpf, Filthy Stinking Rich, Isn't It Ironic?, The Bern, The United States of Amnesia, The WTF? Files | Comments Off on Hillary puts her foot in it (again)

In which a gun-hugging bootlicker pwns herself…

Posted on January 19, 2020 by Sabina Becker

…over and over… …and over again: You know it’s a sad day for the far right when even the boots have no use for this silly bootlicker.

Posted in Cops Behaving Better, Crapagandarati, Fascism Without Swastikas, Fine Young Cannibals, Guns, Guns, Guns, Isn't It Ironic?, Schadenfreude, The Hardcore Stupid, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off on In which a gun-hugging bootlicker pwns herself…

Donnie’s impeachment trial: Oh, it is ON, baby.

Posted on January 16, 2020 by Sabina Becker

And here is the formal handover of the articles of impeachment (only two, alas, out of so many more there could have been, but they’ll have to do): The real action starts 18 minutes in, if you’re wondering (and don’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Der Drumpf, Fascism Without Swastikas, Filthy Stinking Rich, Isn't That Impeachable?, Law-Law Land, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off on Donnie’s impeachment trial: Oh, it is ON, baby.

Wile E’s grody pickle

Posted on January 8, 2020 by Sabina Becker

This is just….EWWWWW. But I guess it’s entirely par for the course if you’re such a sickeningly insecure “alpha male” as our Suuuuuuper-Genius, whose pride and joy is his badly parked gas guzzler.

Posted in Barreling Right Along, Crapagandarati, Der Drumpf, Environmentally Ill, Fascism Without Swastikas, Isn't That Illegal?, Sick Frickin' Bastards, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off on Wile E’s grody pickle

Neo-Nazi outs himself as a gay catboy fetishist

Posted on January 3, 2020 by Sabina Becker

No joke. Vaush has allllllll the receipts: Yeah, that’s right: Nick Fucking Fuentes live-streamed at least 10 whole hours of himself on a gay date with a cat-eared rentboy. And that’s not all: He also has a shit-ton of catboy … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Der Drumpf, Fascism WITH Swastikas, Fascism Without Swastikas, Fine Young Cannibals, Isn't It Ironic?, Karma 1, Dogma 0, Schadenfreude, Teh Ghey, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off on Neo-Nazi outs himself as a gay catboy fetishist

When MAGAts get wrecked

Posted on December 17, 2019 by Sabina Becker

This is what you get for running your mouth, fucko: OOF. Big OOF. But even funnier, he ran out himself after the fact: It’s a thing of beauty, considering what a jabroni move this was: Colby Covington has chosen to … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullies, Deepest Darkest Africa, Der Drumpf, Fascism Without Swastikas, Filthy Stinking Rich, Heroes for Today, Isn't It Ironic?, Isn't That Racist?, Karma 1, Dogma 0, Schadenfreude, The Bold and the Badass, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off on When MAGAts get wrecked

In which Steven Crowder is actually funny for once.

Posted on December 10, 2019 by Sabina Becker

Oh sorry, make that TWICE: The first time was, of course, when he was punched out by that union guy in Michigan. Good times! And super funny, because he wasn’t telling lame jokes then. He was the lame joke. But … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullies, Crapagandarati, Isn't It Ironic?, Men Who Just Don't Get It, Schadenfreude, The Hardcore Stupid, The United States of Amnesia | Comments Off on In which Steven Crowder is actually funny for once.