Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Checkmate, fetus fetishists!

I mean, really…what else is there to do when a “pro-life” Catholic hospital doesn’t consider you a person when your death (and that of your living incubator) costs them money… The lead defendant in the case is Catholic Health Initiatives, … Continue reading

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Walter Martínez debunks a disgusting rumor

Apparently there’s been yet another dirty lie circulating on the Internets about the health of a certain popular Venezuelan president. A video has surfaced, purporting to show him in a “critical” state. Would it surprise you greatly to know that … Continue reading

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Bad news, folks…

…the Apocalypse is on, after all. With a few months’ delay. Yes, that’s right…Kimye hath spawned. But don’t worry; as is the wont of little old ladies everywhere, three fabulous grandmas have come to save us all: There ya go. … Continue reading

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Apocalypse? NO.

I doubt the Maya carved their intricate solar calendars just to freak out ignorant modern folks. But that seems to be the effect they’ve had. Meanwhile, scientists have other explanations for what they really mean: Mexican and foreign scientists have … Continue reading

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Spooks just got spookier

And also downright necrophiliac… And no, this is not a metaphor for the spy industry. This shit is absolutely literal. Sudanese officials are said to have concluded that the bird was a secret agent after discovering it was fitted with … Continue reading

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The “art” of being an asshole

Yesterday, I chanced across the funniest, saddest, and weirdest shit I ever saw on Wonkette. Apparently there are all these dudes who’ve been creating “inspirational” propaganda — oh sorry, “art” — for the so-called men’s rights movement. But if what … Continue reading

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What’s wrong with this picture?

Yup, this is in Ireland. That is a man’s hand on a woman’s butt (how charmingly patriarchal!) And, coming on the heels of this, it makes me want to smack a different kind of bum…the kind that trots around all … Continue reading

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The Petraeus scandal widens

Meet another possible participant in the Petraeus affair…one whose strange behavior came to light in the course of the FBI’s investigation into some other strange behavior: US general John Allen, chief of the NATO mission in Afghanistan, is being investigated … Continue reading

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Operation Caymans, plus a post-Sandy roundup of sorts

Two funny folks went to the sunny place where Mitt Romney hides his pieces-of-eight, and discover a real-life pirate’s nest. It’s not exactly a big secret that Mr. R-Money is a big fan of the Caymans, since his partyboat bears … Continue reading

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Clip ‘n’ Save: The GOP Guide to Rape

There you go, ladies of the United States of Amnesia! Now you, too, can conveniently classify your rape, just like the GOP. Happy, er, classifyin’!

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