Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Synchronicity works in mysterious ways

Posted on June 8, 2008 by Sabina Becker

So here I am, listening to a test-cast by my mega-talented friend Tony “T-Bone” Jones. It’s called “Song of Bobby Kennedy”, and it’s about 20 minutes of trance-dance electronica interspersed with a rousing and cautionary speech by Bobby Kennedy. “A … Continue reading →

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Well, well, well. What have we here?

Posted on June 7, 2008 by Sabina Becker

This is too juicy to pass up. Aporrea.org, the Venezuelan news/opinion site I enjoy most, has uncovered some skulduggery published at an opposition forum called Noticiero Digital. It’s an e-mail from Alfredo Rangel, the director of the “Security and Democracy … Continue reading →

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FARCing hell!

Posted on May 28, 2008 by Sabina Becker

I mean really. What else is there to say to this? Laptop computers have become treasure troves of evidence for Colombian investigators probing crimes committed by far-right militias and leftist rebels.So many Colombians were dismayed to learn that prison authorities … Continue reading →

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Quotable: Barry Nolan on the myth of free speech

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Sabina Becker

“In today’s America, speech is only ‘free’ when you are talking down to someone less powerful that you. Speak ‘up’ — and look out.“In your work life, they can fire you, as I found out, for quietly saying something that … Continue reading →

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L’affaire Couillard–c’est le Maxime!

Posted on May 27, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Ah oui, cher(e) ami(e), Tante Bina a trouvé beaucoup d’histoires bien scandaleuses pour toi!Ahem. En anglais:Maxime Bernier, our beleaguered and blundering foreign-affairs minister, has finally resigned. The reason? His ex-girlfriend, the erstwhile biker babe Julie Couillard, is in fact something … Continue reading →

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The Blair Witch Laptop

Posted on May 23, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Never-before-seen footage from the actual finding of Raul Reyes’ computer! Indisputable evidence linking Chavecito to the FARC! Exclusive to Globoterror, the 24-hour crapaganda channel! Absolutely (and I do mean absolutely) unedited!

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I wrote Mike Malloy another letter…

Posted on May 19, 2008 by Sabina Becker

…in response to a guy named Ed, from Miami, who tootled all the lines we know only too well from the loco anti-Chavez contingent, plus one new one: “Bush is a populist.” WTF??? Well, I couldn’t let that stand, so … Continue reading →

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Watch this and hold onto your head

Posted on May 8, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Because it just might explode from the sheer incongruity and hilarity of it all:Bill Oh-Really, race-baiter extraordinaire, tries to distance himself from his fellow hatemongers (Limbaugh and Hannity), as does Dick “Election Fucker, Toe Sucker” Morris. Is it just me, … Continue reading →

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KBR = Kid Buggering Rapists

Posted on May 7, 2008 by Sabina Becker

From the color-me-SO-not-surprised files, a little something on the kind of people who are eligible not only for hiring, but RE-hiring by Kellogg, Brown & Root… In 2006, while working in Iraq for the U.S. military contractor now known as … Continue reading →

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Alan Keyes is an abortion

Posted on May 4, 2008 by Sabina Becker

Yes, you read correctly. He says so himself:There are two flaws in his logic:1) If “they kill you”, why ain’t he DEAD?and 2) If pregnancies are all invited, why don’t they show their papers at the door–to confirm that their … Continue reading →

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