Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Teh Heterostoopid: Stupidity outwits natural selection, for now

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Please, stop him before he makes another one!

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Welcome to Reality, Chuck…

Posted on December 1, 2009 by Sabina Becker

You know things are getting bad for fascism when prominent rats start leaving the ship.

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Exclusive! New drug developed in Gringolandia!

Posted on November 30, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Its commercial name, in English, is Idongivadam, and it’s apparently related to Damnitol and Fukitol. According to Globoterror, It is made from the extract of a plant grown on the island of Borneo, and mixed with opium from liberated Afghanistan … Continue reading →

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Faceless Facebooker singles me out for “honors” re: Honduras

Posted on November 28, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Christ, this character almost sounds like another candidate for Wanker of the Week. Unfortunately, my slate’s already full, but I thought I’d share with you what some random wacko plunked in my Facebook inbox for no apparent reason: Liberty Heights … Continue reading →

Posted in Crapagandarati, Fascism Without Swastikas, Not Hiding in Honduras, The Hardcore Stupid, The WTF? Files | 4 Comments

Happy Amurrican Thanksgiving!

Posted on November 26, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Anyone for a slice of poo penis with autumn foliage garnish?

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Who killed Rafael Vargas?

Posted on November 23, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Someone from The Wizard of Oz, apparently.

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Don’t let your Ewoks get into the Boo-tini

Posted on October 31, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Their little metabolisms can’t handle it, as you can see. (It makes them hump the dirt. Eeeeeek.)

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Teh Heterostoopid: Stop him before he spawns again!

Posted on October 23, 2009 by Sabina Becker

More proof, in case anyone needed it, that some people just should not reproduce.

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A bizarre dream I had the other night, or, L’esprit de l’escalier

Posted on October 20, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Staircase/bookshelf designed by Tim Sloan, featured in Marie Claire Maison. Now this is what I call a dream worth having!I’ve been debating with myself about whether or not I should blog this, because it’s so embarrassing and personal and silly, … Continue reading →

Posted in Confessions of a Bad German, Isn't It Ironic?, Morticia! You Spoke French!, The WTF? Files, Writer Lady Sings the Blues | 2 Comments

Teh Heterostoopid turns into Teh Heterosquickout

Posted on October 16, 2009 by Sabina Becker

This is what a pervert looks like. Take a good look, kiddies–they look more ordinary than you think…Some people aren’t fit to be parents. Others aren’t fit even to be sperm donors: A man has been charged with sexually propositioning … Continue reading →