Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Do bears crap in the woods?

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Sabina Becker

They undoubtedly do…but this dude’s not a bear:And that there ain’t no woods. Srsly, fertilizing a plastic tree? FAIL. What are public washrooms for, again? And are the toilets in them really THAT bad?

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Once more, inevitability happens…

Posted on January 7, 2010 by Sabina Becker

Hey, if money can say “In God We Trust”, then surely a credit card can feature the Almighty Ceiling Cat! After all, She watches you when you masturbate…

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Goodbye, Blue Monday…

Posted on December 28, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Excuse me, the Internets have an announcement to make:Damn. I never even knew there WAS such a thing, and now it’s been cancelled on me! I think I need a drink.Oh, and speaking of “need a drink”, read this and … Continue reading →

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Meowy Catmas!

Posted on December 24, 2009 by Sabina Becker

My best friend just sent me this, and I just had to share. Happy LOLidays!

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Grandma got WHAT?

Posted on December 24, 2009 by Sabina Becker

BTW, this one’s got a nifty back story. Who knew that an eggnog-swilling grandma could be so profitable?And no, this is NOT Pee-Wee Herman:…although he DOES have that kind of vibe going on. BTW, this song’s got a fun back … Continue reading →

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“Holy shit! Oh my God!”

Posted on December 23, 2009 by Sabina Becker

A once-in-a-lifetime sighting, caught on camera from an Air Canada flight to the Bahamas. The space shuttle can’t be seen, but the fireball from its engines, and the smoke trail, are clearly visible.BTW, some moron left this comment on the … Continue reading →

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Stalinists: No criticizing Dear Leader on his birthday

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Y’okay, I take it humor is out of the question as well?Whatever is to be made of this? The Russian Communist Party asked the nation Monday for a daylong moratorium on criticizing Soviet dictator Josef Stalin as they celebrate his … Continue reading →

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Honduras: Shit you couldn’t make up if you tried

Posted on December 20, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Two lovely items about Central America’s luvverliest faux-democracy I simply had to share with you. First, this one from Aporrea, by Jean-Guy Allard: The putschist Honduran leader, Roberto Micheletti, was declared a “national hero” on December 18 by the Civic … Continue reading →

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Hey look, everybody…

Posted on December 13, 2009 by Sabina Becker

…I found Rush Limbaugh’s lost high-school football photos! Here he is, taking one for the team:Sure was a lot thinner back then, wasn’t he?

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When will the fetus fetishists start claiming ones like this?

Posted on December 9, 2009 by Sabina Becker

Honestly…you couldn’t make this up if you tried: For nearly five days, police said, Veronica D. Deramous kept the pregnant woman, bound with duct tape, inside her Suitland apartment, giving her food and drink to keep her alive. Deramous wanted … Continue reading →

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